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littlekitten1 -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 4:13:47 PM)

I can bend the tip of my fingers... interesting but useless....




LotusSong -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 4:47:23 PM)

I can do "Lucid Dreaming"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dreaming

Last night, I dreamed  I was sitting in my veterinarian's office with my husband. 
 
I turned to him and said.."OK..why are we in the vet's office?  I know it's not really the Vet's office.. but?" 
 
He sighed and said "We are in Dr. Turn's office.. You ask this every time we come here"  (End of dream)
 
I have this wonderful way of editing my dreams.  Many times there is a voice-over I talk to about the dream  or another presence by my side in the dream where we critique what is going on.




twistedwillow -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 6:04:12 PM)

I have the ability to lose entire days in books.


twistedwillow




LaMspeach -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 6:11:01 PM)

I have the useless ability to color awsome pictures in my daughters Strawberry Shortcake coloring book.... Well it makes her happy so i guess it isnt all that useless.




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 6:16:23 PM)

My ex used to call me a witch, cause I knew when things were going to happen.




mnottertail -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 6:18:48 PM)

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, I don't think that was the reason why.






cuddleheart50 -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 6:19:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, I don't think that was the reason why.






HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




gooddogbenji -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 6:35:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, I don't think that was the reason why.



Ron,

I really am disappointed.  Comments like that are out of character for you and ruin your reputation as an unnecessarily obtuse man.

Yours,


benji




acissej -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 6:53:31 PM)

I have the uncanny ability to predict which route will have the least amount of traffic.  I also, unfortunately, have the equally uncanny ability to get miserably lost and will not be able to tell one how to get to the most traffic-free route.




Fitznicely -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 7:06:02 PM)

I can key into my SO's thoughts. been able to do it since I was 14. Odd, not always useful.

And I have a brilliant sense of balance. Once fell down an entire flight of stairs and only spilt a miniscule amount of my pint...

Actually, that's a pretty fuckin useful superpower...

I'll get me coat.




marieToo -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 9:36:32 PM)

I dont call it a super power but more of a curse.  I see things while or just before they happen, but only tragic occurances.  I knew someone was going to hit the tree on my front lawn with their car.  They actually hit the tree on the front of my next door neighbors lawn instead, but it was close enough. This kind of stuff  (seeing deaths, etc ) happens to me all the time.  I get the vision/thought completely out of the blue,  or get it through a dream, then I just wait for the phone call that I know is going go come.




marieToo -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 9:38:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, I don't think that was the reason why.



HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ha Ha Ha




onlythewindknows -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 9:44:35 PM)

i always seem to call people when they are talking about me.




dcnovice -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 10:14:46 PM)

I have an uncanny ability to find the most expensive way to buy/do anything. I'm thinking of going into Pentagon procurement.




crouchingtigress -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/28/2006 9:34:57 AM)

lol thats me too....the whole ditch thing!

quote:

ORIGINAL: marieToo

I dont call it a super power but more of a curse.  I see things while or just before they happen, but only tragic occurances.  I knew someone was going to hit the tree on my front lawn with their car.  They actually hit the tree on the front of my next door neighbors lawn instead, but it was close enough. This kind of stuff  (seeing deaths, etc ) happens to me all the time.  I get the vision/thought completely out of the blue,  or get it through a dream, then I just wait for the phone call that I know is going go come.




LadyEllen -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/28/2006 9:56:12 AM)

I have the uncanny ability, when putting up shelves, to find engineering bricks (real hard), plaster that blows straight off the wall and electric cables with my drill.

First time. Now if thats not a useless superpower, what is?

E




mnottertail -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/28/2006 10:00:02 AM)

I am unparalleled in the endeavors of stubbing my toes, and ever since going bald, standing up into the edges of open cupboard doors.

Ron

the useless superpower portion being I can look very masterly while doing so.




darchChylde -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/28/2006 10:15:26 AM)

i have the incredible ability to have total strangers tell me their life stories, this comes with the curse that i seriously attract submissive women




littlekitten1 -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/28/2006 10:30:28 AM)

Oh my other superpower is to forget everything... i forget simple tasks, where I've put things, n stuff like that.... Might not be so useful in a D/s relationship :S




Sinergy -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 11:34:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: littlekitten1

Oh my other superpower is to forget everything... i forget simple tasks, where I've put things, n stuff like that.... Might not be so useful in a D/s relationship :S


I know who is calling a few seconds before the phone rings.





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