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FelinePersuasion -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:41:48 PM)
most those "putties" are called gak it's fowl smelling leaves nasty chemical feel but it's awful delightful to make fart noises wth.

SamKeithsslave -> RE: Fart Domination (11/28/2006 11:45:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion most those "putties" are called gak it's fowl smelling leaves nasty chemical feel but it's awful delightful to make fart noises wth. Yep - LOL My ex-mother-in-law once recieved on her birthday this little keyring, it was an old woman (strangely it even looked like her) and when squeezed it farted, a long wet one [:'(]

IndigoEris -> RE: Fart Domination (11/29/2006 12:28:28 AM)
I've been really depressed and this is just what I needed. I'm laughing so hard my chest hurts and my eyes are watering. Thanks all, especially Daddysredhead!

eyesopened -> RE: Fart Domination (11/29/2006 2:28:42 AM)
This thread is just too funny! no farting at work?? Way back when i worked in a copy/print shop with two young men barely 20. One morning before the shop opened to the public, the two jumped up on a work table and in unison said "Time to light up your morning!" and proceeded to ignite a fart each! Seeing blue-orange flame eminating from their jeans was too much. It's a visual that will never leave me. At the same shop, one of those fine young men would come up to the customer counter while i was waiting on a customer, pretend to examine the day's print orders, drop a Silent But Deadly and walk away leaving me, the customer, and the stench.

LadyEllen -> RE: Fart Domination (11/29/2006 2:37:49 AM)
Public Service Announcement - Fart putty - be careful with it. Its OK when its new, but a few months later it starts deteriorating and will stick to hands and everything else and stain just about anything. Now, back to today's episode of The Windy City E

SamKeithsslave -> RE: Fart Domination (11/29/2006 2:46:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: eyesopened At the same shop, one of those fine young men would come up to the customer counter while i was waiting on a customer, pretend to examine the day's print orders, drop a Silent But Deadly and walk away leaving me, the customer, and the stench. ROFL! I wonder if he was related to this kid I used to catch a train with when I was in college? Once on a very quiet train he farted very VERY loudly, he looked at me and blocking his nose yelled "Awww SAM!! Thats stinks!" I was laughing too hard to be able to deny it.

LaTigresse -> RE: Fart Domination (11/29/2006 7:41:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: childoftheshadow around here, if someone feels the need to pass gas, they yell "in coming" and let it go. . . and depending on how much we've been drinking we rate them on a scale of 1-10 My kinda woman.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Fart Domination (11/29/2006 6:54:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: IndigoEris I've been really depressed and this is just what I needed. I'm laughing so hard my chest hurts and my eyes are watering. Thanks all, especially Daddysredhead! You are so very welcome, IE... the nut house is always open for a laugh or two... [:D]

LotusSong -> RE: Fart Domination (11/29/2006 7:03:18 PM)
*Fart gone wrong... terribly wrong!* http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZBC7-hw1OhU

LotusSong -> RE: Fart Domination (11/29/2006 7:13:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion most those "putties" are called gak it's fowl smelling leaves nasty chemical feel but it's awful delightful to make fart noises wth. oh POOH!!! (oops.. excuse me)

SamKeithsslave -> RE: Fart Domination (11/29/2006 7:20:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong *Fart gone wrong... terribly wrong!* http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZBC7-hw1OhU oh Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! lol

LotusSong -> RE: Fart Domination (11/29/2006 7:34:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SamKeithsslave quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong *Fart gone wrong... terribly wrong!* http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZBC7-hw1OhU oh Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! lol These guys just HAD to get a fart thread going :) (I've got a whole library of fart vids. My favorite is the "Farting Preacher" (there's two of them). Just go to youtube.com, type in 'farting preacher' and enjoy!

SamKeithsslave -> RE: Fart Domination (11/29/2006 9:33:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong These guys just HAD to get a fart thread going :) (I've got a whole library of fart vids. My favorite is the "Farting Preacher" (there's two of them). Just go to youtube.com, type in 'farting preacher' and enjoy! Hmmmmm.................... dare I do it? [sm=confused.gif]

LotusSong -> RE: Fart Domination (11/30/2006 7:22:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SamKeithsslave quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong These guys just HAD to get a fart thread going :) (I've got a whole library of fart vids. My favorite is the "Farting Preacher" (there's two of them). Just go to youtube.com, type in 'farting preacher' and enjoy! Hmmmmm.................... dare I do it? [sm=confused.gif] Yes. But you'll never watch Benny Hinn the same way again. (hmm..I wonder if his come-over fluffs up on one side when he does ?)

FelinePersuasion -> RE: Fart Domination (12/5/2006 11:26:43 PM)
how bout the guy that lites his ass on fire on accident.:))

MadameMonique -> RE: Fart Domination (12/6/2006 2:02:23 AM)
OMG !!!! What a ripper thread. Too funny !

luv2smellfarts -> RE: Fart Domination (1/6/2007 8:14:24 AM)
now I like this thread for some reason !

griffn -> RE: Fart Domination (1/6/2007 8:20:42 AM)
I suppose that would make the submissive a fart smeller. LOL

luv2smellfarts -> RE: Fart Domination (1/6/2007 1:32:08 PM)
a fart smeller is a smart feller [:D]

CreativeDominant -> RE: Fart Domination (1/6/2007 3:37:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz I laughed so hard I almost spit out My coffee when I read the thread title, LOL. Can't say that I've ever done that one, nor would I ever want to. I thought it might mean dominating old farts, and I wouldn't want to do that either. Lady Topaz Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Us old farts are O.K....whether dominant or submissive....[&:]

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