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gooddogbenji -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 8:55:48 PM)
I always send cock pics and threaten to tell the world of their (nonexistant) syphilis (hopefully) if they don't respond within 17 minutes. Then I use their reply as evidence that they have syphilis and send that info to their mothers. Quite fun, but I don't know how efficient at finding me a Domme. Yours, benji

Mikal -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 9:02:43 PM)
benji, are you actually looking for a Domme? Or just someone to bust your @$$ when they get a hold of you? OR are you just teasing? Sheer curiosity on my part.

gooddogbenji -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 9:08:01 PM)
Surprisingly, all 3. But my high degree of anonymity should point mostly to the middle variant. Yours, benji

LadySeraphina -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 9:11:13 PM)
Aww, benji... scritches behind his ears

Emperor1956 -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 9:14:00 PM)
quote: When I first contact someone I just write a brief message to show interest and start a conversation. What really grabs your attention in the first email A Visa Card number, with the extra three little numbers on the back. E.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 9:16:37 PM)
Benji doesnt need a domme, hes our local timeshare.

Mikal -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 9:19:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire Benji doesnt need a domme, hes our local timeshare. snorts tea though nose heheheh... cute! What kind of return do you get?

gooddogbenji -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 9:21:11 PM)
Not much volume due to overuse, but it's flavourful and a beautiful milky white with good consistency. Yours, benji Edited because, apparently, everyone else has agreed on how to spell words and not told me.

Emperor1956 -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 9:21:23 PM)
quote: benji: I always send cock pics and threaten to tell the world of their (nonexistant) syphilis (hopefully) if they don't respond within 17 minutes. You know what's really cool? He sends pictures of SOMEONE ELSE'S COCK. Several of them. Different colors. Sizes. Species. I wanna be benji when I grow up. E.

gooddogbenji -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 9:28:49 PM)
No. You don't. A benji that has grown up would be like a well done steak - dry, flavourless, and taste like shit. Yours, benji

Mikal -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 9:30:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Not much volume due to overuse, but it's flavourful and a beautiful milky white with good consistency. Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! I also hate getting remarks on body fluids in first messages... I really really do NOT need to know. And if I do ('cause you're diseased), then I'm not getting intimate with you anyway.

gooddogbenji -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 9:32:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal I also hate getting remarks on body fluids in first messages... I really really do NOT need to know. And if I do ('cause you're diseased), then I'm not getting intimate with you anyway. LOL Yours, benji

Level -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 9:56:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: sonny2000 So ladies who do you prefer,Sonny2000 or Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: sonny2000 My sense of humor only awakens when I'm holding a large hardwood paddle I never thought I would feel compelled to point this out to somebody, but... It looks like the only way you will hook up with a submissive is to type one-handed. Just me, could be wrong, but there you go. Sinergy Sinergy Bias, bias, bias. [X(]

MasterScorpious -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 10:40:27 PM)
I have a generic email I send out with contact information that expresses interest. Basicly what it comes down to is I got tired of spending precious time composing emails that never get answered or for the most part even acknowledged. If I send out a generic email and it does not get answered is the loss of the receiver not me. I know how jaded this sounds but I figure that if I send an email That I have worked to compose to someone it should at least merit a polite no thank you if there is no interest. This way I put the onus on the receiver to decide whether I merit contact or not and if not cest la vie, I am not wasting my time pissing into the wind. Master Scorpio

MistressTexas -> RE: First Messages (10/24/2006 12:23:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sonny2000 So ladies who do you prefer,Sonny2000 or Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: sonny2000 My sense of humor only awakens when I'm holding a large hardwood paddle I never thought I would feel compelled to point this out to somebody, but... It looks like the only way you will hook up with a submissive is to type one-handed. Just me, could be wrong, but there you go. Sinergy Sinergy

amlonging -> RE: First Messages (10/24/2006 6:53:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sonny2000 So ladies who do you prefer,Sonny2000 or Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: sonny2000 My sense of humor only awakens when I'm holding a large hardwood paddle I never thought I would feel compelled to point this out to somebody, but... It looks like the only way you will hook up with a submissive is to type one-handed. Just me, could be wrong, but there you go. Sinergy If a paddle is what give you a sense of humor, give me Sinergy. and I wont take you home to mommy either cause she would faint or die if the only kind and curtesy humor you cna produce is with a paddle in your hand... me wonders how well your co-workers like you, esp with the paddle on your desk. Sarcasm does work for me. Its a turn off in a first letter.... and in a thread.

juliaoceania -> RE: First Messages (10/24/2006 7:19:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: sonny2000 So ladies who do you prefer,Sonny2000 or Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: sonny2000 My sense of humor only awakens when I'm holding a large hardwood paddle I never thought I would feel compelled to point this out to somebody, but... It looks like the only way you will hook up with a submissive is to type one-handed. Just me, could be wrong, but there you go. Sinergy Sinergy Bias, bias, bias. [X(] Well be that as it may, I did choose him originally over literally hundreds of men.. now mind you, many of them had only one paddle arm, but he still won out[;)]

LaTigresse -> RE: First Messages (10/24/2006 7:22:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressTexas quote: ORIGINAL: sonny2000 So ladies who do you prefer,Sonny2000 or Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: sonny2000 My sense of humor only awakens when I'm holding a large hardwood paddle I never thought I would feel compelled to point this out to somebody, but... It looks like the only way you will hook up with a submissive is to type one-handed. Just me, could be wrong, but there you go. Sinergy Sinergy I am going to take a different path just because. Neither, and benji. He makes me smile daily and never gets on my nerves at all. Plus, he has never sent one of THOSE pictures![;)]

Kalira -> RE: First Messages (10/24/2006 7:30:31 AM)
quote: Well be that as it may, I did choose him originally over literally hundreds of men.. now mind you, many of them had only one paddle arm, but he still won out[;)] LMFAO

toservez -> RE: First Messages (10/24/2006 9:01:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterScorpious I have a generic email I send out with contact information that expresses interest. Basicly what it comes down to is I got tired of spending precious time composing emails that never get answered or for the most part even acknowledged. If I send out a generic email and it does not get answered is the loss of the receiver not me. I know how jaded this sounds but I figure that if I send an email That I have worked to compose to someone it should at least merit a polite no thank you if there is no interest. This way I put the onus on the receiver to decide whether I merit contact or not and if not cest la vie, I am not wasting my time pissing into the wind. Master Scorpio I certainly understand your frustration and have read similar sentiments everywhere, but thread after thread of these discussions have pretty unaminous opinion from the women that we pretty much do not care for generic email. Personally, I find it disrespectful and rarely write back someone who does this. My attitude is if you could only spend the time to copy and paste why should I spend the time typing out a reply. I do not think any of us that ever write about wanting something personal have said we wanted a novel. A paragraph or two of any length is just fine. As far as what I responed to in a message. Someone who read my profile and actually thought if we were a match and why, but I do not mean just going down my profile and agreeing. Maybe some information that is not a rehash from their profile and how it pertains to me. A nice natural tone without a hint of arrogance. Humor is always welcomed but not a must have in a message. I also found that asking me a question or two, no matter how simple or lifestyle related tend to make me want to write the person back.

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