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Level -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 9:46:05 AM)
from True Romance: Coccotti: You know who I am, Mr. Worley? Clifford Worley: I got no idea. Coccotti: I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I can assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct? Clifford Worley: I heard of Blue Lou Boyle. Coccotti: I'm glad. Hopefully it means we can cut out the part of the conversation where you're wondering how full of shit I am.

Argentopal -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 10:12:57 AM)
Out of Africa ... on the front porch when Bror Blix (estranged husban - Klaus Maria Braundeaur) sees Denys (lover - Robert Redford) for the first time since Denys moved in with Karen (Meryl Srteep): Blix: You could have at least asked. Denys: I did. She said yes. others from same movie ... I have learned a thing you have not, there are things worth having but they come at a price. When God wants to punish you, He answers your prayers. When I think things are as bad as they can be and nothing can make them worse, I go one step farther. I'd mate for life - one day at a time. Perhaps he knew, as I did not, that the earth was made round so that we could not see the way too far ahead.

Aileen68 -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 11:08:33 AM)
Reservoir Dogs: Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks. Mr. White: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive - Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists. Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby... Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this nice girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that. Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'? Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue". Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan. Mr. Pink: Personally, I can do without her. Mr. Blue: I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out. Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it? Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name? Mr. White: What's that? Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name? Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about? Mr. Pink: You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks. Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that? Mr. White: A lot. Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. Joe: Chew? Toby Chew? Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'. Joe: Wong?

WyrdRich -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 11:13:33 AM)
"And now the lips of her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard." Borat

Emperor1956 -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 12:28:00 PM)
Only because my boy Ottertail asked, and Aileen already posted the opening "Like a Virgin" sequence: From Reservoir Dogs: Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink? Joe: Because you're a faggot, alright? And Mr. Pink: Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've been here a long fucking time and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times. Mr. Blonde: Six times. Well, what if she's too fucking busy? Mr. Pink: The words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary. Nice Guy Eddie: Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee. E

HollyS -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 2:01:08 PM)
A Fish Called Wanda Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape? Otto: Apes don't read philosophy. Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it. The Blues Brothers [while they're driving at top speed through the shopping mall with 2 police cars on their tail] Elwood: Baby clothes... Jake: This place has got everything. Drop Dead Gorgeous Gladys Leeman: He sells reproductions! His furniture's as fake as my orgasms! and, of course... The Producers Dancing Brownshirt: Don't be stupid, be a smartie. Come and join the Nazi Party. God, I could go on all day. ~Holly

Emperor1956 -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 2:13:08 PM)
This is a joint movie quote post from Emperor and holly (HEY, what do you guys do when you aren't spanking/whipping etc.?) We picked a theme, but you gotta guess the theme (and if you do, play along...post your own!) From Pulp Fiction: Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing. Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark. Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit. Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage? Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master. Vincent: Given a lot of 'em? Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'. _________ From The Incredibles: Lucius: Honey? Honey: What? Lucius: Where's my super suit? Honey: What? Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit? Honey: I, uh, put it away. Lucius: Where? Honey: Why do you need to know? [helicopter explodes outside] Lucius: I need it! [Lucius rummages through another room in his condo] Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months! Lucius: The public is in danger! Honey: My evening's in danger! Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good! Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get! ___________ From Shaft: John Shaft: I see you someplace I don't think you belong... I will kill you. __________ From Die Hard III (with a Vengance): Zeus: Now, where you goin'? Dexter: School. Zeus: Why? Raymond: To get educated. Zeus: Why? Dexter: So we can go to college. Zeus: And why is that important? Dexter: To get es-pect. Zeus: RE-spect. Now, who's the bad guys? Dexter: Guys who sell drugs. Raymond: Guys who have guns. Zeus: And who's the good guys? Dexter: We're the good guys. Zeus: Who's gonna help you? Raymond: Nobody. Zeus: So who's gonna help you? Dexter: We're gonna help ourselves. Zeus: And who do we not want to help us? Dexter, Raymond: White people. Zeus: That's right. Now get on outta here. Go to school. ___________________ and finally, if you STILL didn't get it: I am SO tired of these mutherfuckin' snakes on this mutherfuckin' plane!

Lordandmaster -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 2:14:06 PM)
From Borat: "If I give you good price, will you install pussy magnet?"

Aileen68 -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 2:19:11 PM)
Here's Pulp Fiction: Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this? Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules. Jules: [pause] What? Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage. Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that... Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Jules: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

happypervert -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 2:32:12 PM)
from Full Metal Jacket: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

sissifytoserve -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 2:34:40 PM)
"I have come here to chew bubble gum...and kick ass"......"and i'm all outta bubble gum" Rowdy roddy piper..in "THEY LIVE"

Level -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 2:43:40 PM)
from Cabin Boy: Nathanial Mayweather: Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had. Paps: Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin' over. from Kalifornia: Early Grayce: Only thing my old man ever gave me was this goddamn .45. Japanese but it's pretty good. Go on, shoot it. Brian Kessler: No, I never did this. I don't know how to do this. Early Grayce: Yeah, you can do it. Point and shoot the damn thing. No, bud, you're jerking it. You're all like this. You gotta hold it soft, like your pecker. OK?

MissyRane -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 2:53:42 PM)
Piates of the Caribbean, The curse of the black pearl Captain. Jack Sparrow: Parlili..parsnip..parsnley..partner.. Pirate: Parley? Sparrow: Parley that's the one! Pirate:...damn to the depths whatever muttonhead thought of a parley! Sparrow: That would be the French Barbossa: Thank you Jack Sparrow: You're welcome Barbossa: not you, we named the monkey Jack

spankmepink11 -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 2:59:21 PM)
Mason: "Are you sure you're ready for this...?" Goodspeed: "I'll do my best" Mason: " your best?....losers always whine about their best.....winners go home and fuck the prom queen" Goodspeed: "Carla was the prom queen. Mason: Really?? {The Rock} Goodspeed: "Yeah"

Level -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 3:46:59 PM)
from A Night At The Opera Mrs. Claypool: I've been sitting right here since seven o'clock. Otis B. Driftwood: Yes, with your back to me. When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. ---------------------------------- Lassparri: [costumed as Pagliacci] Now, what have you got to say to me? Otis B. Driftwood: Just this - can you sleep on your stomach with such big buttons on your pajamas? Otis B. Driftwood: Let's go in my room and talk the situation over. Mrs. Claypool: What situation? Otis B. Driftwood: Well, er... what situations have you got? Mrs. Claypool: I most certainly will not go to your room. Otis B. Driftwood: OK, then I'll stay here. Mrs. Claypool: All right, all right, all right! I'll come, but get out. Otis B. Driftwood: Shall we say, uh, ten minutes? Mrs. Claypool: Yes, ten minutes, anything. But go! Otis B. Driftwood: Because if you're not there in ten minutes, I'll be back here in eleven. With squeaky shoes on!

untamedshysub -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 4:17:58 PM)
The Departed: Jack Nicholson : how is your mother to a guy sitting at the bar guy says she is on her way out , Jack says we all are live according

BreakingGlass -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 4:35:49 PM)
"An intelligent carrot? The mind boggles." --The Thing from Another World "The gun is good." "The gun is good!" "The penis is evil. The penis shoots seed." --Zardoz "Dammit! Who opened the radioactive container?!" --Creatures from the Abyss "The dog's meat, have you seen it?" --The Deadly Bees "And ere this night is over you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" --Beyond the Valley of the Dolls and/or Russ Meyer's Up! Oh, I could go on and on here...

deadlylover -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 8:43:56 PM)
Bob: Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic ...and so am I! -- What About Bob? [Pest works at a Chinese restaurant, disguised as Chinese] Mr. Cheung: How come I don't understand any of your Chinese? Pest: [in heavy Chinese accent] I from Souff! Is a diffewent diawect! Mr. Cheung: Oh really? Well, I'm from Souff too! Pest: [pause] Well, I from FAR, FAR, FAR, far Souff! Xantha: Anything you have to say to me... you can say it in front of Malaria. Pest: Anything? Xantha: Anything. Pest: Alright. Malaria's got mossy teeth, dandruff, and a fat butt! Xantha: PEST! Malaria: These jeans make me look fat! Pest: Ah no, Malaria, your fat butt makes you look fat! -- The Pest Frank: Enchante. Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on.They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality. Brad: Hospitality? All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore! Janet: Brad, don't be ungrateful. Brad: Ungrateful! Frank: How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant. Frank: A mental mindfuck can be nice. -- Rocky Horror Picture Show Sarah: That's not fair! Jareth: You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is. Jareth: Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave -- Labyrinth

Daddysredhead -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/12/2006 9:00:08 PM)
From Thelma and Louise: Louise Sawyer: You've always been crazy, this is just the first chance you've had to express yourself. *************************************************************************** Louise Sawyer: You finally got laid properly, I'm so proud. ****************************************** Louise Sawyer**: Certain words and phrases just keep drifting through my mind, things like, incarceration, cavity search, death by electrocution, life in prison, shit like that, know what I'm sayin', so do I want to come out alive ...

LadySeraphina -> RE: Memorable Movie Quotes (11/13/2006 12:05:46 AM)
Male Lead, while standing naked on the bed: "I am the word's greatest pirate hunter!" Pair of soiled doves, laying below him: "You are the world's greatest pirate hunter!" -Pirates, the XXX movie.

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