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petdave -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/28/2006 3:43:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DiamondOrchid PetDave: If more of the Ladies frollicked and played with the trolls, wouldn't that encourage a possible surge in trollop population? They have to be born somehow, and I doubt trolls are capable of reproducing their own (except other trolls by way of early infection). So really, it's our own fault that trolls lack trollops to copulate and gander with.... shame on us!!! D. One would think so, but troll and Trollop reproduction is not fully understood. i believe that there were some successful trials in the '80s in converting Trollops using wine coolers and cocaine, but FemaleSapiens seem to have developed a certain immunity. Nature is a strange thing. Incidentally, my troll score is now up to three, which IMO is pretty darn good for the malesub division [:)] ...dave

LadyEllen -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/28/2006 3:55:19 PM)
The problem with Troll reproduction is probably that Trolls dont understand that offspring do not result from the kind of activities they prefer. Meanwhile, the female of the species (Trollups) dont tend to gather in places where the males (Trolls) do. The whole mating ritual of the species is therefore not only not understood by naturalists, but also not understood by the Trolls either. Also, the Moderators of the site (bless 'em) tend to delete Trolls when they make themselves apparent; delete being presumably a euphemism used in Troll hunting. This reduces their numbers on a weekly basis. These two factors explain I believe, why Troll numbers are significantly down, and why a campaign is needed to Save The Trolls. Write your representative in congress today about this. You can make a difference. E

spirit75 -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/28/2006 4:32:39 PM)
Yes LadyEllen, I definetly in need to use my long troll-like tongue lol.

spirit75 -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/28/2006 4:36:34 PM)
Well yes LadyEllen, I am ready to use my long troll-like tongue anywher you want. lol

LadyEllen -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/29/2006 11:44:10 AM)
Had to resurrect the thread for a joke! (not enough for the humour section) Troll ; dear Mistress, if I were your slave, what would you do to me? Mistress ; sell you Thank you! E

ToGiveDivine -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/29/2006 11:48:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Had to resurrect the thread for a joke! (not enough for the humour section) Troll ; dear Mistress, if I were your slave, what would you do to me? Mistress ; sell you Thank you! E You could sell me any day!!!!! Ooops, that was a trollish comment ... bad me, bad me ;-)

LadyTY2Uall -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/29/2006 11:54:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: petdave You know, i liked the bridge bit in theory, but the execution sucked. [:'(] How's this: Why is it so hard to find a Domme who's into financial slavery? Is it because they're all threatened by a man who is an aggressive executive in his "real life", and are looking for someone who is submissive in all aspects in life? Is it because i work long hours and travel a lot, so i wouldn't have a lot of time to provide the toilet service and sissy transformations that they all want? Where can i find a woman who wants a successful man instead of a cornucopia of bizarre perversions? [:o] Should i quit my job so that i can commit to being someone's full-time slave? And when approaching a potential Domme, ss it better to send pictures of my cock and balls all tied up and purple the way she wants them, or natural so she can evaluate the size? i kneel respectfully awaiting your response. Is that a serious question?? lol I find I'd much rather have a financial slave, someone that I didn't have spend all my time thinking of news ways to torture his cock and balls. My personal ideal would be to find a sub who was successful and masculine/dynamic in his vanilla world but completely devoted and submissive to me. All that other stuff, sissifying, discipline, bondage etc. is just icing on the cake I would think. I seem to attract the whining, broke-ass subs who balk at paying for a nice dinner out and want me to spend an hour beating their ass with my belt before using a dildo or some other object on them. I thought I was being selfish by telling them to go 'beat' themselves lol.

LadyEllen -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/29/2006 12:20:41 PM)
Oh TGD - I wouldnt sell you! I get the impression you might be a keeper E

pinkkeith -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/29/2006 12:28:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen The problem with Troll reproduction is probably that Trolls dont understand that offspring do not result from the kind of activities they prefer. Meanwhile, the female of the species (Trollups) dont tend to gather in places where the males (Trolls) do. The whole mating ritual of the species is therefore not only not understood by naturalists, but also not understood by the Trolls either. Also, the Moderators of the site (bless 'em) tend to delete Trolls when they make themselves apparent; delete being presumably a euphemism used in Troll hunting. This reduces their numbers on a weekly basis. These two factors explain I believe, why Troll numbers are significantly down, and why a campaign is needed to Save The Trolls. Write your representative in congress today about this. You can make a difference. E I tend to think that trolls reproduce asexually. They seem to spring up where you least expect them to and out of no where, so it makes the most sense.

ModeratorEleven -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/29/2006 1:02:43 PM)
It pains me to have to take the time to actually spell this out for some of our users, but please keep in mind that this thread is a joke. Trolling for real is not encouraged or allowed in the forums. XI

mnottertail -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/29/2006 1:15:49 PM)
Well then; what time do you get off tonight baby? LOL

LadyEllen -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/29/2006 1:32:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ModeratorEleven It pains me to have to take the time to actually spell this out for some of our users, but please keep in mind that this thread is a joke. Trolling for real is not encouraged or allowed in the forums. XI What do you mean, my thread is a joke? It was a serious attempt to look at the problems these poor, misunderstood Trolls suffer, and offer them a refuge from the cruel "deletions" you Mods inflict on them, and highlight the terrible prejudice against them. There seems to be only one solution left; to open a chocolate factory and invite all the poor Trolls to come and work there, singing strangely well rehearsed spontaneous songs to illustrate the dangers of the poor behaviour of my visitors, dressed in bizarre and unworkmanlike clothes and shielded from the outrages of the outside world through close confinement and 18 hour working days. I look forward to a world where Trolls are welcomed one day; mostly because they're so damned funny and provide hours of amusement! E

ToGiveDivine -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/29/2006 1:49:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Oh TGD - I wouldnt sell you! I get the impression you might be a keeper E A Keeper!!! Odd, since our profiles are so dissimilar - especially the gender thing (pssst, I'm a guy ;-P) that doesn't appear to fit well with the whole you only being interested in women thing - :-D Unless, of course, Lesbian means something different in England (since "fag" means cigarette in England, not a derogatory remark against gay males as it does here in the States) Then again, what do I know ... I'm just a newbie 8-< Yes, and I'm a smart-ass as well - we all have our little idiosyncrasies

LadyEllen -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/29/2006 2:26:10 PM)
TGD - you know you shouldnt read too much into profiles!? Registering as lesbian has a certain effect; I've only had one troll contact me on the other side since I changed it to that. Very few women either mind.... Whether two smart-asses would be good together - thats another thing entirely. Still, we could always amuse ourselves trying to outwit one another. E

pixelslave -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/29/2006 4:10:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen TGD - you know you shouldnt read too much into profiles!? Registering as lesbian has a certain effect; I've only had one troll contact me on the other side since I changed it to that. Very few women either mind.... LOL! I've recently learned that certain discreet and very discriminating Dommes (I believe they are part of a secret society) use their profiles to obscure the real design they have to quietly spring themselves upon hapless subs Trolling below as the Dommes wait patiently above us on high, for the opportunity to quickly dive down and strike at just the right moment, sweeping us aloft never to be seen or heard from again! [8D] Alas, who will be left to Troll in our places?? [8\|] quote: Whether two smart-asses would be good together - thats another thing entirely. Just visit you're local toy store for Dommes and their Trolls. I'm sure they can help you out with something that will connect both of your "smart asses" together in such a way as to work fine, even turning one or both of them red if you should desire; surely floating both of your boats in the way you desire. [;)] [:)] Sorry if that sounds crude, but I just couldn't resist! [:D] Ackk! Everyone duck! Here comes the Troll patrol! [;)] - pixel

DiamondOrchid -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/29/2006 11:59:11 PM)
Does 1smartass + 1smartass = 1dumbass? Either way, is this a good thing? Just curious. D.

MistressRENA -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/30/2006 2:43:28 PM)
I have so enjoyed reading this thread. Thank you Lady Ellen for making me smile. RENA

LadyTY2Uall -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/30/2006 5:15:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ModeratorEleven It pains me to have to take the time to actually spell this out for some of our users, but please keep in mind that this thread is a joke. Trolling for real is not encouraged or allowed in the forums. XI Apparently I havn't learned the lingo in here as I seem to have offended some by my blathering on. My apologies. I wasn't actually trying to 'troll' but after having re-read I can understand why some might see it that way. I see why newbies are so reluctant to speak up lol

jdtallfem -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/30/2006 10:36:34 PM)
When men say "hours and hours" they usually aren't taking very seriously the reality the passage of time giving good head to a woman demands, but I, for one, would be willing to try at least once. It has kind of a mountain climbing, odyssey type appeal. And damn it would be nice to fulfill that fantasy once and for all. What? You mean that's not NORMAL in your day to day life with your Mistress?

pixelslave -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/30/2006 10:49:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyTY2Uall quote: ORIGINAL: ModeratorEleven It pains me to have to take the time to actually spell this out for some of our users, but please keep in mind that this thread is a joke. Trolling for real is not encouraged or allowed in the forums. XI Apparently I havn't learned the lingo in here as I seem to have offended some by my blathering on. My apologies. I wasn't actually trying to 'troll' but after having re-read I can understand why some might see it that way. I see why newbies are so reluctant to speak up lol LadyTY2Uall, I wouldn't take it personally as it was clear as mud to me as to whom Mod 11 was referring to in-particular (more than one was my impression), and IMO, least of all to you, as you only were responding to what had previously been posted and didn't appear to me to be trolling! If anything the Mod's post was probably a gentle reminder to those who might have been getting close to the limit of the section's rules for posting (or Mod ll's tolerence for such), which can be read in the Section Guidelines at the top of the list of threads for each Section. [8\|] And most important of all, welcome to the boards! [:)] - pixel

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