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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/5/2006 5:25:49 PM   
gooddogbenji


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It's on loan to me from Canadian Leatherman 05-06 Shawn Carroll.  He's my big brother, so it's ok if I use it.  I swear.

And threatening to call the mounties on ME, of all people (with the cop/uniform fixation) is like throwing chocolate at LaTigresse!  Bring it on, benji.


Actually, I did the Chocolate throwing thing.  Worked well.

So, how about this:  You give me a decent beating, with lots of bruising.  I call the mounties.  They show up at your place, you do whatever needs to get done, and everyone is happy?

Well, except defiantbadgirl.  For her, you can tell her how you tied up the Cops.

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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/5/2006 5:31:50 PM   
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I don't even want to think about what type of 'chocolate' you were throwing benji....
 
As for other ideas of tying houdini up.... why not tie him in whatever manner you currently favour, then place his hand on a board and flogg/crop it until he's screaming in absolute agony and can barely move his fingers. Then continue onto the other hand. When he's done snivelling, calmly explain to him that should he manage to untie himself, next time you'll use a ballpeen hammer. Perhaps you could have one handy and give him a little wee tap on the knuckle to show you're serious.
 
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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/5/2006 5:32:57 PM   
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As for Benji, we need to keep some perspective - he's not always pissing on people's parades; he also offers insights and valuable contributions on many threads. The key with Benji is either to ignore him or piss back twice as hard, but the latter is a difficult feat to pull off. One thing is for sure, he isnt going to leave, and the more anyone picks on him, the more he will piss. He's not a bad person (or dog) though.

The thing is, as I recall, he DIDN'T have her situation wrong at all.  Sure, it came out a bit catty (er, dog should work on that) but in the end, it was spot on: what she was doing with this chap wasn't working.


Hey! Diplomacy is my middle name, didnt you know? It doesnt do to tell the truth - one has to tell a truth which is good for all sides.

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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/5/2006 6:01:20 PM   
MisPandora


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
So, how about this:  You give me a decent beating, with lots of bruising.  I call the mounties.  They show up at your place, you do whatever needs to get done, and everyone is happy?

I'd be happy to oblige.  My passport is current too.  I'll even take notes.  How's that for obliging?

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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/5/2006 6:03:21 PM   
MisPandora


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ORIGINAL: DiamondOrchid

I don't even want to think about what type of 'chocolate' you were throwing benji....
 
As for other ideas of tying houdini up.... why not tie him in whatever manner you currently favour, then place his hand on a board and flogg/crop it until he's screaming in absolute agony and can barely move his fingers. Then continue onto the other hand. When he's done snivelling, calmly explain to him that should he manage to untie himself, next time you'll use a ballpeen hammer. Perhaps you could have one handy and give him a little wee tap on the knuckle to show you're serious.
 
D.

That's hot.  I'd actually use something a little more harsh than a ball pein hammer.  He'd get a ruler to the palms/fingers (those dastardly things that untie the ropes) and then be threatened with vice grips and a large wooden mallet. 

"Wanna hold still now?"

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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/5/2006 6:04:02 PM   
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Excellent!  You're quite nice for a Domme.  Are you sure you're not an HNG, posing very well as a Domme?

Just a thought, could be wrong, etc.

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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/5/2006 6:10:47 PM   
MisPandora


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Excellent!  You're quite nice for a Domme.  Are you sure you're not an HNG, posing very well as a Domme?

Just a thought, could be wrong, etc.

Yours,
benji

Nope.  Actually, I'm just a hungry sadist who enjoys leaving a trail of destruction.  And helping others through education LOL

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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/5/2006 10:50:32 PM   
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Spiffy! Now there's Lady Tiger, Mis Pandora, and Moi all ready to have a go at benji. I vote we use what's left of this sad little thread and post OUR fantasies (realities?) as to what we would do to benji (either as a group or individually).
 
I don't want to be greedy so.... anyone care to post now? I'll give you until I can't see straight anymore, then I'll post something. If there happens to be spelling errors, I don't care, so don't bother telling me.
 

Badly used exam whore.

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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/5/2006 10:54:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MisPandora


They have to be able to at least speak proper english, eh?


Not really.........that can be taught. 

They need to look appealing and healthy: muscular and lean.

Im sure you know what i mean.

No one likes frumpy, unhealthy looking pups. 

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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/6/2006 12:03:19 AM   
Mikal


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Sorry benji, I couldn't come up with anything new.  Better luck later, with Lady Tiger or Mis Pandora.

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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/6/2006 12:30:02 AM   
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Why not just go to some nice warm beach, bury houdini up to his head? The face and ears are sensitive enough for torture , and it doesn't really matter how much he flexes or stretches when being buried in sand. Besides, his mouth is then at the perfect hight for toe sucking .
 
D.


If you're going to the beach make sure you bring along some fish to smear on him and maybe some wonderbread for his ears. Those pesky seagulls just love their wonderbread.

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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/6/2006 12:32:16 AM   
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Hey!!!!!  "Eh" is a Canadian thing, and I will have to call the Mounties on you if you keep using it again.

Yours,
benji


Benji didn't we tell you to not threaten us with the mount me's anymore? Humping things gets you the rolled newspaper.

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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/6/2006 1:29:07 AM   
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1. Learn and implement safe suspension.  People don't like to escape when they are not in touch with terra firma, unless they are very very stupid.

2. Attach each wrist securely enough to each bicep.  If the knots are out of grasp all they can do is flail around like an oompa loompa.  It really works on little squirmy girls of 110 lbs and big cocky bodybuilders alike.


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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/6/2006 2:24:40 AM   
lunamor


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Handcuffs and a Humbler would do the trick, I'm sure.

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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/6/2006 12:14:22 PM   
DiamondOrchid


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If you're going to the beach make sure you bring along some fish to smear on him and maybe some wonderbread for his ears. Those pesky seagulls just love their wonderbread.

Excellent idea! Depending on the beach, crabs may frequent the sand as well... be sure to bring extra body jewelry incase a pincer goes through some flesh.
 
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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/7/2006 6:08:43 AM   
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My sub is always teasing me because I can't keep him tied up. I thought I finally had the perfect plan. During our last session, I tied him spread eagle on my bed face down. I taped his fingers together, put socks over his hands, tied his hands with rope, then put duct tape over the rope. His feet were tied with rope and tape. He was gagged with my thong and 3 pieces of tape. He was also blindfolded with duct tape. I stepped outside for 5 minutes to smoke a cigarette and when I came in, he was sitting on my couch. How can a domme keep a male sub from escaping?


What you need:

3 heavy-weight zip ties long enough to go around both ankles at once (you can get them at the hardware store and most auto parts stores)
2 broom handles (make sure they're longer than his armspan)
2 golf balls (wiffle is fine, it's about size)
Duct Tape
Scissors (for when you're finished, and possibly for the duct tape)

What you do:

Put a golf ball in each hand, have him make a fist around it, and then duct tape his hands that way.
Have him kneel.
Zip tie his ankles together.
Count to ten, slowly.
Tighten the zip tie again if there's any slack (he'll probably have stopped flexing at this point).
Have him extend both arms like a T.
Lay one of the broom handles across his shoulders.
Bring his wrists around the top to the front, so the broom handle is held on his shoulders by his arms (envision the two-buckets-on-a-stick scenario).
Ziptie around each wrist AND the broomhandle (so he's tied to it at both ends).
Count to ten, slowly.
Tighten as needed.
Slide the other broom handle in from the top, vertically.  It goes between his back and the "crossbar", and then tucks between his ankles under the ziptie.

Cheap, and effective.
I'll be interested to hear if he gets out of it, and if so, how.

Edit:  You'll want to check his hands and feet pretty regularly to make sure he's still getting good blood flow.  Also, if you make a notch in the 'crossbar' broom handle where his wrists will be, the zip tie will fit into the groove and he won't be able to slide his arms along the handle.  You can do this with a nail file if you don't have a more suitable tool.

As far as gagging him, instead, try one of those big bells they put on holiday decorations (try any craft store).  Stick the bell in his mouth.  If he spits out the bell, it's like calling a safeword, which means you'll immediately release him from his bonds.  If he wants to be bound, he's not gonna want to do that.  And it's hard to speak with bells in your mouth.  *wink*

Now, as for the submissive teasing the domme about how ineffective she is?  That's disrespect and should be addressed separately.

< Message edited by sugarcoatedscamp -- 12/7/2006 6:16:29 AM >


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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/7/2006 6:29:37 AM   
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Hello Defiant Bad Girl,

You had some great advice here.  Please let us know how it's going with him.  Enquiring minds want to know if it any of it worked.

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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/7/2006 7:16:04 AM   
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sugarcoated - I just love that!

Wonder who I can get to volunteer for a trial run.....?

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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/7/2006 7:37:33 AM   
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my god....you people sure are creative! 
 
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RE: help......my sub thinks he's Houdini - 12/7/2006 7:42:08 AM   
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Aren't they wonderful?  I love the advice posts in this thread. 

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