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I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:15:58 AM   
TreSwank


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Status: offline 		    This morning I woke up with an exceptionally bothersome hard-on.  Most regular folks like to make that disconcerting transition from unconsciousness to full awareness via alarm-clock, or natural sunlight.  On the other hand, my personal internal clock is regulated by the frequency of blood-flow to the spongy-tissue inside of my beautifully symmetrical, aesthetically pleasing, yet oddly humble pleasure-craft. 

    Lots of things give me hard ons: big white-trash asses, women's tears, humiliation, spanking,  braces (bling-bling), choking, golden showers, rim-jobs, etc.
Whenever I venture to watch pornography (pretty damn frequently), I get hard from imagining that each comely actress doesn't really want to stick that bulbous throbber in her mouth, but needs the money to support a ravenous cocaine habit or feed her hungry kids.  The more reluctant the actress seems, the more my man-gland hardens up.  If a porno-star were to have a full emotional breakdown in the middle of a scene, I'd probably blow my load without having to touch my penis at all.

    I think that there may very well be a direct correlation between the consumption of red meat and the frequency of my hard-ons.  Sometimes, when I'm in Stop and Shop, or the Big Y,  I'll get an erection while perusing through aisles of cube-steak or ground beef.  I figure that the most rational explanation for this would be the Algonquian "wolf" manitou, whispering sweet nothings in my ear........................"hunt and copulate".  It makes me want to rip off my clothes and howl on the house-intercom, sporting my hard-on like a Medal of Honor. 

   Hard-ons are the reason that being a man is good. 
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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:17:42 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		thankyou so very much for sharing that information. I now feel I can go on with the day knowing you had such a hard on....


















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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:18:47 AM   
TreSwank


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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:19:32 AM   
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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:20:03 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:20:47 AM   
TreSwank


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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:22:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		And i adore your PSA's. Thank you God for 22 year old boys!

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:28:10 AM   
FelinePersuasion


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Status: offline 		When don't men ever get hard ons( giggling)

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:30:25 AM   
TreSwank


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Status: offline 		Yeah.  Being "deep" is way over-rated.  I LOVE being controlled by base biological imperatives.  It makes me feel GOOD.

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:36:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		treeswank, well it's been my experince with some guys hard ons are always around except the moment you have need for said hard on hehe or in my case lately they're 2 hours away unable to make last minute drive just to satisfy my craving for hard cock, while I am here just aching away all alone lol.

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:37:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		Did you type all that with just the one hand??  Wow.. :)

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:42:56 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		he's pretty talented doing that one hand thing

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:46:05 AM   
TreSwank


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Did you type all that with just the one hand??  Wow.. :)


Well-how many chances in one day do you really get to mention natural sunlight, Algonquian wolf spirits, cocaine, the merits of red-meat, and pornography in one discussion?

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:51:09 AM   
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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 9:53:47 AM   
FelinePersuasion


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Status: offline 		I type with one hand everyday all day, two fingers on that one hand even, horny whacking off up to no good? nope it's just how I learned to typer in the most effective way, the old  fingers on home row go from there shit never worked for me.

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 11:12:47 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Did you type all that with just the one hand??  Wow.. :)


Well-how many chances in one day do you really get to mention natural sunlight, Algonquian wolf spirits, cocaine, the merits of red-meat, and pornography in one discussion?


I am a longshoreman.  Sounds like my typical day at the office.

Sinergy

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 11:28:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		Thank you very much Tre!!!

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 1:18:09 PM   
Aileen68


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Just another reason why I prefer younger men.

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 2:02:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

Well-how many chances in one day do you really get to mention natural sunlight, Algonquian wolf spirits, cocaine, the merits of red-meat, and pornography in one discussion?


Tre, I have a suspicion that it would not be a stretch to have such well-rounded conversations with you at any given time. Throw in some bail money and it would be a perfect evening.

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RE: I Love My Hard-Ons - 11/29/2006 2:10:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		 Sometimes, when I'm in Stop and Shop, or the Big Y,  I'll get an erection while perusing through aisles of cube-steak or ground beef.

Funny you should mention this - raw meat makes me horny too. My friends will not take me to the butchers or meat market because i just laugh for all the time we are there due to my unexplainanble horna t the sight of raw meat.

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