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RE: WTF are they thinking? - 11/5/2006 11:23:12 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		Maybe, LaM, and some shrinkage. But luckily, now, I know where you can get condoms that wil still stay on for round two even if there is shrinkage!

**runs and hides**

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RE: WTF are they thinking? - 11/6/2006 7:34:34 AM   
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Of course, the above was easy for me to say, because I happen to be blessed with an extraordinary one...


So when do we get a picture?



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RE: WTF are they thinking? - 11/6/2006 7:42:45 AM   
RiotGirl


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Status: offline 		I've been giving Tmi to ppl for as loooooooong as i remember.  Shock value = )  The look on their face or their reaction sends me into balesssssss of laughter.  I've done alot of things just for that reaction = ) 

Lovely. 

Sometimes, you just have to throw it out there.  Had a friend over at my house when i upset my punani and ooooooh gggggggawd i had to explain why my hands were always in my pants.  It was either that or let her think that i randomly walk around playing with myself and doing odd things here and there.

i can be selective .  Somethings just dont need to be said.  Cos it wont get you that lovely startled reaction. 

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RE: WTF are they thinking? - 11/6/2006 8:22:32 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

Maybe, LaM, and some shrinkage. But luckily, now, I know where you can get condoms that wil still stay on for round two even if there is shrinkage!

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RE: WTF are they thinking? - 11/6/2006 12:58:37 PM   
kc692


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Status: offline 		The whole damn day? That's a helluva recovery period,,,,,,,rflmao


Edited to add::TEASING!!!!REALLY, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!

< Message edited by kc692 -- 11/6/2006 12:59:13 PM >

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RE: WTF are they thinking? - 11/6/2006 1:12:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		My problem is just the opposite.  Ex was so big had to special order condoms. Makes inspections nowadays rather interesting, as had to get used to different sizes again.

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RE: WTF are they thinking? - 11/6/2006 2:00:41 PM   
Lordandmaster


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quote:

ORIGINAL: kc692

Edited to add::TEASING!!!!REALLY, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!

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RE: WTF are they thinking? - 11/6/2006 2:29:41 PM   
kc692


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Status: offline 		Had to make sure I had the disclaimer out there, didn't want you to think I had any hidden objective in that statement, laughs!! I know for a fact you are a good looking man!  That reminds me...... you got your cape yet?  Has Ron set a date and place?                   

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RE: WTF are they thinking? - 11/6/2006 2:56:49 PM   
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RE: WTF are they thinking? - 11/6/2006 11:03:56 PM   
dsamethyst


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Status: offline 		did you ask him if he tried finger cots???  in answer to this little bout of TMI

Have you ever gotten a phone call from someone and wondered what in hells name they were thinking calling you about a certain subject?
My most recent "WTF" moment went as follows.  I'll include al the TMI detail becasue it makes for good reading.  Ive been chucling about this for a day and a half.

My exhusband called me at work yesterday. I work for Walgreens drug store and he said he needed to ask me about a product he was looking for. It seems that he and his new girlfriend are finally having sex now that he proposed to her (keep in mind he and I have only been divorced since January '06). She insists on using protection, and he was looking for a specific brand of condom. I told him Id look it up, but the name didnt sound familiar and since I was the inventory management cordinator, if I didnt know it, we probably didnt stock it.  I was right, we didnt.
Damn, he says, I guess I have to just order them from online, he had to special order those since they were the only ones SMALL enough not to fall off during sex!
I nearly spit my coffee across the office when he told me that. 

Now, explain to me, what would possess my exhusband to call me at work, ask give me this fuill story and then proceed to explain to me why he needed those specific ones. All he needed to actualy know from me was if we carried his brand. Calling and admitting to someone, even if I was his ex, that you needed special order small condoms is one thing, but doing it while they are at work?

Im sorry, I found this so funny I had to share.  I do feel bad for him, I am sure its rather humiliating to have to go through al that trouble.  However, being that we are newly divorced and he is already with someone new, caling ME and admitting this is just aweful.  He has had some issue about needing to tel me random things I could have lived without knowing.

Anyone else ever have moments like this?  Someone caling and teling them things they realy didnt need to know, for nearly no reason?

DV


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RE: WTF are they thinking? - 11/6/2006 11:19:34 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		I very barely resisted the finger cot suggestion.  However I have had multipe people tel me I should never have let that one get away. 
He caled again today, to ask about something else, and he mentioned again what a pain in the ass the things were to find, since none of the drugstores around him have them either.
I told him "yeah, I know what you mean.  Barely any of the stores out near Angel carry the Magnums either"
Dead silence on the other end of the line... SO worth the little white lie. *snicker*

I dunno, does that count as counter-TMI

DV

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RE: WTF are they thinking? - 11/7/2006 9:02:12 AM   
kc692


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Status: offline 		Hell, now I got to go look at the thread, but I thought you were supposed to be in Everlasts and a cape, remember this is a spectator event,lol, but I imagine you could wear less and none of the women would complain!!

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RE: WTF are they thinking? - 11/7/2006 10:37:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		Pardon me while I divert the discussion from size to SPEED!

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