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sapphirepleasure -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 6:00:27 PM)

I don't know that joke... gonna tell it to us?

sp



gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 6:01:52 PM)

How about 20?

Yours,


benji

PS:  I'm in Canada



gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 6:02:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sapphirepleasure

I don't know that joke... gonna tell it to us?

sp


No.  Not on this board, the Mods would have an aneurism.

You got mail.

Yours,


benji



missturbation -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 6:04:02 PM)

now that would be tempting
and sorry for the wrong country thing lol
doh me



Daddysredhead -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 6:27:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Not on this board, the Mods would have an aneurism.

You got mail.



Benji,

I have an idea for the bras, but for your own reasons mentioned above, I shall refrain. 

pssst - gimme a second and check your in box...  [;)]



gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 6:36:30 PM)

I don't think the Mods would have an aneurism for that idea, but you might get a cute little "awaiting approval" collar.

In the infamous words of Borat, "I like!"

Yours,


benji



LaTigresse -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 6:38:19 PM)

Dammit all to hell, all this secret psssting and secret joke tellin is almost hurting the feelings I don't have cuz , well, yanno, bitchy old broads need a laugh too!!!!!!!!!

edited to add: A dramatic sigh, swish of the long skirts I'm not wearing, pivot,  and a slam of a pretend door on my way out!!!



gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 6:41:08 PM)

Pretty much she suggested a Georgian approach to the biblical conundrum set out by Michael about the unification of the masculine and feminine, and how, independantly, the masculine is inferiour.

Make any sense?

Yours,


benji



LadySeraphina -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 6:43:26 PM)

Went Waay over my head, but biblical anything generally does. Boo.

I really like the idea of giving it to your local women's shelter, or one of the groups that help women get clothed to return to the workforce after escaping abuse. Not funny, but wonderful karmically.

LS



gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 6:45:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadySeraphina

Went Waay over my head, but biblical anything generally does. Boo.

I really like the idea of giving it to your local women's shelter, or one of the groups that help women get clothed to return to the workforce after escaping abuse. Not funny, but wonderful karmically.

LS


As in, my karma ran over your dogma?

As to my comment, think away the biblical.

Yours,


benji



CrazyC -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 6:49:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Pretty much she suggested a Georgian approach to the biblical conundrum set out by Michael about the unification of the masculine and feminine, and how, independantly, the masculine is inferiour.

Make any sense?

Yours,


benji


With bra?

And LaT...Did you say "I do declear!" as you sighed? lol



Daddysredhead -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 7:02:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Pretty much she suggested a Georgian approach to the biblical conundrum set out by Michael about the unification of the masculine and feminine, and how, independantly, the masculine is inferiour.

Make any sense?

Yours,


benji


Oh shit!  LOL...  You get the mop from where I peed my chair this time.  I'm not doin' it tonight!!!...  (how's that for a "toppy" sub? grrrr.....)  [:D]

ps - what kind of bra does a gal wear with an "awaiting approval" collar?  Southern girls need to coordinate, you know!  [sm=biggrin.gif]  hehehe...



LaTigresse -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 7:02:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CrazyC

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Pretty much she suggested a Georgian approach to the biblical conundrum set out by Michael about the unification of the masculine and feminine, and how, independantly, the masculine is inferiour.

Make any sense?

Yours,


benji


With bra?

And LaT...Did you say "I do declear!" as you sighed? lol


No, but I did give benji that "look".......yanno, the drama of silence speaks louder than words and all.



Daddysredhead -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 7:20:24 PM)

Two words for you dear LaT...  "flip side."  [;)]



Mikal -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 9:27:31 PM)

Do these gift certificates have an expiry date? If not, wait 'till you have a girlfriend & surprise her with the certificates (especially if you've 'marked' her pillows and she's put you in the dog house [:D]). If they expire soon, treat some of the Ladies here, and buy one or two for yourself. You can practice (by doing the bras up around a pillow) undoing them one-handed. Impress your next lover. You could also try them on yourself, and find out where they dig in and whatnot... again, for future use on a loved one (great way to convince her of your empathy/telepathy). Also, you could go to the Village, find a small group of lesbians (if you don't know any), and tell them you're trying to get in touch with your feminine side & would they help you? Give each on a certificate or two, and you get to spend the day with a bunch of very nice women. Other women will notice this, and wonder What Does HE Have? They will then try to get your phone number (& into your pants), and you will have a gaggle of lovely lasses to choose from. [;)]



mistoferin -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 9:34:17 PM)

I can't believe you haven't thought of this yet. Trade them for naked boobie pics with the ladies on here whose boobies you most wish to see!



CrazyC -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 10:05:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

I can't believe you haven't thought of this yet. Trade them for naked boobie pics with the ladies on here whose boobies you most wish to see!


i was so thinking that. Or you can always buy bras in a design that you really want each of the ladies to take of themselves wearing for you...but yea one with bra on and bra off.



Emperor1956 -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 10:08:06 PM)

Wow....20 bras.  you could make three bitches VERY happy.

And I don't know....give the other two to some human chick.

E.

OK OK.  I thought "I really wish there was an illustration for this, but...COME ON.  A dog wearing a BRA?  So I typed in "dog wearing bra" in Google images and....VOILA:

flickr.com/photos/ashey/sets/72057594108748826/

The combined computing power of a planet...who says the Web isn't great?

E.



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/6/2006 10:55:54 PM)

Wear a bra ? you must be kidding[8D]



wandersalone -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/8/2006 4:30:29 AM)

Apart from scoring points with the women in your life by giving the gift certificates away, you could be make some money by putting them on ebay though I admit to really liking the idea of donating them to a womens shelter or charity organisation.  Maybe give some to charity, give some to friends and sell some - best of all worlds.

ps. what will you do with 4 bathrobes?



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