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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/19/2006 7:57:31 PM

Sinergy

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Depends on your definition of the word "stupid."

I played paint ball yesterday. I slipped in a bunch of muck while charging to a new foxhole and fell on my cell phone which was in my shirt pocket. I think I cracked a rib.

When I was a kid my buddy and I would shoot arrows (was heavily into archery at the time) at each other and use the Kung Fu techniques we saw on TV to block them away. For those out there who want to try this, understand that there is a learning curve.

I walked into a closet in the middle of the night a few months ago and cracked two bones in my skull on a closet hook.

I once hooked a Rapala into my hand while fishing. That hurt a little, but the barb was in so I had to cut it out with a rusty and dead anchovy covered Old Hickory knife so I could get back to fishing.

I could go on for hours about stupid ways I have hurt myself.

"Pain heals, chicks dig scars, victory lasts forever" Keanu Reeves, The Replacements.

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/19/2006 8:08:26 PM

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

Depends on your definition of the word "stupid."

I played paint ball yesterday. I slipped in a bunch of muck while charging to a new foxhole and fell on my cell phone which was in my shirt pocket. I think I cracked a rib.

AWW that sucks, please tell me....is the cell phone ok??

When I was a kid my buddy and I would shoot arrows (was heavily into archery at the time) at each other and use the Kung Fu techniques we saw on TV to block them away. For those out there who want to try this, understand that there is a learning curve.

I walked into a closet in the middle of the night a few months ago and cracked two bones in my skull on a closet hook.

And here I was thinking you had a hard head Sir
(just kidden wif ya)

I once hooked a Rapala into my hand while fishing. That hurt a little, but the barb was in so I had to cut it out with a rusty and dead anchovy covered Old Hickory knife so I could get back to fishing.

I could go on for hours about stupid ways I have hurt myself.

"Pain heals, chicks dig scars, victory lasts forever" Keanu Reeves, The Replacements.

Just me, etc.

Sinergy

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/20/2006 12:06:10 AM

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No, that's not the stupidest way to hurt yourself. The stupidest way to hurt yourself is called Polish darts. You hold the dart up at your forehead, and start running as fast as you can toward the target.

LMAO Oh gosh, I used to watch my brother and his buddies do that when they got drunk. I must say, its quite umm, amusing to watch grown men do such things

ok, well i have to be an expert on this... i'm a barmaid in a rural pub, and i have to say, there are nights (especially after rodeo's and things) that i'd work for free cos it's so funny!

1. ear piercing... with a spent bullet case, a hammer and the verandah post

2. weight-lifting... each other, at the top of a flight of stairs

3. trying to blow fire across a room using lighter gas... but breathing in instead of out

4. back-flips off a bar stool... with your feet hooked in the back of it

they're just the ones we got on camera. lol, and to think there's people out there who still believe men are mentally superior... jus kidding, i'm sure they are

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/20/2006 12:23:36 AM

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I walked face first into a glass door. Worst part is that I was a platinum blonde at the time. God I felt stupid.

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/20/2006 12:37:33 AM

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Gotcha beat sweetie, I walked into a glass door... 3 times... in a row... in 5 minutes.
Allow me to explain. The first time was an honest mistake, I just thought the thing was open. Nope... *SMACK*
The second time, I twisted the handle, and managed to pull the door into my face instead of pushing it open. *SMACK*
The third time, I opened the door. Made sure it was opened. Turned back to laugh with my friend. My mom didn't see me. My mom closed the door. I promptly turn around and... *SMACK*

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/20/2006 2:53:58 AM

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I don't think it is the most stupid way I hurt myself but today I was in a hurry putting things in the cabinet and dropped a can vegetable on my foot...that shit hurts!!!!!

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/20/2006 4:18:52 AM

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ORIGINAL: MistressTexas

Gotcha beat sweetie, I walked into a glass door... 3 times... in a row... in 5 minutes.
Allow me to explain. The first time was an honest mistake, I just thought the thing was open. Nope... *SMACK*
The second time, I twisted the handle, and managed to pull the door into my face instead of pushing it open. *SMACK*
The third time, I opened the door. Made sure it was opened. Turned back to laugh with my friend. My mom didn't see me. My mom closed the door. I promptly turn around and... *SMACK*

((giggles)) I would have payed to see that!!!!!

And naughty lil miss I know a LOT of woman and a few men that would dissagree with you about men beeing mentaly supirior... heck Im a slave and I dont buy into that (they are equal at BEST LOL )

JerseyKrissi Iv been attact by the pantry enough times to know stray cans landing on bare feet really hurt!!

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/20/2006 5:59:33 AM

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I was making a large poster, a flow-chart if you will, of a grade 12 Legal Studies unit in VCE (last two years of secondary school in the state of Victoria, OZ), which I was to present to my Social Education B tutorial the following day (as an undergraduate, I constantly left things to the last minute -- nevertheless, I took out the highest grade in the class, in the assignment). I was cutting out my typed up quotes (terrible handwriting), and, one of the pieces of paper slipped between my fingers. I stupidly cut anyway, and took a large CHUNK of flesh out of my hand. Between my thumb and forefinger, which is one of the most oft-stretched areas on the body. See, I was cutting downwards, and didn't have a proper grip on the paper... But I was impatient, and rushed, and didn't look at what I was doing, properly.

Back then, I was quite a different person, and I did not respond to pain very well AT ALL. I proceeded to get a look at the blood, and my flesh hanging off the scissors (it was quite deep), and I fainted. Banging my head on the side of my desk.

In short, I ended up with a concussion, and seven stitches. And a permanent scar, that still gets aggravated from time to time.

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/20/2006 6:28:15 AM

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When I was 4 I was jumping on the bed and I hit my head on the bed frame and split it open. I am not known for hurting myself very much, but Sinergy has hurt himself enough for the two of us.

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/20/2006 10:17:38 AM

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When I was 4 I was jumping on the bed and I hit my head on the bed frame and split it open. I am not known for hurting myself very much, but Sinergy has hurt himself enough for the two of us.

LOL talk about takeing one for the team!!

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/20/2006 9:06:27 PM

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You wana hear something you'll laff at me for... today I took some time in lab to work on my peace for my final and what did I go to do grab the fecken peace right out of the oven with my same two burt fingers LOL at least this time something kicked in in my brain that said "YO STUPID BAD IDEA"

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/21/2006 6:55:19 AM

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I have had many stupid injuries...falling down stairs & landing on my head, banging my head on innumerable cupboard doors, stubbing toes, etc. But the most recent and stupidest in a very long time was a few months back, while cooking supper with my Pet & my daughter. It is, as a rule my job to take things out of the oven, as neither of them really likes having to handle hot things like that, so I put on the oven mitts, take out the casserole dish & put it down on the stove top. Take off the right-hand oven mitt and take off the glass top of the cassrole dish with ...wait for it....drum roll please....my right hand

My words as I put the casserole top back very quickly were "Fuck!!! That was stupid!"
The girls tried very hard not to, but I am sure the neighbours three doors down heard the gales of laughter

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/21/2006 11:34:39 AM

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ORIGINAL: Arpig

I have had many stupid injuries...falling down stairs & landing on my head, banging my head on innumerable cupboard doors, stubbing toes, etc. But the most recent and stupidest in a very long time was a few months back, while cooking supper with my Pet & my daughter. It is, as a rule my job to take things out of the oven, as neither of them really likes having to handle hot things like that, so I put on the oven mitts, take out the casserole dish & put it down on the stove top. Take off the right-hand oven mitt and take off the glass top of the cassrole dish with ...wait for it....drum roll please....my right hand
My words as I put the casserole top back very quickly were "Fuck!!! That was stupid!"
The girls tried very hard not to, but I am sure the neighbours three doors down heard the gales of laughter

LOL

Hey but at least you'll never do that again!!! My brain still hasnt figured out metal comeing out a 1500dagree kiln is HOT... LOL

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/21/2006 2:40:23 PM

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when i was in school we were having an assembly and the teacher was talking about blood, i was squeamish at the time and got more and more woozy, then i fainted and instead of catching me the other kids moved out of the way, i fell backwards and hit a pillor, splitting my head open. Lots of blood and stitches in my scalp, my hair still parts funny.

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/21/2006 2:56:23 PM

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I don't know about any of you but ever lick an envelope and get cut on it? just a silly paper cut hurts like HELL....sometimes the littlest things hurt the most

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/21/2006 3:39:44 PM

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Hanging a vapor barier with an air powered staple gun. You know that spot tween your thumb and finger that is almost webbed? Yup, right through.... stuck to the wall and had to pry myself loose.
Then again there was the time I was fixing a barb wire fence above a dirt bank. Had my toes dug into the bank so I could reach the wire. A storn rolled in really fast, took the dirt and began washing it away. I lost my footing, rolled backwards and my back was promptly stuck in the wire as my body tried to slide down. Of course nobody was there, so all I could do was climb up a small tree that was near by to get myself loose.
lesson learned, dont work alone................

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/21/2006 3:41:38 PM

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I don't know about any of you but ever lick an envelope and get cut on it? just a silly paper cut hurts like HELL....sometimes the littlest things hurt the most

OWW yeah Iv dont that... give me a blistered butt anyday over a papercut

and wench that really sucks but at least it showed you who your friends are...

Here is one... When I was 17 I was in the martching band I was the head of the pit and we where heading outside for practise with the it equiptment but couldnt get though because of the locked chain that prevented cars going on the feild I turned to run for the key did a total 180 on my ancle and landed on the ground they had to call the ambulence and my ancle was broken and pulled muscles and all sorts of fun... LOL who knew you could get hurt in martching band!!!

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/21/2006 3:44:41 PM

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OK today in my jewlery class I was working on one of my enamaling peaces which over this last sumester I have done 1,000,000,00 times, any way I dont know where my brain was but I took the peace out of the kiln and the first thing I do after seeting it down is go to grab the peace with my bare hand DUUUHHH idiot hmm lets see metal just comeing out of an oven that is at 1500 degrees hmmm its gunna be HOT.. well I burned my thumb and for finger on it.. I dont know where my head is but I feel really stupid... so come on people make me feel better I know Im not the only one that has gotten hurt by something stupid like this!!! so share what is the stupidest way you have ever gotten hurt!!

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OUCH! Hope you heal up quickly.
The stupidist way I ever hurt myself was falling off a soccer ball I was standing on!

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/21/2006 3:52:10 PM

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ORIGINAL: MagiksSlave

OK today in my jewlery class I was working on one of my enamaling peaces which over this last sumester I have done 1,000,000,00 times, any way I dont know where my brain was but I took the peace out of the kiln and the first thing I do after seeting it down is go to grab the peace with my bare hand DUUUHHH idiot hmm lets see metal just comeing out of an oven that is at 1500 degrees hmmm its gunna be HOT.. well I burned my thumb and for finger on it.. I dont know where my head is but I feel really stupid... so come on people make me feel better I know Im not the only one that has gotten hurt by something stupid like this!!! so share what is the stupidest way you have ever gotten hurt!!

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OUCH! Hope you heal up quickly.
The stupidist way I ever hurt myself was falling off a soccer ball I was standing on!

LOL I dont make a habit of standing on things that arent flat.. I have enough trouble balancing on solid grownd!!!!

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RE: The stupidest way you ever hurt yourself - 11/21/2006 7:38:52 PM

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I was so excited to have a date .....first time in a long time and he didn't stand me up lol....that i tripped going up the stairs....how dumb...

hurt when i hit my chin on the step

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