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mistoferin -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 10:58:45 AM)

Dammit....I think my dog has been reading the collarme boards and is trying to Dom me into taking him out...lol.



mnottertail -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:00:37 AM)

Pickled Hard boiled eggs, pickled herring, pickled pigs feet, pickled turkey gizzards, all of these mellowing and aromatic agents are essential to the au de' Twalette........

It ain't real unless sombody pukes..........

Ron



gooddogbenji -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:02:21 AM)

Hell, add in fire play, and blue angels become kinky.

Not that they were ever all too vanilla.

Yours,


benji



ToGiveDivine -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:02:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

The key to fart domination must lie in having an adequate supply of horrifyingly bad wind.

Suggested recipe for maintaining superiority in this demanding field;

8 pints of real ale - to be drunk freely throughout the day
1 box of All Bran and a dozen past best boiled eggs (preferably pickled) - breakfast
1 vindaloo curry - lunch
1 Chinese chicken curry - evening meal
1 bowl of fruit - treats through the day
1 box of diarrhea cure tablets, to allow the whole lot to ferment a day or so before release

WARNING - do not smoke whilst on this diet
LEGAL DISCLAIMER - no liability will be accepted for death or injury resulting from explosions or catastrophic failure of any part of the digestive tract of any person following this diet, nor for death or injury occasioned to others by it.
E



You've put WAY TOO MUCH thought into this ;-)



simplyangelic1 -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:04:10 AM)

I don't come to the boards often but when I do, I learn something new.  Roman showers?  I wish now I didn't know about this kink but if it makes someone happy, I guess more power to them.  I've just added a new limit.

I'll keep the fart domination in mind the next time Sir dutch ovens me.  LOL



LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:04:17 AM)

Prissy girly made up women doing nasty stuff (spitting, farting, eating messily, etc) is actually not that uncommon for a kink.



LadyEllen -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:04:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Pickled Hard boiled eggs, pickled herring, pickled pigs feet, pickled turkey gizzards, all of these mellowing and aromatic agents are essential to the au de' Twalette........

It ain't real unless sombody pukes..........

Ron


We do things differently in the UK Ron; the true test is similar to the old way of testing beer - the beer tester would sit in a puddle of the beer, and whether he stuck or not determined whether the beer passed.

In the field of fart-testing, one sits on a polished surface and lets loose. Again, whether one sticks or not, determines whether the gas passes. Extra points for taking the sheen off the surface.

E



LadyEllen -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:05:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ToGiveDivine

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

The key to fart domination must lie in having an adequate supply of horrifyingly bad wind.

Suggested recipe for maintaining superiority in this demanding field;

8 pints of real ale - to be drunk freely throughout the day
1 box of All Bran and a dozen past best boiled eggs (preferably pickled) - breakfast
1 vindaloo curry - lunch
1 Chinese chicken curry - evening meal
1 bowl of fruit - treats through the day
1 box of diarrhea cure tablets, to allow the whole lot to ferment a day or so before release

WARNING - do not smoke whilst on this diet
LEGAL DISCLAIMER - no liability will be accepted for death or injury resulting from explosions or catastrophic failure of any part of the digestive tract of any person following this diet, nor for death or injury occasioned to others by it.
E



You've put WAY TOO MUCH thought into this ;-)


TGD; you dont grow up in a house with 3 brothers, without knowing all there is to know about toilet humour!

E



mnottertail -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:06:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross

Prissy girly made up women doing nasty stuff (spitting, farting, eating messily, etc) is actually not that uncommon for a kink.


Hey, LA....remember that one guy who came on here and wanted to watch a woman butcher something?

exactly like she said. (Above) big, huge kink. 

Ron



Aileen68 -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:06:31 AM)

You all forgot the pasta fazoooool!



BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:11:12 AM)

Add a large, greasy side of onion rings...... [8|]



DiurnalVampire -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:11:28 AM)

*note to self  create new hard limit, stock cabinet with Bean-o

DV



eyesopened -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:14:05 AM)

i am still laughing (i don't care who you are.... farts are funny).

my daughter confessed to me that her husband (yes, they are in their early 20s) claims ownership of everyone and every thing in their (His) house by farting on it.  The dogs, the car, a new chair, a new car, and yes, even the baby.. my son-in-law has "claimed" everything in his domain. Now, this isn't an on-going thing or a real fetish, it's just some kind of guy-thing he does.



MasterFireMaam -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:17:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: onestandingstill

A Dom accidentally farting when giving him head would be a gross enough concept

I've actually had this happen...with my second husband. It was not intentional on his part and more funny than gross, but my knee-jerk reaction was to slap it. So, I dunno if I was laughing about the fart or about him rolling around. *chuckle*

Master Fire



LadyEllen -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:25:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: eyesopened

i am still laughing (i don't care who you are.... farts are funny).

my daughter confessed to me that her husband (yes, they are in their early 20s) claims ownership of everyone and every thing in their (His) house by farting on it.  The dogs, the car, a new chair, a new car, and yes, even the baby.. my son-in-law has "claimed" everything in his domain. Now, this isn't an on-going thing or a real fetish, it's just some kind of guy-thing he does.



That reminds me of an old story my dad told me.

A guy is eating his lunch at work, but suddenly has to run to the bathroom. Suspecting his colleagues will eat his food, he leaves a note "this is mine and just so you know, I spat on it", thinking that that will deter them.

He finishes his business and returns to his lunch. Only to find another note written below his; "so did I"

E



MmakeMme -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:33:55 AM)

I cannot imagine taking a Farter seriously - it would be cause for hysterics. Color me sophomoric.



LadyEllen -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 12:04:47 PM)

?

I was sure there was way more amusement to be had from this thread yet? But its all gone quiet - an SBD brewing perhaps in the background?

Or am I just the most immature member on CM?

E



LotusSong -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 12:07:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RiotGirl

 fart domination,


This is also known as Brown thunder.
 
This is how it works:
 
Domme drinks bear, eats baked beens- methane gas builds. FART-- repeat
 
(this was learned by observing the Doms on a Superbowl Sunday in 1966)



mnottertail -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 12:13:20 PM)

And everytime you hear the auburn thunder;
you turn around before the lightning strikes.......


I got a million of 'em folks.

Jimmy Durante



Missokyst -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 12:16:13 PM)

OMG you are an EVIL woman!
<backs away quickly, gas mask in hand>
Kyst

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

The key to fart domination must lie in having an adequate supply of horrifyingly bad wind.

Suggested recipe for maintaining superiority in this demanding field;

8 pints of real ale - to be drunk freely throughout the day
1 box of All Bran and a dozen past best boiled eggs (preferably pickled) - breakfast
1 vindaloo curry - lunch
1 Chinese chicken curry - evening meal
1 bowl of fruit - treats through the day
1 box of diarrhea cure tablets, to allow the whole lot to ferment a day or so before release

WARNING - do not smoke whilst on this diet
LEGAL DISCLAIMER - no liability will be accepted for death or injury resulting from explosions or catastrophic failure of any part of the digestive tract of any person following this diet, nor for death or injury occasioned to others by it.
E




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