Emperor1956
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I used to be a mohel. Pay wasn't much, but the tips were big. ________________ A man is walking down the street, and he sees a little shop with clocks in the window. He goes in to the store. Clocks, everywhere. Big clocks, little clocks, travel clocks, grandfather clocks. And the man walks in and says to the very old Jewish man behind the counter "I have an old clock I inherited. How much to clean it?" The little old man looks over his glasses and says "I'm sorry, sonny. I don't fix clocks. I'm a mohel." The guy is stunned. He says "But LOOK....clocks here, clocks there...clocks in the window...." And the old man says "I'm a MOHEL...vhat vould YOU put in the window?" _______________________ A joke for LaM: So, I ordered this cool wallet. Its made from Elephant foreskin. You rub it...and it turns into a 3-suit overnighter! Bah-da-BING Thank you folks. I'll be here until Thursday. Try the veal. Tip your waitresses well! E
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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?" "What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.
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