popeye1250 -> RE: What's Your winning team? (POLITICS) (10/26/2006 7:17:24 PM)
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ORIGINAL: ZenrageTheKeeper I dont like any politicans. Republicans are complete assholes. Democrats are spineless dweebs. Libertarians are as socially naive as Communists are economically naive. Obama seems to have his head in the game, but I'm not convinced. After all, John McCain flaked to the far-right and he spent 5 years in a POW camp. I'm creating a new political party.. The No More Bullshit Party. I'm enforcing the following ideals: 100% secular government. If God wants to be part of the government, he can come down and run for president himself. Using every single freedom encroaching piece of legislature to destroy the personal lives of those politicians who passed those bills in the first place. I'm going to label every single Conservative Congressman an Enemy Combatant and toss all of them into Guantanamo Bay where they will endure the most humiliating tortures imaginable by Johnny Knoxville and Bam Magera. Every bit of which will be filmed and put on cable television as the next big thing in reality TV. Enforce new payroll mandates. Every elected official will make no more, annually, than the average annual salary of the average individual in their area of representation. If congress wants a raise, then they have to make sure those tax cuts for the upper class they dole out every few months ACTUALLY trickles down into someplace other than an offshore tax-shelter. Enforce new corporate regulations regarding buying and selling of new businesses. Upon passing of the bill, any business or organization that buys out another business or organization must keep at least 75% of the currently available employee positions from the business bought out, open for no less than 10 years after the acquisition. In addition, any corporate entity that acts like a hostile, independent nation (eg expecting special deals for operating within US borders, treating their employees unconstitutionally, breaking US laws within our borders, trying to economically blackmail the US) will be treated like a hostile, independent nation (ie borders invaded with HEAVY firepower, lands and equipment seized, children of those in power placed in federal prisons or shot on sight). Marijuana and Prostitution will be legalized, regulated and taxed. This country wastes far too many resources combating such petty crimes. Also because it was only by the most ridiculous aesthetics that either was made illegal in the first place. Zenrage, I like it. What would your party do about illegals, foreign aid and getting us out of the "U.N."?
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