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Sinergy -> Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 8:41:35 PM)
Hello A/all, So I am having a conversation with strumpet about TV shows, specifically Graham Norton, and suddenly her pie hole erupts with the phrase: "The part I like best about Graham Norton were the dick candles." Where exactly can a Dominant go with this information? Sinergy

AquaticSub -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 8:44:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy Hello A/all, So I am having a conversation with strumpet about TV shows, specifically Graham Norton, and suddenly her pie hole erupts with the phrase: "The part I like best about Graham Norton were the dick candles." Where exactly can a Dominant go with this information? Sinergy Sorry... I really can't see the problem here.

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 8:57:02 PM)
LOL...that struck me funny! [:D]

juliaoceania -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 9:01:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy Hello A/all, So I am having a conversation with strumpet about TV shows, specifically Graham Norton, and suddenly her pie hole erupts with the phrase: "The part I like best about Graham Norton were the dick candles." Where exactly can a Dominant go with this information? Sinergy Sorry... I really can't see the problem here. Thank you!

AquaticSub -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 9:06:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 LOL...that struck me funny! [:D] Aww... am I being dense again?

AquaticSub -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 9:08:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy Hello A/all, So I am having a conversation with strumpet about TV shows, specifically Graham Norton, and suddenly her pie hole erupts with the phrase: "The part I like best about Graham Norton were the dick candles." Where exactly can a Dominant go with this information? Sinergy Sorry... I really can't see the problem here. Thank you! So glad I'm apprently not the only one in the dark.

Sinergy -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 9:49:50 PM)
Hello A/all, The story of the film so far: 1) I have never sent a wax candle of my penis to Graham Norton, a flamboyantly gay Irish comedian who has won worst dressed man in England 5 years running. 2) strumpet thinks a dick candle would be a lovely thing to get from Graham Norton. 3) strumpet and I are in a dynamic, yet some gay dude is giving her dick? Whats up with that? Sinergy p.s. she now is trying to recover by begging me to send a wax imprint of Mr. Tiny to a flamboyantly gay Irish comedian. p.p.s WHAT THE F*CK IS UP WITH THAT?

juliaoceania -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 9:51:28 PM)
I want him to make me a Mr Tiny candle, what's wrong with wanting an effigy of Daddy's penis immortalized the way I saw it done on Norton's show?

Sinergy -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 9:54:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania I want him to make me a Mr Tiny candle, what's wrong with wanting an effigy Daddy's penis immortalized the way I saw it done on Norton's show? So that you can watch Mr. Tiny melt away and become flaccid and limp? Sinergy

juliaoceania -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 10:00:53 PM)
Oh No Daddy, never that!

AquaticSub -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 10:06:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy Hello A/all, The story of the film so far: 1) I have never sent a wax candle of my penis to Graham Norton, a flamboyantly gay Irish comedian who has won worst dressed man in England 5 years running. 2) strumpet thinks a dick candle would be a lovely thing to get from Graham Norton. 3) strumpet and I are in a dynamic, yet some gay dude is giving her dick? Whats up with that? Sinergy p.s. she now is trying to recover by begging me to send a wax imprint of Mr. Tiny to a flamboyantly gay Irish comedian. p.p.s WHAT THE F*CK IS UP WITH THAT? I still really fail to see the problem. I think it would be a great idea to have Sean Connery (or Johhny Depp) slam me up against a wall and hump me till I was broken on the floor. But I'm in a committed relationship so I wouldn't actually go through with it. Just because a woman thinks something is nifty doesn't mean she will do it. And really, what is wrong with a gay man giving her a wax candle of dick? I mean... he is gay. Your chances of him making a move on her are very very tiny. I think you are blowing this way out of portion.

AquaticSub -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 10:07:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania I want him to make me a Mr Tiny candle, what's wrong with wanting an effigy of Daddy's penis immortalized the way I saw it done on Norton's show? Having a wax candle of my beloved's member would be interesting.. though I'm favoring one of those "clone-a-willy" vibrator kits.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 10:08:43 PM)
quote: Hello A/all, The story of the film so far: 1) I have never sent a wax candle of my penis to Graham Norton, a flamboyantly gay Irish comedian who has won worst dressed man in England 5 years running. 2) strumpet thinks a dick candle would be a lovely thing to get from Graham Norton. 3) strumpet and I are in a dynamic, yet some gay dude is giving her dick? Whats up with that? Sinergy p.s. she now is trying to recover by begging me to send a wax imprint of Mr. Tiny to a flamboyantly gay Irish comedian. p.p.s WHAT THE F*CK IS UP WITH THAT? You KNOW what's up with that. Stop the denial! Actually, Graham Norton is a plebe. You want to see the real master -- er, mistress -- of dick candle captures? Cynthia Plaster Caster still lives! Make sure you poke around the website to see the ever expanding and shooting penises. And you can have Cynthia teach you how to cast your parts and your loved ones (she does boobs, too) for only $500! E.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 10:10:44 PM)
Now, all I can think of is what scent wax do you use for a cloned willy candle? Would this be appropriate lighting for a scene, perhaps? Maybe a candelabra of penis candles? Willy Wax Play? or maybe I need to lay off the coffee and get some sleep? DV

AquaticSub -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 10:18:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire Now, all I can think of is what scent wax do you use for a cloned willy candle? Would this be appropriate lighting for a scene, perhaps? Maybe a candelabra of penis candles? Willy Wax Play? or maybe I need to lay off the coffee and get some sleep? DV I want my penis candle to smell like cinnamon because that gets me all turned on and feeling subbly! Why I don't know.. A candelabra of penis candles... Maybe if I'm very very very good he will let me make many candles from his penis and I will use them as decoration at my play party.

juliaoceania -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 10:25:12 PM)
quote: I want my penis candle to smell like cinnamon because that gets me all turned on and feeling subbly! Why I don't know.. I really want to thank you, I was feeling so misunderstood! I like the vanilla scent though...

dcnovice -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 10:33:53 PM)
quote: 2) strumpet thinks a dick candle would be a lovely thing to get from Graham Norton. 3) strumpet and I are in a dynamic, yet some gay dude is giving her dick? Giving or selling? I'm sure he charges S&H at least. quote: Mr. Tiny Unfortunate name. [:)]

AquaticSub -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 10:34:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: I want my penis candle to smell like cinnamon because that gets me all turned on and feeling subbly! Why I don't know.. I really want to thank you, I was feeling so misunderstood! I like the vanilla scent though... Vanilla is good too. It's really too exotic and yummy a taste and smell to be dubbed as bland. We need a new word for vanilla! How about yogert? Yogert is bland and ice cream can be the new dark chocolate! The sad part is... I'm so tired this actually makes sense.

twistedwillow -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 10:36:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania I want him to make me a Mr Tiny candle, what's wrong with wanting an effigy Daddy's penis immortalized the way I saw it done on Norton's show? So that you can watch Mr. Tiny melt away and become flaccid and limp? Sinergy rofl too funny! Instead think of it as worshipping at the alter of your Mr. ahemm ( snigger ) Tiny used to call an ex lover's penis, 'mini me' twistedwillow

CrazyC -> RE: Issues with one's submissive (11/24/2006 10:38:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania I want him to make me a Mr Tiny candle, what's wrong with wanting an effigy Daddy's penis immortalized the way I saw it done on Norton's show? So that you can watch Mr. Tiny melt away and become flaccid and limp? Sinergy LMAO....By the way, for girls there are candles that are just decorations. they will never be burnt. This would be one of those candle, i assume, julia would never want to see gone.

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