TreSwank
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1. People think I'm a snotty, pompous asshole during that "first impression" stage. Approximately 25% of those folks change their minds later on. 2. I'd much rather watch fucking Lifetime than televised sports, any day of the week. 3. My sense of humor is as dry as a bone........and pretty damn good, if I may say so. 4. In person, I speak super-articulate sounding English, which makes alot of people think I'm arrogant (or gay)...........but I really can't help it; my mother used to correct my speech like there was no tomorrow 5. Panhandlers piss me off. Today, I was freakin' accosted by a bum that asked me for a "five spot", which, in colloquial ghetto-speak, means five dollars. To make a long story short, this piece of shit freaked out when I gave him a dollar, almost as if I was somehow obliged to give him ANY money. The altercation ended which a spirited "Get a job, you fucking parasite asshole", from Yours Truly. I've never cussed out a bum before, but there's a first time for everything. Sometimes, I wish I could carry around a solid wooden baseball bat in this cesspool of a town, with the phrase "Bum-Greeter" carved into the side.............or maybe somebody should start passing out bad dope, mixed with D-Con to those filthy fucking street people. Oh my God - the more I think about it, the angrier I get.
< Message edited by TreSwank -- 10/25/2006 1:15:31 AM >
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