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pixelslave -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/1/2006 4:19:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jdtallfem When men say "hours and hours" they usually aren't taking very seriously the reality the passage of time giving good head to a woman demands, but I, for one, would be willing to try at least once. It has kind of a mountain climbing, odyssey type appeal. And damn it would be nice to fulfill that fantasy once and for all. What? You mean that's not NORMAL in your day to day life with your Mistress? As someone who did climb mountains and also raced bicycles during a much earlier phase of his life, it sounds to me that this fellow would need to be put on a regular training program to build his stamina. When I climbed mountains, I didn't start out by climbing 14,000 foot peaks. Instead, I started at lower elevations (where the air is thicker and the distances are shorter) and built up to higher elevations as I aclimated myself to the thinner air and longer distances to reach the higher peaks. [:)] The same would seem to apply using your analogy. However, I already had a baseline of fitness from bicycle racing when I started mountaineering. So I'd suggest that his training include a mix of the equivalent of anaerobic sprints or timed hard efforts of licking followed by slow easy recovery periods of the same on at least a couple days of the week, with a regular baseline of days consisting of slow/steady continuous oral service until quite tired to help build endurance as he progresses akin to what I had outlined above, which is really a less detailed explanation of what I've just described. In otherwords, you want to wear-out and tire that tongue to increase its recovery and also build its stamina to produce the consistent results that you'd ultimately be satisfied with when you were done! [8D] Hmmm... perhaps I should start a new profession, advising on the training of subs? Nah, I think that would take all the fun out of just being a sub and serving the special woman that was meant for me to enjoy! [;)] - pixel

LadyEllen -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/1/2006 4:23:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DiamondOrchid Does 1smartass + 1smartass = 1dumbass? Either way, is this a good thing? Just curious. D. F-. See me after class. This is a basic arithmetical error, arising from the fact that a minus multiplied by another minus is a plus, and the idea that two negatives make a positive. Whatever. The addition of the sum s + s = 2s, where s represents one smartass, and s x s = s squared. The problem only comes, because s itself is a variable determined by Wiseacre's Rule of Retorts, giving us instead s + y as a formula for calculating the likely result of putting two smartasses together, where one is more of a smartass than the other - also expressible as s + ys. Wiseacre's Rule in turn is a complex calculation in itself, where ys is determined by (for the layman), the number of posts, divided by the number of times those posts are quoted by others, the square root of which gives the value ys. Thus in the example above, we can say that the correct formula is s + ys, which equals h. h being a coefficient of general hilarity. On the other hand, the addition of two dumbasses (d + d) is relatively simple. Two dumbasses will totally ruin any thread, according to the formula 2d = f. f being a coefficient of fucked up. As for the question as to whether s + ys - h is a good thing, this is a moral question which is quite out of place in a mathematics class. E

MstrssPassion -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/1/2006 5:32:00 AM)
[sm=applause.gif] I totally love this post Lady Ellen

pixelslave -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/1/2006 6:29:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen As for the question as to whether s + ys - h is a good thing, this is a moral question which is quite out of place in a mathematics class. E Oh please Lady Ellen, let's not confuse Mathematics, D/s, Morals, and having fun! [:)] And as one who is also knowledgeable about mathematics, I'd venture to say that you omitted the e quotient from your equation, with e representing all that is erotic and arousing. [;)] The equation should then look something more like: e(s + ys) - h = 0 or one could restate it as: s + ys - h/e = 0 Its been a long time since I've done any mathematical proofs. Its always a good idea to have them reviewed by one's peers before they're ever released to the public or implied as being valid for more than one particular situation. In any case, I'd rather get back to having fun and seeing if I can find a nice new toll bridge from which to Troll... [;)] After all, we Trolls aren't supposed to be able to think of such things as higher mathematics or for that matter anything above our waists. It's just too much strain on our minds as it takes away from the flow of blood and energy required to support the constant churning of fantasies inside our minds. This would interfere with higher thought not to mention diverting blood flow from the all important other head that is quite important to us, and does our most important and primary thinking for us! [:)] - pixel [sm=idea.gif]P.S. In deference to Mod 11, you may have 1 free token to pass at my new bridge. I promise not to pull the switch and drop you in the pit below. Of course you realize that Trolls never lie!

LadyTY2Uall -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/1/2006 10:42:06 AM)
LadyTY2Uall, I wouldn't take it personally as it was clear as mud to me as to whom Mod 11 was referring to in-particular (more than one was my impression), and IMO, least of all to you, as you only were responding to what had previously been posted and didn't appear to me to be trolling! If anything the Mod's post was probably a gentle reminder to those who might have been getting close to the limit of the section's rules for posting (or Mod ll's tolerence for such), which can be read in the Section Guidelines at the top of the list of threads for each Section. [8\|] And most important of all, welcome to the boards! [:)] - pixel LMAO thanks for clearing that up for me, I feel %100 better now. ;) and thanks for the welcome. I kind of feel as if I came to this battle of wits completely unarmed and I'm usually quite witty. Actually I'm reminded of how I used to feel as a young girl learning to play double-dutch,,,,just could NOT find my rhythm lol ....I'm finding this to be quite entertaining as well as educational.

MistressEnnia -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/1/2006 5:45:53 PM)
LOL I was just thinking that!

MistressEnnia -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/1/2006 5:48:05 PM)
You have GOT to be kidding me. It's almost impossible to find a woman who WOULDN'T prefer to just take your money without ever having to look at you.

DianeB269 -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/1/2006 6:05:53 PM)
Very trure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LadyTY2Uall -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/1/2006 6:06:23 PM)
SEE???? That's what I'm saying.....;)

kickable -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/1/2006 11:27:19 PM)
Lady Akasha, I confess I'm interested. I love giving women oral pleasure. It was part of my training, which also emphasized acceptance and desire for ball-kicking. Being kicked has become an obsession or fetish. I am sincere about being open to what Mistress likes and hope she shares a passion for ball-kicking. kickable

pixelslave -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/2/2006 7:29:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kickable Lady Akasha, I confess I'm interested. I love giving women oral pleasure. It was part of my training, which also emphasized acceptance and desire for ball-kicking. Being kicked has become an obsession or fetish. I am sincere about being open to what Mistress likes and hope she shares a passion for ball-kicking. kickable Yikes! Were you ever injured beyond swelling from being kicked in the balls? This doesn't exactly fit my personal definition of SSC (Safe, Sane & Consensual). I'd hate to see a man lose a testical from this kind of play! - pixel

pleasurebisub -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/2/2006 8:01:07 AM)
ok time for smart ass trolling 99 year old sub with walker and blue pills will travel (cough cough)

DianeB269 -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/2/2006 8:05:57 AM)
Now, that's funny!

LadyEllen -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/2/2006 8:23:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pleasurebisub ok time for smart ass trolling 99 year old sub with walker and blue pills will travel (cough cough) Please describe pills E

goodmanners -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/2/2006 6:14:45 PM)
Lady Ellen, I've enjoyed this thread. A number of responses have been very humourous, some serious, some pure nonsense. The women's comments have generally been to the point, and courteous. A wishlist? I went thru that phase as a young submissive male, but we learn as we mature, especially if we have patient (ok, somewhat patient!) dominant teachers. A serious, submissive male does not have a wishlist with one exception: his wish to serve. My role is supportive, one of obedience and usefullness. My Domme's pleasure, Her wishlist, becomes mine. I say this in all seriousness because I hear so much negative commentary from women about insincere and immature submissives on this and other sites. There are some of us who do not fit that label. For the record, I have a professional degree, but more proudly have excellent credentials as a service oriented submissive, excellent pedicurist, manicurist, massage therapist, love to cook, can clean the icky stuff, am well travelled, have lived in several countries, etc. I like good wine, intelligent conversations with small groups at dinner, am intimate and kinky and never, *never* satisfy myself before permission is given, if given at all. Oh, i am in the market for a new 'friend'! gm

petdave -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/2/2006 6:26:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyTY2Uall quote: ORIGINAL: petdave You know, i liked the bridge bit in theory, but the execution sucked. [:'(] How's this: Why is it so hard to find a Domme who's into financial slavery? Is it because they're all threatened by a man who is an aggressive executive in his "real life", and are looking for someone who is submissive in all aspects in life? (etc) Is that a serious question?? lol I find I'd much rather have a financial slave, someone that I didn't have spend all my time thinking of news ways to torture his cock and balls. Just to clear this up... it was actually less sincere than my Troll Seeking Bridge Mistress trolling post [:D] It was inspired by Akasha's pussy collar troll. Although, i think it's gotten me more attention from women than i've gotten in the previous 29 years of my life. [:-] ...dave

LadyTY2Uall -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/2/2006 7:12:06 PM)
My head has been a whirwind ever since I joined this group lol. I'm ashamed to say that at the moment I made that comment I really did feel that way. I had just finished explaining to the THIRD potential sub in an hour why I didn't want to chat about what particular types of domination and discipline I enjoyed. Seems I get the ones that are more interested in wanking conversations and titillating chats than actually finding out what I want and how we can benefit each others lives. I guess I need to put my brain in gear BEFORE opening my mouth. lol

pixelslave -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/2/2006 10:50:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen quote: ORIGINAL: pleasurebisub ok time for smart ass trolling 99 year old sub with walker and blue pills will travel (cough cough) Please describe pills E Lady Ellen, I suspect, pleasurebisub is referring to Viagra. [8D] - pixel

pixelslave -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/3/2006 9:09:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: goodmanners I've enjoyed this thread. A number of responses have been very humourous, some serious, some pure nonsense. The women's comments have generally been to the point, and courteous. A wishlist? I went thru that phase as a young submissive male, but we learn as we mature, especially if we have patient (ok, somewhat patient!) dominant teachers. A serious, submissive male does not have a wishlist with one exception: his wish to serve. My role is supportive, one of obedience and usefullness. My Domme's pleasure, Her wishlist, becomes mine. goodmanners, In general I have to disagree with you on this one. Its my opinion that the needs of both parties have to be satisfied for any kind of relationship to work. What works for you, might not work for me. I will say that I generally try not let myself create very specific fantasies. That is something that I simply to do not allow myself to indulge for several reasons. While I may enjoy the thought of certain activities, I do my best to keep my thoughts as general as possible so as to not create a specific script that I'd want a woman to try and follow as I'd likely wind up being disappointed; not to mention creating an expectation that would be unrealistic for anyone to be able to meet. It also allows her to add her own creative juices and potentially make it even more of an experience than I could possibly have imagined. It then becomes a personalized experience that is free to ebb and flow with what ever works between us. There's no pressure and no bar to measure by, only each other with whom to share the experience that will hopefully create memories that we can treasure. To me, this creates a win-win situation where the sub's desires to experience an activity are met by a Domme under her conditions using her creativity and style in a mannter that pleases her as well. [:)] Under conditions that are ideal, both would presumably be pleased and happy with each other, following such an experience. [:D] - pixel

Vendaval -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (12/6/2006 2:15:16 AM)
Ron, your posts frequently make me smile and giggle; even though I usually have no idea what the hell you are rambling on about. Laughter is the best fore-play. [:D] quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I am a world class sick fuck: So of course my fantasies are impossible in any way shape or form. .................... Anyway, it is a trolling thread, and I held out as long as I could, but was forced by my depraved soul to cast my bread upon the waters. This one is because you asked nicely, and see that such hodgepodge is not always inheirently meaningful or attainable. LOLOLOLOLOL, Ron

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