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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/6/2006 7:27:28 PM

SissySean

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ORIGINAL: joyinslavery

Ah ha Sissy...

Looks like I'M the one with the ringside seat, LOL.

You know what my problem is?

I often like to gloat.

You just couldn't hang with the rest of us

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/6/2006 7:28:09 PM

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You know what your problem is.... you shanghied someone elses thread

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/6/2006 7:28:51 PM

joyinslavery

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SissySean

You just couldn't hang with the rest of us

You don't know me too well, do you?

I think I'll be ok.

Forgot to add...

You know what your problem is?

You assume too much.

< Message edited by joyinslavery -- 11/6/2006 7:29:57 PM >

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/6/2006 7:30:13 PM

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Somehow I think both pups will fare quite well in this one.

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/6/2006 7:30:51 PM

gooddogbenji

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Yanno, a lot of people will hang before the night is out.

Therefore, I will quit while I am ahead and hit the hay.

But it was fun destroying you, sissy. Next time put some effort in.

Yours,

benji

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/6/2006 7:31:06 PM

SissySean

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I hear you're well connected in the elderly stripper scene, otherwise, how would you know?

Yours,

benji

I didn't know until you just confirmed it. Shhh, it'll be our secret quickdraw

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/6/2006 7:32:21 PM

SissySean

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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Yanno, a lot of people will hang before the night is out.

Therefore, I will quit while I am ahead and hit the hay.

But it was fun destroying you, sissy. Next time put some effort in.

Yours,

benji

Always fun taking down one of the top dogs, later.

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Amanda Palmer is HOT!!

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/6/2006 8:20:03 PM

joyinslavery

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SissySean

I take things to seriously? I was about to sit back and enjoy watchng you two. I was having fun. Now you've gone and blown it.
Must be a Cowboys fan

The Cowboys comment blew right by me Sissy.

You want Terrell back?

Edited to add:

You know what your problem is?

You're an Eagles fan.

< Message edited by joyinslavery -- 11/6/2006 8:24:02 PM >

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/6/2006 8:28:35 PM

SissySean

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quote:

ORIGINAL: joyinslavery

quote:

ORIGINAL: SissySean

I take things to seriously? I was about to sit back and enjoy watchng you two. I was having fun. Now you've gone and blown it.
Must be a Cowboys fan

The Cowboys comment blew right by me Sissy.

You want Terrell back?

Edited to add:

You know what your problem is?

You're an Eagles fan.

Honestly, I am torn about T.O. his attitude was a problem but he was the best receiver we ever had. We are calling for Andy Reid's head now, and I have never been a huge Donovan fan.
I won't argue with you about my problem being an Eagles fan. It's so sad here in the Philly sports scene.

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"I know it hurts too much, I know you're scared. I know you're running out of trust, wishing you were dead. Drown in your misery, you're not alone, come share your tears with me and witness it all go wrong."

Amanda Palmer is HOT!!

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/6/2006 8:31:00 PM

joyinslavery

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SissySean

Honestly, I am torn about T.O. his attitude was a problem but he was the best receiver we ever had. We are calling for Andy Reid's head now, and I have never been a huge Donovan fan.
I won't argue with you about my problem being an Eagles fan. It's so sad here in the Philly sports scene.

Well, did You see the last Cowboy game?! What a meltdown!

I think both our teams need some help!

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-Bertrand Russell

Mainstream...The New Alternative

*Beware of dog*

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/6/2006 8:34:11 PM

SissySean

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quote:

ORIGINAL: joyinslavery

quote:

ORIGINAL: SissySean

Honestly, I am torn about T.O. his attitude was a problem but he was the best receiver we ever had. We are calling for Andy Reid's head now, and I have never been a huge Donovan fan.
I won't argue with you about my problem being an Eagles fan. It's so sad here in the Philly sports scene.

Well, did You see the last Cowboy game?! What a meltdown!

I think both our teams need some help!

I agree. I am suprised Parcells didn't blow a gasket right there on the sidelines.
I'll always be an Eagles fan but I would like to see the Colts finally win it.

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"I know it hurts too much, I know you're scared. I know you're running out of trust, wishing you were dead. Drown in your misery, you're not alone, come share your tears with me and witness it all go wrong."

Amanda Palmer is HOT!!

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/6/2006 9:13:47 PM

MsPoetress

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What your problem is....is that your not a Broncos fan!

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/6/2006 9:31:19 PM

Mikal

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You know what your problme is? (sissy, joy, Mspoe) You have sports stats where your brains should be.

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/6/2006 10:10:22 PM

joyinslavery

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

You know what your problme is? (sissy, joy, Mspoe) You have sports stats where your brains should be.

LOL! Agreed!!

I consider it a bad habit I can't seem to break!

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-Bertrand Russell

Mainstream...The New Alternative

*Beware of dog*

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/7/2006 3:10:44 AM

LadyEllen

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You know what your problem is? You seem to think the rest of us want to hear the crap you have to say

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/8/2006 10:49:33 PM

Gauge

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* Jesus H. Christ! The sewer is backed up again. Awwwww, nevermind... you're just talking again.

* I had no idea how deep your stupidity actually went.

* Your story has truly touched my heart. Never before have I met anyone with as many problems as you. You have my deepest sympathy. Now fuck off and quit bothering me.

* Lemme guess... someone needs a diaper change.

* You know, for a fuckwit, you're not all bad.

* Times change. Ideas change. People change. Stupidity is eternal. ™

* I see you are wearing your burlap underwear today.

* I feel my I.Q. dropping faster than Paris Hilton's skirt the more you keep talking.

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/8/2006 11:04:00 PM

LadySeraphina

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You know what your problem is? You can't shut up long enough to hear yourself think.

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/9/2006 7:39:45 AM

candystripper

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Hey, I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.

Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.

Little Sister: Your Ugly.
You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...

Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion?
Yeah, so I see...all spotty

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine.

Man: So, what's your sign?
Woman: No Entry

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Friend: I've just come back from the Beauticians
You: Pity it was closed...

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

Friend: I've changed my mind...
You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?

Boss: Employees like that don't grow on trees you know...
You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them...

Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a Female Impersonator.

Man: Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: You know, you're dead right...I want you to go away!

Wife: Darling, do you think I'll lose my looks as I get older
You: With luck, yes

Work Colleague: Do you find me entertaining?
You: I reckon you are too dim to entertain a thought

Old Wife: Shall I put the TV on? Old Man: Well it would certainly improve the view in here...

You know, I've been asked to get married over a hundreds times.
Yeah, but your parents don't count...

How many people work in your office?
About half of them

Brother: I love biscuits
You: That's cuz your crackers

You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student.
Friend: Wow, you really think so?
You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice.

Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.

Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...

I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.

I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.

If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister

Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips

I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo grannie's so fat, on each of her butt cheeks she has "Place Your Ad Here" printed.

Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator

Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.

Yo Momma Like these Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags cheap, nasty and will scare the living shit outta ya!

Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi's

Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - She's all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I'll try it!"

Yo Mother in law's so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World.

Yo mama's so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tacs

Your moma's so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.

Yo mama's so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...

Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.

Yo AOL buddy so stupid when the Computer said 'Press any key to continue', she phoned support complaing she couldn't find the 'any' key...

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

You mama's so daft she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.

Are Yo' Single?

Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand she asked me if they still sold Kippers....

Your so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ye!

Yo Nana so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.

I was speaking to your parents - they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot.

Yo' kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape shit thinking I had stole one of their babies...

Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.

Yo auntie Ethel's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.

Yo mama's like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE

Yo brother's mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!

Yo girlfriend's hips are so big, folk set their drinks on them. Your Noggin's so damn big you gotta wash yer hair in the Niagra Falls...

Yo Mama's so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.

Yo M....ah, screw it...I actually love yo Mamma...she reminds me of this Super Sexy Desktop SpaceBabe ...cheap, dirty and you can play with her for hours.........

candystripper

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RE: What Your Problem Is ... - 11/13/2006 3:22:22 PM

Lorelei115

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You know what your problem is? You not just think, but honestly believe that you are better than everyone else. Guess what? Everyone's got their issues in life and just because you happen to have been blessed with book smarts doesn't make you any smarter about the real world.

Get over yourself. Everyone else is.

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Of who we are.

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