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LTRsubNW -> How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:00:31 PM)

Well, here's your answer:

http://channels.isp.netscape.com/love/package.jsp?name=fte/thinkaboutsex/thinkaboutsex&floc=NI-ntk2

(And by the way...between the time you read this and actually clicked on the link...I've not only thought about sex 11 times...but I've undressed you with my eyes at least twice...and for those of you who are guys...PUHLEEEEEEASE!!!! put your clothes back on!!!!!!!!!!!)



Aileen68 -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:02:08 PM)

I think I'm a man.



mnottertail -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:04:44 PM)

women cum for about 24 seconds, men for about 6, you don't wanna be a man, you don't need the fuckin' heartache.

A Man



Aileen68 -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:05:47 PM)

Fair enough.  I think like a man.  [:)]



gooddogbenji -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:07:38 PM)

Sex.

Yours,


benji



gooddogbenji -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:08:41 PM)

Sex.

Yours,


benji

Edited to add:  Stupid collarme won't let me post my thoughts every 52 seconds.  I thought this was an adult site!



LotusSong -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:08:45 PM)

Men think?  :)



LaTigresse -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:10:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

women cum for about 24 seconds, men for about 6, you don't wanna be a man, you don't need the fuckin' heartache.

A Man



AND, we can do it over and over and over and...................[;)]



mnottertail -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:11:07 PM)

Well, after a great deal of soul searching,(lasting nearly 2 or 3 seconds),  I have come to the conclusion that I think about women's moving parts a great deal more than I get to wrench on them.............

Frick and Frack



mnottertail -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:13:30 PM)

You are the type where both of you are getting it on all hours of the day, I understand why your house isn't clean.........but I don't get my situation.

A Pretty Maid



LaTigresse -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:15:54 PM)

Ron, unfortunately theres been no getting it on in my house for over a year now and still, no clean house.

Not a maid



gooddogbenji -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:16:21 PM)

Sex.

Yours,


benji



SirDaniel -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:17:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

women cum for about 24 seconds, men for about 6, you don't wanna be a man, you don't need the fuckin' heartache.

A Man



AND, we can do it over and over and over and...................[;)]




AND we get to pee standing up.:)




LaTigresse -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:18:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SirDaniel

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

women cum for about 24 seconds, men for about 6, you don't wanna be a man, you don't need the fuckin' heartache.

A Man



AND, we can do it over and over and over and...................[;)]




AND we get to pee standing up.:)




AND...........SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!![:D]



Aileen68 -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:19:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SirDaniel

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

women cum for about 24 seconds, men for about 6, you don't wanna be a man, you don't need the fuckin' heartache.

A Man



AND, we can do it over and over and over and...................[;)]




AND we get to pee standing up.:)




Hmmmm.  Getting to pee standing up or having multiple 24 second orgasms.
That's a real tough choice there. 
I'll pick the orgasms Bob.



gooddogbenji -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:21:31 PM)

But here's the thing - I can pee on you standing up while you are orgasming, but can you orgasm while I pee on you standing up?

If the answer is yes, my house in 20 minutes.  Got it?

Yours,


benji



LaTigresse -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:21:59 PM)

I'm with Aileen! Well, I'm not exactly but I wouldn't say no but well, she prefers those of you that can only have one 6 seconder so.........well y'all know what I mean.



Aileen68 -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:23:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I'm with Aileen! Well, I'm not exactly but I wouldn't say no but well, she prefers those of you that can only have one 6 seconder so.........well y'all know what I mean.

Meet me at Benjis house in twenty.

Does that answer your question Benji?



LaTigresse -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:25:44 PM)

Woooooohoooooooooooo party at benji's!!!!!!!!



mnottertail -> RE: How often do men think about sex? (11/9/2006 4:27:13 PM)

Why the fuck you wanna get all non-partisan........we ain't got no time to think, we got dinks!!!!!!!

get ahold of yourself woman, someday you will be taking a pill with testosterone in it...

(that's why we don't get hotflashes....we don't know any better)

THEN and only then will you pussies UNDERSTAND our sacred duty to drink beer and get in fights, it's not just a job, it's an adventure.

SSG. Barry Sadler........



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