stef
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ORIGINAL: KarbonCopy Normally I'd give these particular grouplings, the benefit of the doubt, but they've proven to dissapoint. Pity, it seems to be going around. quote:
But of course, using a condom (and condoms NEVER break down) would make anything okay to insert into themselves right? Of course! Grenades, sea urchins, porcupines, broken bottles, caltrops... ALL bow before the awesome power of the mighty condom! Let's look at a worst case scenario for a moment here. Some enterprising whippersnapper gets it into their casaba that they want to make a monster dildo out of this deadly material (actually, it's non-toxic, consisting primarily of clay and polystyrene beads, but please don't let a little thing like the truth get in the way of our tale here, ok? Ok.) They create their masterpiece, let it harden overnight and first thing in the morning (after brushing and flossing because oral hygiene is *very* important) they throw a condom on it and go to town. All is well until *gasp* the condom breaks! Oh no! Because we all know that Floam is really (no, not really) made of dioxin and anti-matter, our young protagonist develops a severe split-second case of chloracne then EXPLODES from contact with the anti-matter. Thank god you were here to stop this from taking place. We should thank you for saving these unenlightened darlings from becoming victims to the terrible sins called creativity and ingenuity. Bless you, child! Bless you! Back to reality. It's not as though they are jamming lit sticks of dynamite up their butts and since this is being marketed to 5 year olds who will eat next to anything, it's a safe bet that no one is going to get hurt by such intimate explorations. ~stef
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