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RedSavageSlave -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 7:49:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

There might actually be women out there who LIKE anal sex, but where are the sweet little chicadees that PREFER butt lovin' to the alternative?



*raises hand* 

Uhmm ..... ME?




crouchingtigress -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 8:41:13 PM)

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=3341&nsfwfs=yes

c'mon you guys dont you think that is hillarious....




mskathy39 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 9:02:12 PM)

Hell tre,
  I learned about sex giving blowjobs and taking it up the ass. It was the way to have sex without getting pregnant that drew me to it. I used to prefer that and giving blowjobs. The guy who taught me was about 9 inches and fairly thin, so there was no real discomfort. As I have grow older I have come to not enjoy it as much.




mskathy39 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 9:04:19 PM)

Crouchingtigress,

  I've seen and heard that somewhere else, but yes it is awesome.





juliaoceania -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 10:06:44 PM)

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Do you take it in the ass?


Yes

quote:

On average, how many times per annum do you indulge in anal-intercourse? 


Not many times, although that has been changing the more time I spend with my Daddy

quote:

If your boyfriend wanted butt-sex, and you weren't too keen on the idea, what could he say to change your mind? 


There would be nothing he could say if it was a limit I have, but it is not a limit for me.

quote:

What are the measurements of the largest rod you've ever had in your poop-chute? 


None of your business[:D]

quote:

Have you ever had a bowel movement while engaging in anal sex?



That depends on how one would classify "bowel movement", I do the enema thing most of the time before engaging in anal.




juliaoceania -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 10:17:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

i personally have never been into anal sex; as even with lube, that particular entry has always been way too tight for comfort... and i'm not sure i would want to be with a woman who wasn't too tight there

and why go looking for other ports of call when there is already a perfectly servicable dock right around the corner?


Because your partner would have unbelievable orgasms that would flip her lid because you talked her into trying out a different port of call.




TreSwank -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 11:49:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RedSavageSlave

quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

There might actually be women out there who LIKE anal sex, but where are the sweet little chicadees that PREFER butt lovin' to the alternative?



*raises hand* 

Uhmm ..... ME?


That old adage is right: All the good ones are already taken!!!!!




Mikal -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 11:54:29 PM)

Yep, had anal sex. Prefer it for the subs. I'm not in a relationship currently, so the number of times is zilch. If I don't want to do something, particularily sexual, it won't be done. Lenght/girth is none of your business unless you are dating me. You aren't so.... outta luck.




missturbation -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/6/2006 7:30:55 AM)

I don't do that bum thing [;)]




mnottertail -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/6/2006 7:32:43 AM)

bummer.....................................




saphira1 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/6/2006 7:33:11 AM)

ewww no i dont indulge or let my partners indulge in fudge packing




missturbation -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/6/2006 7:34:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

bummer.....................................


Ah but for my God i may make an exception [:)]




saphira1 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/6/2006 7:35:53 AM)

lol vanilla i know im new but i have never been called vanilla




RedSavageSlave -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/6/2006 7:55:58 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

quote:

ORIGINAL: RedSavageSlave

quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

There might actually be women out there who LIKE anal sex, but where are the sweet little chicadees that PREFER butt lovin' to the alternative?



*raises hand* 

Uhmm ..... ME?


That old adage is right: All the good ones are already taken!!!!!


gee thanks cutie...

but to be honest.. sometimes we are not taken.. we are simply tired of weeding dipshits out so we put enigmatic comments on our profile to see if anything marginally intelligent comes of it.  [8|]




NYneko87 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/6/2006 9:15:02 AM)

I do indeed take it in the ass, and I enjoy it immensely. Per annum? Lots. He could beg... or bat his beautiful eyes at me, at which I nearly always cave... and he's the biggest guy I've ever had do me in the ass. He's about 7 3/4" long, but he's almost as big around as my wrist. 

:]




Bearlee -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/6/2006 9:46:45 AM)



Dang!





t3nth0usandv0lts -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/6/2006 9:51:35 AM)

Yah. And get this - he was taken aback when we told him he needed to start using Magnum XL's. Didn't know what we were talking about.




TreSwank -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/6/2006 10:25:43 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NYneko87

I do indeed take it in the ass, and I enjoy it immensely.
:]


I really dig it when my post's reponses are given "Job Interview" style.  Dude - I can just see her now, shuffling through papers, going "Well.......yes indeed.  I DO HAVE written letters of recommendation from previous partners as pertains to my backdoor experience, Mr. Troubletrousers  Take note of the fancy letterhead and verbose diction; that means I was GOOOOOOOOOD!!  Can I get a whoop-whoop? (Insert awkward pause)  No, I apologize, Mr. Troubletrousers......I know that was unprofessional........totally unlike me.  It has to be that insidious Black Entertainment Television.  Oh my, I think I need my smelling salts"




Rumtiger -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/6/2006 3:15:29 PM)

What
The
Fuck?

I post one little question while hammered that actually has some practical usage from it's answers and i'm almost eaten alive [not in the good way] and Tre fucking asks every female on the boards about how often they enjoy sampling the chocolate easter bunny and he gets nice cheerful laughs and niceness and even gets some yummies out of Aileen?

Man...to hell with the lot of ya.




TreSwank -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/6/2006 3:24:51 PM)

Sometimes it helps to temper the effect of insolence if you use deadpan sarcasm.  Chicks dig that, I think.




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