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ToGiveDivine -> What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 7:04:07 AM)

Some of these threads are getting intense and some of the people are so set on their beliefs that these threads are turning into political attack ads.

Well people, maybe we need a place where people can post their comebacks and put-down lines (stay within TOS please - especially no name calling and no referring to specific people - be generic)

Maybe people who read these will see how ridiculous it is to attack someone else because they have an opinion that differs from their own.  Let's have some fun with it and stop taking ourselves and our viewpoints so seriously.

Here we go (stay within TOS please - especially no name calling and no referring to specific people - be generic) ...

What your problem is ... you believe every morsel that comes from your mouth is manna from heaven and us little people should exist on your every word.





Mikal -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 7:13:05 AM)

LMAO!!!!!!![:D] teehee... good thread TGD! [sm=applause.gif]
 
You are not God. Stop acting like it's your way or Hell & damnation & eternal loneliness.




LongArms -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 8:29:31 AM)

What Your Problem Is.....Lead by example, follow with humility, or get the hell out of everyone elses way.




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 8:59:59 AM)

opinions are like assholes..we all have them[:D]




darchChylde -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 10:20:02 AM)

you're nothing but a two dollar whore with a four dollar coupon




juliaoceania -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 10:47:24 AM)

You need to get over yourself and realize not everyone was born with skinny genes nor looks like Nicole Kidman




swtnsparkling -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 11:33:39 AM)

Is there ANYthing you don't know
Is there ANYplace you have not been
Is there ANYthing that has not happened to you
Is there ANY book you have not read
Is there ANY educational course you have not taken
Is there ANY job you have not done
ok enough for now lol




Lorelei115 -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 11:37:14 AM)

What your problem is... every so often you should just stop and listen to the bull that comes spewing out of your mouth and think... Hmm.. is this the way I really feel or just a knee jerk reaction to what I perceive as an attack on myself and my dearly held beliefs?




ToGiveDivine -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 2:13:20 PM)

 ... is that people can't see this topic from your perspective because you have your head shoved so far up your butt




windchymes -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 2:46:01 PM)

Shut the fuck up.

[:D]




SissySean -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 2:52:01 PM)

you take yourself too seriously




missturbation -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 3:06:10 PM)

when i want your opinion i'll give you it cos ur clueless




LadyEllen -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 3:15:52 PM)

I can read you like a book; something from the 6th grade perhaps

I can read you like a book; from reading you though, it seems you lost the plot a long while back

its always nice to hear the views of an experienced cattle rancher, and you seem to know all there is to know about bullshit

thank you for your opinions, and for establishing for the human species that there is life on other planets after all

E










gooddogbenji -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 3:19:04 PM)

You, Madam, are a useless waste of protein.  If I were heartless, I'd put you to better use feeding third world children as low grade beef, but really, they deserve better.  The fact that you can reproduce is a good reason to encourage Iran's nuclear program, if not fund it entirely.  You are, quite possibly, the ugliest human I have ever seen, and believe me, I have woken up beside many that would otherwise qualify.  No amount of plastic surgery could make any man (except your mother) love you, not even a night of Jäger.  If we were stranded on an island together, I would fell the last coconut palm to make a club to kill you with, and ferment the milk of the last coconut to subsequently sterilize my eyes.  I would drink salt water, hoping that the hallucinations would be of something more attractive, such as the Queen's cunt.

Other than that though, you're not a bad person.

Yours,


benji




missturbation -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 3:21:32 PM)

You're quite right benji i'm all those things and more [:D]




gooddogbenji -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 3:22:43 PM)

I didn't take psych for nothing, eh?

Yours,


benji




SissySean -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 3:24:04 PM)

What your problem is....you're not with me




gooddogbenji -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 3:24:54 PM)

Awwwww...  Cuddles, that's so sweet!

Yours,


benji




missturbation -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 3:25:31 PM)

I didn't take psycho for nothing, eh?

Yours,


benji

Thats better and more apt for me lol




LadyEllen -> RE: What Your Problem Is ... (11/3/2006 3:44:24 PM)

I truly wish I could share your unique perspective; however cocaine use is somewhat frowned on in my town

I hope your halitosis improves soon - at least I assume you have halitosis, because everything you say has a bad smell to it

E




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