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mnottertail -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 11:36:40 AM)

AH HA!  But I know who is calling a few seconds after.  Which is more useless?




pinkkeith -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 11:37:25 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

I was gonna say my dick gets hard whenever I see a pretty girl, but you people seem to be way beyond me.


I can one up ya, it happens when I see hot looking guys too. [:)]



LadyEllen -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 11:41:06 AM)

I know who I'm calling, a few seconds before I dial

E



LaTigresse -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 11:48:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

I know who is calling a few seconds before the phone rings.




Yeah but, I can actually MAKE someone call me by thinking about them!



mnottertail -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 11:49:26 AM)

Jesus, I didn't know that phone superpowers were so common among kinksters.

Ron



juliaoceania -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 11:56:11 AM)

I can severely contort my fingers to appear like a fan or a turkey, depending on your PoV, and this truly is a useless superpower



TreSwank -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 11:56:51 AM)

I possess the much-coveted ability to make women think I'm an asshole within fifteen seconds of an initial meeting, AND I kind of think it's cool.  This superpower won't get you laid, but your friends will get a kick out of it.



MagiksSlave -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 12:01:34 PM)

I have the uncanny ability to say exactly the wrong thing at exactly the write time!!!!

Magik's slave



pinkkeith -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 12:12:52 PM)

No one can see me when people don't look at me.



mnottertail -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 12:14:19 PM)

There was a guy on mystery men that was like that.  Invisible boy.




MagiksSlave -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 3:10:49 PM)

Oh and I can confuse any person with my spelling they call me Miss Spell!!!

(like in my above post I put write instead of right!!)

Magik's slave



crouchingtigress -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 3:13:57 PM)

Miss Spell....cute....same initials too....
 
i think we all could form one hell of a crime fighting tem.



MagiksSlave -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 3:22:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

Miss Spell....cute....same initials too....
 
i think we all could form one hell of a crime fighting tem.


((giggles))
Oh yeah.. I pitty the fool that crosses us!!!

Magik's Slave



Killbotsgirl -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 4:05:23 PM)

my power would be is that i can hear dead people



LotusSong -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 4:28:11 PM)

I have just recently discovered I can fart the alphabet... an blame it on the dog.
 
 
 
 
                                                (I have NO class! ROFL!)



Killbotsgirl -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 4:31:39 PM)

i can let one off and blame the gas oven



darchChylde -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 5:27:31 PM)

i can fart and blame it on the asshole behind me



zammer -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 7:53:12 PM)

My useless super power is that i can hear a quote from a James Bond movie and give  you the
title.  Yes, I have no life.





ShreveportMaster -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 7:55:12 PM)

I can fart and need no one to balme it on, as the ones nearby are all dead![:'(]

I feel a great disturbance..Ppppppppppfffbfbfbfbfbfbfbbtbtttttttt!...Nevermind



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/29/2006 8:15:47 PM)

I didnt realize there were so many talented people here!!!  I guess farting IS an art.  [:D]



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