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LotusSong -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 12:17:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion I am the one with horrible gas not daddy, thanks giving something kept making me fart like mad and daddy had me laughing and in tears picking on me for farting in bed all evening later in our room. Then you should love this one, Feline :) http://members.cox.net/lotussong/Farting_In_Bed.wmv (I don't keep these up on my webspace for more than a week due to limited space..so look quick and copy for your playlists :)

raiken -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 12:19:14 PM)
This one time i played with master, he farted while bending over to get something and it stunk so bad i was giggling through my gag...and so he walks out and closes the door...arrrgghhh...it was one of those silent creepers and then he comes back in and says, ~a slave has to enjoy everything about her master, even his smelly farts" we didn't get into seriously playing for about a half hour...i couldn't stop giggling and complaining for some fresh air...~silly me

LotusSong -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 12:23:44 PM)
It's only funny until someone puts an eye out :)

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 12:25:14 PM)
This reminds me of one of my visits to Nashville. We had been out all day and had fast food for lunch. Stopped by blockbuster for movies and popcorn. I have a cast iron stomach, so I was fine. He wasnt so lucky. I did eventualy threaten to cork him, so we didnt have to deal wiht it anymore. With a completely straight face, he told me if I did, then I would have to explain any shooting deaths that occurred. I nearly fell off the bed laughing. DV

RiotGirl -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 12:29:30 PM)
No, yer not the only one Ellen. I just had to go out for a moment. Now i did wonder if my dog is attempting to dominate me as she always hops on my bed and just lets em rip. Must be trying to "claim" but alas - my Dom has been farting in my bed for YEARS. Fortunetly they arent really stinky - that i notice anyways.. its not the stench that offends me, but rather where he places them. I am massively offended (atleast playfully) that he'll do it when i am cuddled up to his back. Not only is he blowing them in my direction, but he's blowing them on me. pregnancy rocks.. i've better ammo then him now! <wonders if it'll fly to threaten him with it> He did try and tell me that i need to stop it but i discussed the fact that its not my fault.. and ::sigh:: there is shit he can do about it. nanner! P.S. i'm getting tired so my humour is passing with the wind

mnottertail -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 12:39:55 PM)
my new nick for you is gonna be fartblossom Ron

LadyEllen -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 12:46:20 PM)
You know how they said that horses sweat, gentlemen perspire and ladies glow? Would this mean that; Horses fart Gentlemen effervesce and Ladies keep a dog ? E

slaveMastery -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 1:02:42 PM)
I am dying over here people...this thread is too much!! And to make matters worse, I had bran flakes for breakfast, cabbage soup (borsch) for lunch and am now laughing uncontrollably - which means I had to shut the door on my office to at least keep the sound in. Alas, it also locked the smell in and I just had to steal my secretary's scented candle. Try to find a plausible reason for THAT... sheesh

RiotGirl -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 1:05:09 PM)
if you call me that - i'll come over under the disguise of giving you head and instead lay out a few killers and then slip out the door leaving you gassed and confused

childoftheshadow -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 1:25:34 PM)
Oh goodness, you learn something new every day. Can't say it's a kink I would like to explore, but this thread has given me a good laugh on an otherwise bleak day. Thank you for that. - shadow

slavemaia -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 1:26:45 PM)
Give me a break - OY - what next?

mnottertail -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 1:28:10 PM)
OH Magnificent Christ............ can I have you? Ron

LaTigresse -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 1:31:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail OH Magnificent Christ............ can I have you? Ron Bonking Ron over the head with something really heavy....." ohhhhhhh noooooo, MINE!" said the naughty, lascivious, drooling, old lady.

LadyEllen -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 1:34:40 PM)
Yeah? Well she's in London; so I guess that gives us Brits a head start on you (for once)! Unless you've been on the diet I recommended and have personal rocket propulsion on your side, we'll be smoking before you've packed your cases! E

childoftheshadow -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 1:35:27 PM)
Um, perhaps I should quietly back out of this thread and hope for the best [;)]

mnottertail -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 1:36:23 PM)
AhHa, but I ain't your average motherfucker, now.................. I read profiles, and she is native american, and at some point will long for her pines. Chief Hole in the Day

LadyEllen -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 1:37:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: childoftheshadow Um, perhaps I should quietly back out of this thread and hope for the best [;)] Oh good grief, dont back out! I bet Ron has a thing for women's backs too, and it could drive him over the edge if he catches sight when you turn around! E PS - I look like that under my clothes too. Honest.

LaTigresse -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 1:39:29 PM)
But but but, I have yet to use my womanly wiles. Speaking of backs, necks, cute lil tummys.......oh my.

childoftheshadow -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 1:40:33 PM)
Well, it is a pretty nice back if I do say so myself.

childoftheshadow -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 1:41:46 PM)
Wow, didn't sound full of myself there at all did I?

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