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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/18/2006 12:23:36 PM   
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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/18/2006 12:33:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was trimming branches inside the boughs of a very large tree..
did not have my glasses on..was cutting away and swinging around when thought my forearm looked dark..looked closer and I was covered in baby spiders..of course I immeadietly let go of the branch I was balancing myself with.
Fell only four feet but was so freaked out that I was trying to wipe them off with the saw blade.
Didnt work exactly as I planned it..but they didnt care so much for blood so that helped.
And of course it took a bit to realize I had taken my shirt off..(friendly honks from passerbys helped there.



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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/18/2006 1:24:04 PM   
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I wish I could think of some daft way I hurt myself. My memory isnt so good since the accident though. At least they tell me I had an accident.

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OMG LOL to funny

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Edited to add i really dont know why the quote thing didnt work and im too lazy to figure it out and fix it

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/18/2006 1:26:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		1. Fell out of a tree landed on my head due to gravity they tell me.
2. Was running home from school once hurdling bin bags but my foot got snagged on one and I went smack into the pavement head first. I hate that tingling pain you get in your hands.
3. Eat baking soda, common mistake; I thought it was caster sugar.
4. No one told me I shouldn’t pull the front break on a bike whilst on icy roads. That mistake cost me a head ache and my neck still makes this clicking noise from time to time.
5. Someone said they were going to stab me in the hand with a pencil so I called their bluff and guess what? They did.
6. Fell down some stairs once I was running with a bag on my back and the bag shifted to around the front of me, over balanced me and I did a kind of cartwheel on my face down the stairs.
7. At school we had this game called ‘flying lessons’ the idea is you run through a crowd and key people within the crowd try to trip you up and send you flying. I was caught out by this once landed on my hand and it swelled up to about double the size. Another kid said to me “That hand don’t look right.” I kind of thought that was a bit obvious and could have gone unsaid at the time personally.
8. Had a stone fight with my brother once. I was hiding behind this utility cabinet in the street thinking I was safe. He chucked this stone and it bounced up off of a crack in a pavement and hit me in the face. It felt like my teeth had fallen out but in the end looked worse than it was. I have a small scar above my lip from this incident.

Think that’s about it I consider all the other injuries in my life to be boring injuries for the most part.


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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/18/2006 1:46:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		OK here is a story while I didnt get hurt so to speak I did get stuck..

I was about 3 and my brother was probubly 6ish and we where in our play room which was the room next to my parents that has now been turned into a closet (big closet) any way My brother wanted to play forts he took out small round hamper now I mean this thing was about the size of a small garbage can but made of hard plastic it was round about 3 feet high  and relly very narrow (at three I could stand up in it but fit kinda snug) any way he set up our slide so that I could slide in and it could be my fort. I did slide in problem was I didnt stop slideing I wound up with my but stuck all the way in the bottom hands and feet in the air me folded in half and I was VERY stuck.. My brother freeked and ran for my parents.. My dad freeked and turned to my mom all worreid asking her what to do, as for my mom she could barely stop laffen long enough to tell him to take the thing over to the bed we had in that room and shake me out... LOL he did shake me out though I think it would have been a funny visit to the ER!!

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/18/2006 3:38:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: subjected2006

when your'e a jet youre a jet all the way...
chuckles at the windmill into the wall pic..



The rest of that story was that I also crashed into and thru a table and chairs on my way to the wall. It was very early morning and in my mad dash for the phone from the bathtub I had forgotten that my teenage daughter had a friend spending the night. I was laying there moaning in pain I remembered and thought of the wild loud crash of the table and chairs. There I was, laying wet and naked on the kitchen floor.....I knew I had to get up and get covered,  the stairs up to the other bedrooms were between me and my bedroom. I rolled over and crawled to a chair to pull myself upright, stumble ran into the bedroom, let myself fall facedown onto the bed, flipping the comforter over my naked ass on the way down.  I just laid there with the occasional pathetic moan. Then I heard my daughter's voice waft down the stairs "moooooooommm?......are you okay??" I was so light headed I could only lay there moaning "noooo". It took several hours, several pain pills, and the motivation of having to pee really bad, to get me to move.


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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/18/2006 3:45:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		OMG Magik! That reminds me of the night I decided to go cross country skiing by myself!! 

I fell on my ass and did not realize the snow drift I had been skiing on was like 4 feet deep. Stuck up to my armpits with only my head, feet, skis, hands sticking up. All alone in a field in the dark. I am sure my dogs thought I had lost my mind. I couldn't reach my feet to unhook from the skis, my ass was on the tail end of them. Talk about a panicky feeling.....

After sitting there for what seemed like forever getting colder and wetter, I finally twisted around, totally burying myself in the snow and got the skis off. Then of course I had to practically crawl thru the snow to get back out. I get myself in such stupid situations.

Last week I got caught on the electric fence in the dark. Shocking experience. I couldn't get unhooked and kept getting shocked. I finally had to get half undressed to get out of that one. It was also a rather chilling experience as it was below freezing outside.


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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/18/2006 3:52:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		OK - I remembered one.

Years ago, when I was an avid cyclist, I had a very expensive racing bike. I fitted one of those quick-release wheels to the front, so that when I locked it up, I would also remove the front wheel and take it with me, to deter thieves.

Anyway, bright spark that I am, I went to the shops on the bike and did the wheel removal routine. I did my shopping and returned to the bike and put the front wheel back on. Forgetting to lock the thing on with the clips.

Off I went, no problem at all, full speed in top gear. Until I got to a kerb I needed to jump. I jerked the handlebars up to lift the front wheel onto the kerb.

The wheel came off. The front forks hit the tarmac. I went arse over tip onto the pavement.

Idiot

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/19/2006 2:33:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		First time I was 8 i was roller skating in my grand mother courtyard (made of concrete) the courtyard was sloping at 2%, i fall head first and broke my left radius bone

Last time: i was working in a fast food and i was used to clean the milkshake machine ( raging the machine part, clean them, grease them and then put everything back together), i did nt saw a water puddle on the slippering floor (already dangerous when dry) and i fell on my butt and one of my elbow.  My reward for this stupid accident; I am 31 , my two disks are broken in little pieces and i got  arthritis like a 65 years old folks, how sweet especially when the weather is turning cold and humid (almost all the winter)

PS> being  self-named  Miss catastroph i probably will have more stupid accident to tell you later



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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/19/2006 2:59:32 AM   
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I had the car door opened one day and I had leaned it to get some thing.When I came back out I went to shut the door but I turned very fast hitting the corner of the window on my lip and splitting it open.

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/19/2006 3:06:46 AM   
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I was running late for school one day, so was running down the steps of the train station.. at the bottom of the stairs there was a banana peel. Needless to say i didnt see it, and my foot landed on it.

Now you'd imagine that cartoons couldnt possibly be based on real life, however i did skid on the banana peel right into the garbage bin, falling in head first. Once i had righted myself i tried to step on my right foot....bad mistake...banana peel was right there. so this time i twisted my ankle, which immediately swelled up.

When i looked up, there was my cousin absolutely laughing his head off...once he'd calmed down he said 'you know, i'm going to have to call you banana split from now on.'

Unfortunately the name stuck and i was forever more called banana split by my school mates.

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/19/2006 4:32:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		LoL Oh I have a treasure trove of these lil stories. Lets get started shall we?

1: As a wrestling coach, I coached a bunch of rednecks who were bigger than me, stronger than me, and a lot dumber than me. None of whom felt like respecting their 5'4 110lb "coach." You know the type, if they can beat it up, they dont respect it. Well I finally got tired of their bullshit, and called the biggest boy into the centre and challenged him. Yes... 5'4 110 lbs, calling on a 6'6 300 lb football player. Not a good move on my part. I had to assert myself beyond a doubt, so I pulled every stupid, dangerous, showy move I could. Including a full belly back suplex. I ripped 6 muscles in my back, my transverse abdominal muscles, pulled both hamstrings, one calf muscle, pulled all my intercostal muscles, and got a concussion from the fat lug landing on my face. Didn't catch too much lip from the boys after that though. The hardest part was acting like nothing was wrong.. I was totally fine. : p not so much.

2: My dad was doing renovations to the house, including filling the driveway. So there was this huge hole dug in front of the house (probably about 10ft deep) where they were adjusting the foundation and nonsense like that. I Snuck out of my house, and tried to come home at about 3am. The thing is my dads place is in the middle of bloody nowhere, so it was pitch black. And guess what I did? Yes, thats right, I forgot about the hole. Lucky for my it was january, and there was roughly 4ft of snow in the hole to break my fall, but oh dear god that hurt. Bruised everywhere, and a really sexy shovel imprint on my tummy. Between that, a dislocated collarbone (yes, apparenly they dislocate is you screw up badly enough), and a dislocated shoulder, my dad decided I had been punished enough. He didnt even ground me. He just let me climb out of the hole all by my own damn self.

3: heading out on a road trip, I was trying to bungee cord everything into the back of my truck. Well apparently I had stretched the bungee cord too much without anchoring it well enough... Thje stupid thing snaps off, and comes straight at my nipple going mach-friggin-3. That is a new kind of hurt. And I kid you not, that bruise lasted almost 3 months. I remember not being able to breathe for a good 3 minutes, and then screaming at the top of my aggravated lungs for another 10. I'm sure my cursing was legendary.

Hows that for ya lol.


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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/19/2006 8:34:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		i just did this, <lol> . Getting ready to go out, switched on my 200C hair straighteners, didn't check where they were, dropped the ball from my labret stud, stepped forward to pick it up and thought 'man my foot is cold'. Then looked down to see that i was standing on the fuly heated straighteners and they were so hot that they felt cold. Now i have a lovely blister and my foot is killing me, even after 20 minutes in cold water. Duh.
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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/19/2006 8:49:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		(This was about 15 years ago, but...)  Deciding to slalom construction cones in a school zone on a bicycle while doing about 30mph just to show off.  Problem was, the cones weren't equa-distance and I rode right over one, flipping my bike about 3 times and smashing my numbskull on the pavement, all in full view of the motorists I had just passed in the school zone (again, trying to show off). 

I got up with blood gushing from my head and was taken to the hospital by 4 construction guys in a pickup who were laughing their asses off when they stopped to offer help. 

Really stupid, REALLY embarrassing.   

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/19/2006 11:25:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ohhhhh ouch! Yours remind me of me. Are we related? Those bungee things really hurt like a mofo when they snap back on you like that but I have never gotten one in the boob, just misc other parts. I can only imagine the boob pain. (actually I hope that is all I ever do, imagine it.....OUCH!....just makes me hug my boobalas and say "ohhh noooo")

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/19/2006 11:49:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		I was putting a new wiring harness on a 1977 Sportster that i could not get controls for in time. So i was making teeny tiny welds insiside the buttons on the hand controls.
 
It was really hot in the shop so i had one of those huge shop fans blowing at me. Put my safety glasses on, put on my gloves and discovered that welding under a fan in a wifebeater shirt was a really bad idea.
 
The fan blew the solder all over my boobs and neck. No scars but i jumped really fast to brush it off, lol.

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/19/2006 12:05:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was moving a refrigerator up an outside staircase my brother above- me below when we got it to the landing he set it down upright on my thumb split it open to the bone I was glad it was still on my hand

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/19/2006 12:08:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		Playing who could jump from the highest thing. I jumped, broke my arm. (That happened when I was 5, ended up being a theme for my life, jump first think later). lol

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/19/2006 12:38:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		lol. Well the stupidest thing I've probably done was doing a gymnastics competition on a broken wrist! (it was worth it though.)
 
The daftest by far is funnier. I used to have clear glass sliding doors at both the front and back of the house, and just after moving in, managed to run, head first into them, not once, but twice! lol Friends managed another three times between them   The sliding doors have now been replaced...

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/19/2006 12:42:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		when I was a teenager I polished my eyelids with fingernail polish and tried to arch my eyebrows with nair. lol needless to say I had no eyebrows and my eyelids still have scars from trying to remove the nailpolish lol but my eyebrows grew back in pretty cool and have not touched them since.

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