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RE: Attention Slut! - 11/18/2006 6:32:26 AM

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Na, na, na, na....puppies are THE worst!!

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RE: Attention Slut! - 11/18/2006 6:46:51 AM

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Thank you Riot (you little attention slut you

) you have just made me rethink my whole inner self.

Maybe I am not really dominant, no I must not be

.

Because of you I have come to the realization that I am a slave, YES!! shocking as that may seem.......I am a slave!

Every morning I wake up at the command of two mistresses(two canines) and one master (feline). The two mistresses demanding to be taken outside to pee, poop, chase rodents, gnaw half rotten apples. The master demanding breakfast immediately so he can then go outside to peep, poop, chase rodents, and watch his adoring girlfriends (the mistresses).

As soon as I exit the back door I am greeted by two more masters of the equine variety demanding their breakfast. One also demands a butt scratching along with his breakfast.

As soon as I come back into the house I am expected to prepare the mistresses special warm, whole foods, breakfast. Prior to my leaving for work (so that I can support all these lazy masters and mistresses) I am expected to take the two ladies of the house back outside for another run, poop, pee. Then give them each their rawhide. Some days I am expected to turn on the tv (I would have been told the night before by some destroyed clothing, magazines, pillows etc).

I work a 10-12 hour day but as soon as I return home I am expected to repeat the morning process with more snuggles and play time and no rawhide. If I somehow missed the part about the tv, I am expected to clean up the assorted torn paper, clothing, pillow stuffing from the bored, (slave was not here to order around), time during the day.

In addition to all of the above, I am expected to keep the cookie jar full of their favourite treats and run to the kitchen to provide them upon demand.

After this reasessment of my status in this poly relationship I believe I need many years of expensive therapy.

I am too tramatized to even discuss the bird master and the tank of fish...gender unknown..........

< Message edited by LaTigresse -- 11/18/2006 6:49:16 AM >

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RE: Attention Slut! - 11/18/2006 7:08:52 AM

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Ha ha La Tigresse... I have been saying that for years now- that my two cats are little Mistresses and utterly own me. I let one of them lay on my chest and I kiss her tiny little paw-toes.

I say that there is a checks and balances system at home though. The cats own me, I own the slave, the slave bosses the cats around.

They require very special treatment and throw all kinds of fits when their superiority has been usurped. They lay ANYwhere they want and do ANYthing to my (their) things. Its already understood that anything, or anyone that comes into their home is THEIRS.

I pet them, love them, feed them and submit to their will. I provide entertainment, and boss the slave around so that they mostly have their way.

*sighs* Its true love.

*wanders off to feed the little Mistresses treats after reflecting fully on how lucky I am to be their slave*

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RE: Attention Slut! - 11/18/2006 3:40:54 PM

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lmao LaTigress!! I'm so glad i have helped you on your life's path.

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RE: Attention Slut! - 11/18/2006 3:44:12 PM

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...dogs have owners......cats have staff.

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RE: Attention Slut! - 11/18/2006 4:20:27 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Zensee

I had a cat, not called Charlie, who loved to watch me pee. It was so cute until the day she got curious about the source. You know when cats get their one claw caught in something and instantly panic...

Y I K E S !

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