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twicehappy -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/8/2006 4:59:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Pffffffftttttttt!!!!!! I knew it! Just wimping out! The pup is askeered of a little bit of bra shopping!


Send him here for lessons!
 
I am an odd size (38DDD) and hate shopping for bras. But Scooter has to be the undisputed king of bra shopping.
 
Picture this; the three of us walk into Victoria's Secret holding hands, we tell the sales girl the size and head for the dressing room. Jewel comes in with me, they bring Scooter a chair to sit in outside the door.
 
The girl fetches bras, shows them to Scooter who says yes or no. The ones he likes are handed to Jewel who then helps me put them on, if we like them i step out of the dressing room for a final approval from Scooter and the sales girl.
 
Now that takes perfect confidence for any man to do.




Lashra -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/8/2006 5:32:50 AM)

Start wearing them, I think its a sign that you need to add this to your arsenal of kinky interests.[;)]

~Lashra




candystripper -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/8/2006 11:10:55 AM)

Benji, are any of the bras "shelf bras"?
 
For reference, see lovefifi dot com.
 
(pink, please.)
 
candystripper




LaTigresse -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/8/2006 11:12:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

Send him here for lessons!
 
I am an odd size (38DDD) and hate shopping for bras. But Scooter has to be the undisputed king of bra shopping.
 
Picture this; the three of us walk into Victoria's Secret holding hands, we tell the sales girl the size and head for the dressing room. Jewel comes in with me, they bring Scooter a chair to sit in outside the door.
 
The girl fetches bras, shows them to Scooter who says yes or no. The ones he likes are handed to Jewel who then helps me put them on, if we like them i step out of the dressing room for a final approval from Scooter and the sales girl.
 
Now that takes perfect confidence for any man to do.


That sounds like fun, unfortunately Vic. Secrets just doesn't carry my size.




Mikal -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/8/2006 12:14:01 PM)

Sure LaT.. tease the rest of us.. *sniffs*




LaTigresse -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/8/2006 12:21:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Mikal

Sure LaT.. tease the rest of us.. *sniffs*


Well hell......I wasn't trying to tease, I was wishful thinking. Personally I would prefer them much much MUCH smaller. Genetics are not always what we want.




Mikal -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/8/2006 12:28:18 PM)

Uh huh... but still.... tease! [8D]




LaTigresse -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/8/2006 12:29:14 PM)

Yeah but if you asked really nice...............




Mikal -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/8/2006 12:32:41 PM)

Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzeeeeeeeeee Lady Tiger??? *batts eyelashes* Puhleeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzeee.... with cherries& chocolate & a whip on top???? *gives pitiful look*




LaTigresse -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/8/2006 12:57:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Mikal

Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzeeeeeeeeee Lady Tiger??? *batts eyelashes* Puhleeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzeee.... with cherries& chocolate & a whip on top???? *gives pitiful look*


Oh my goodness! With begging like that, whatever the request is........of course!

fanning self........now, what was it you were actually asking for?




adommeforu -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/10/2006 1:26:16 AM)

A woman went to the doctor asking for larger breasts. The doctor gave her the choice of either having implants or wearing a magic bra.
"When you flap your arms up and down, the bra inflates," the doctor explained.
Of course, the women chose the bra.
The next day she was out at a bar with girlfriends and noticed an attractive man sitting at the end of the bar. Flapping her arms, she strolled over to flirt with the man and he started flapping his legs.
"I see we have the same doctor," the man said.




caitlyn -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/10/2006 6:18:00 AM)

We already know that the one that will win "benji's bras" is the one willing to model them, and who's cups runneth over.




adommeforu -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/10/2006 7:08:48 AM)

Oh well, that's Me out then.............lol





thompsonx -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/10/2006 8:34:27 AM)

Benji:
Perhaps you should cut them in half and then you would have 40 beenies with chin straps.
thompson




gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/10/2006 10:07:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: caitlyn

We already know that the one that will win "benji's bras" is the one willing to model them, and who's cups runneth over.


Caitlyn,

All you need to do is reopen your profile with a picture, and you'll have me.

I mean, them.

Yours,


benji




Mikal -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/10/2006 10:14:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
Oh my goodness! With begging like that, whatever the request is........of course!

fanning self........now, what was it you were actually asking for?


Lady Tiger, I believe it was something along the lines of Secrets not carrying your size... and the fact that I happen to be a chest lover... [sm=shake.gif]
 
But, if it's whatever I request...[sm=lol.gif]... I'm thinking a trip to Iowa City is in order!!! lol




Mikal -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/10/2006 10:18:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

All you need ... [is] ...a picture, and you'll have me.

I mean, them.

Yours,


benji

Hey benji, does that go for everyone? All we need to do is flash you some flesh, and you'll give us the bra coupons? [:D]




gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/10/2006 10:20:08 AM)

Ummmmm.....  Caitlyn and I are already kinda engaged.  She might get jealous.  But hey, I'll never know if I don't try it.

Yours,


benji




Mikal -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/10/2006 10:24:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Ummmmm.....  Caitlyn and I are already kinda engaged.  She might get jealous.  But hey, I'll never know if I don't try it.

Yours,


benji


HA! [sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif] I believe you... really, I do!!! *snickers*




gooddogbenji -> RE: 20 Bras for benji (11/10/2006 10:28:22 AM)

I can't find the post where it says that we are, but we are....

Yours,


benji




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