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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 6:55:30 AM   
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women cum for about 24 seconds, men for about 6, you don't wanna be a man, you don't need the fuckin' heartache.

A Man



AND, we can do it over and over and over and...................



And I recently heard that a pig's orgasm can last as long as 30 minutes.

Kind of gives new meaning to the line that the hillbilly gave Warren Beatty in Deliverance "Squeal like a pig!"

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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 7:04:57 AM   
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Men think about sex?


Only between football matches.

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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 7:35:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		Trying to imagine Warren Beatty in that role made me laugh really hard. I believe it was Ned.

AND, Aileen and benji........you can both be my lil bitches if you really want. We don't need any jealous squabbling at this party.

Just call me the equal opportunity QueenBitchGoddessoftheUniverse.


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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 7:52:28 AM   
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Trying to imagine Warren Beatty in that role made me laugh really hard. I believe it was Ned.



LOL... I stand corrected. I should be more careful posting in the mornings, shortly after I wake up!

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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 7:58:07 AM   
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Trying to imagine Warren Beatty in that role made me laugh really hard. I believe it was Ned.



LOL... I stand corrected. I should be more careful posting in the mornings, shortly after I wake up!


But it was a really fun error, especially considering I finally just saw that movie two weeks ago and my creative imagination putting Warren in that role, at that time frame, just made me laugh. The pretty boy Shampoo guy....omg, too funny.


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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 7:58:22 AM   
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How can you NOT think about sex at a time like this?  This is the only time I don't get into how why and wherefore something works, and it is as close as a heathen can come to believng there might be a god, now why you wanna tear up all them dreams?


Voltaire 


Crickey, i must be the exception that proves the rule.  i always have a fantasy running.  See?  Women really can multi-task!
 
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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 8:01:36 AM   
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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 8:04:36 AM   
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Men think?  :)


A co-worker (female) at my self defense gig informed me that the word "cunt" is an acronym for "Cannot Understand Normal Thought."

Women's faults are many,
Men have but two,
Everything they say,
And everything they do.

I have no idea who the author of that is, and I am probably wrong, but...

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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 8:09:17 AM   
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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 10:17:40 AM   
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Men do not have THAT many faults, but was a cute limerick.
 
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A limerick isn't like that,
You can tell it aint right off the bat.
  If you read all the lines
  And notice the signs
Your theory kinda goes splat.

Yours,


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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 11:23:29 AM   
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who blew up a doll just to fuck it
He put in his prick and laid on her tits
Then she flew away like a rocket

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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 2:34:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

women cum for about 24 seconds, men for about 6, you don't wanna be a man, you don't need the fuckin' heartache.

A Man



AND, we can do it over and over and over and...................




AND we get to pee standing up.:)




AND...........SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!



To bring closure to this issue, I want to point out that it takes me about 18 seconds to pee my name in the snow.

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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 3:10:08 PM   
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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 3:19:21 PM   
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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 3:50:18 PM   
LaTigresse


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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 3:50:26 PM   
BBW2ServeU


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Status: offline 		Hey Subfever.....
 
In re: Deliverance, the actor the hillbilly raped and told to squeal like a pig was NED BEATTY, not WARREN BEATTY.

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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 3:52:51 PM   
LaTigresse


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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 3:54:32 PM   
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do you spell out the whole name or just benji?


Re-read my post, LaT.

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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 3:57:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: SirDaniel

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

women cum for about 24 seconds, men for about 6, you don't wanna be a man, you don't need the fuckin' heartache.

A Man



AND, we can do it over and over and over and...................




AND we get to pee standing up.:)




AND...........SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!



To bring closure to this issue, I want to point out that it takes me about 18 seconds to pee my name in the snow.

Sinergy


Hey y'all....women CAN and DO pee standing up; and it feels good too.  When standing the pee apparatus opens differently allowing a strong, harder stream to exit, eliciting near orgasmic tingles in that precious female meatus.

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RE: How often do men think about sex? - 11/10/2006 5:36:14 PM   
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do you spell out the whole name or just benji?


Why exactly am I pissing somebody elses name in the snow?

That is just weird.

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