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Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 5:26:58 PM   
missturbation


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I've been getting hassle of a bloke here (now on block) butttttt just before i blocked him he made a comment about my pic being changed (its awaiting approval). He said basically he was glad to see my slapper pics had gone !!
before that i got a message off someone else inferring i looked like a hooker, pretty sure its not the same guy.
Omg do i look like a hooker or slapper?
Be honest because if thats the impression im giving by my profile i need to change it.
Thank you in advance.

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 5:38:21 PM   
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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 5:40:46 PM   
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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 7:47:54 PM   
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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 7:51:07 PM   
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There is nothing wrong with my queens english.

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 7:53:32 PM   
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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 7:55:15 PM   
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I quite like harlot

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 7:57:34 PM   
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What do you do when a bird shits on your window?

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 7:59:32 PM   
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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:02:37 PM   
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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:03:58 PM   
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I'm a southwestern American and I know better Queen's English than the native.

for you that dont get it, Bird = Chick.

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:09:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm a southwestern American and I know better Queen's English than the native.

for you that dont get it, Bird = Chick

You reckon?
Bird actually doesn't mean chick it means a woman. We don't really use chick over here but we do use bird occasionally. It's just a little out dated.
Get with the times would be my advice.

Edited to add _ this is the polite version of what i wanted to put.

< Message edited by missturbation -- 11/13/2006 8:10:30 PM >

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:11:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Its the American translation, Our Chick is your Bird as both mean the same thing.

I'm not talking bout a baby chicken ma'am.

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:12:06 PM   
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quote:

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There is nothing wrong with my queens english.

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:15:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ok use your ability to understand queens english and read again what i put.
 
'Bird actually doesn't mean chick it means a woman. We don't really use chick over here but we do use bird occasionally. It's just a little out dated. '

I was quite aware you didnt mean the baby bird as i stated when i said we dont use chick.
 
 

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:16:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		I don't think the Queen uses words like "slapper," darling.

I bet she used worse when referring to Diana and Fergie !!






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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:17:17 PM   
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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:19:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		And i'm sure she was there watching you do so!!
*tut*
come up with something better or i'll send the corgis after you

Edited to add_ is it plowing or ploughing?

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:19:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		Perhaps my communication skills where a bit lacking, I do rememebr making the reference to those reading the post who dident understand teh joke, and telling them what the British slang was equal to in American slang....I dont really recall saying the Brits use chick.

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RE: Hooker or Slapper??????????? - 11/13/2006 8:22:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		You didn't and i didn't say you did.
No offence but to say your english is better than mine (a naitve of UK) you are sure hard work.

Edited to add_ i think both of us need some english lessons looking at our spelling lol.

< Message edited by missturbation -- 11/13/2006 8:24:11 PM >

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