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TreSwank -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 12:01:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank I have to ask the question, "Is the Backdoor Betty, indeed a reality?" Is there hope for those individuals whose earthly Elysium lies in the backdoor of womankind? Do cows moo? I became pretty darn discouraged after reading a Cosmo survey that revealed the following unfortunate results: of the 48% of women who engaged in anal sex, 0% of those surveyed actually enjoyed the act to any great extent. Nothing has brought me closer to tears since watching a film called "Where the Red Fern Grows" in the third grade. There might actually be women out there who LIKE anal sex, but where are the sweet little chicadees that PREFER butt lovin' to the alternative?

lateralist1 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 12:03:51 PM)
Surely everyone knows that an anal orgasm is much better than a clit or vaginal. When you combine all three it's the best. By the way the size doesn't matter. It's just what you get used to I think. It was on telly the other day. It's the same for a man as has been stated. Watch out the vanilla world are catching on lets all go to the edge shall we and stop mucking about talking about kinky sex.

Aileen68 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 12:09:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank I have to ask the question, "Is the Backdoor Betty, indeed a reality?" Is there hope for those individuals whose earthly Elysium lies in the backdoor of womankind? Do cows moo? I became pretty darn discouraged after reading a Cosmo survey that revealed the following unfortunate results: of the 48% of women who engaged in anal sex, 0% of those surveyed actually enjoyed the act to any great extent. Nothing has brought me closer to tears since watching a film called "Where the Red Fern Grows" in the third grade. There might actually be women out there who LIKE anal sex, but where are the sweet little chicadees that PREFER butt lovin' to the alternative? I like it and enjoy it, but I wouldn't want it every single time. Just like I wouldn't always want chocolate ice cream every time. Variety is the spice of life, remember.

TreSwank -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 12:13:04 PM)
Most of the time, when I mention anal sex, alot of women just give me this "Do I REALLY have to?" look, and the slutty ones go along with it all complaisant-like, as if I'd offered them a Snickers bar or asked them to play a hand of Uno. Like most women who feel that deep, heartful disappoint when men fall short of that Bonnie Tyler, "Holding Out for a Hero" ideal, I can't help but to feel pangs of disappointment that girls don't call me just to say: "I was at work today, and all I could think about was how BAD I wanted a throbbing cock in my ass."

Aileen68 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 12:15:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank I can't help but to feel pangs of disappointment that women don't call me just to say: "I was at work today, and all I could think about was how BAD I wanted a throbbing cock in my ass." That's funny...I just sent a text message yesterday that pretty much said that. [;)]

mnottertail -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 12:15:39 PM)
ask the girls at the gym, I would think they are game.

Bearlee -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 12:16:19 PM)
LMAO... I'm with you on this one, Aileen! Ya know, this thread has me thinking. The relationship I was trying for 'petered out' and I've been a bit blue for that. Perhaps I should reconsider, remembering he told me anal sex (on me) was out of the question; he even said he didn't like blow-jobs much...prefering a hand-job. Go figure! I'm quite sure I'm better off... I'd have been moooooooning about for such activities! beverly

TreSwank -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 12:18:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank I can't help but to feel pangs of disappointment that women don't call me just to say: "I was at work today, and all I could think about was how BAD I wanted a throbbing cock in my ass." That's funny...I just sent a text message yesterday that pretty much said that. [;)] I forgot to tell you that my phone is temporarily out of service. Sorry[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m16.gif[/image] (LOL) I almost don't want to see the response to that one.

Aileen68 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 12:21:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank I can't help but to feel pangs of disappointment that women don't call me just to say: "I was at work today, and all I could think about was how BAD I wanted a throbbing cock in my ass." That's funny...I just sent a text message yesterday that pretty much said that. [;)] I forgot to tell you that my phone is temporarily out of service. Sorry[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m16.gif[/image] (LOL) Yeah, but the one I was texting did enjoy that little note.

TreSwank -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 12:27:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank I can't help but to feel pangs of disappointment that women don't call me just to say: "I was at work today, and all I could think about was how BAD I wanted a throbbing cock in my ass." That's funny...I just sent a text message yesterday that pretty much said that. [;)] I forgot to tell you that my phone is temporarily out of service. Sorry[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m16.gif[/image] (LOL) Yeah, but the one I was texting did enjoy that little note. Maybe, but I can tell that you were thinking of the Swankster RIGHT HERE. All kidding aside, those are really good pics.

Bearlee -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 12:30:34 PM)
The Swankster reads Cosmo? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Velly intarestink.

Aileen68 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 12:40:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank Maybe, but I can tell that you were thinking of the Swankster RIGHT HERE. All kidding aside, those are really good pics. Haahahahahahaha. Yeah...you caught me. Definitely you I was longing for. Fucking made me blush.

poplolly -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 12:48:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Bearlee Perhaps I should reconsider, remembering he told me anal sex (on me) was out of the question; he even said he didn't like blow-jobs much...prefering a hand-job. Go figure! OMG, what was wrong with the man? That is just wrong and to deny you these activies is abuse. Abuse, I tell you!!! [;)] LOL

Bearlee -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 12:53:15 PM)
I couldn't agree with you more, poplolly! Can you imagine? Why, a month without that kinda sex is like a month without sunshine! Abused, bearlee

marieToo -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 1:21:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank There might actually be women out there who LIKE anal sex, but where are the sweet little chicadees that PREFER butt lovin' to the alternative? Why does one have to better than the other ? Maybe its a 'mood' thing. This reminds me almost of asking a guy if he likes a blow job better than fucking an ass or cunt.

mnottertail -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 1:23:56 PM)
Fucking DUH?????????????????????

TreSwank -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 1:32:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: marieToo quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank There might actually be women out there who LIKE anal sex, but where are the sweet little chicadees that PREFER butt lovin' to the alternative? Why does one have to better than the other ? Maybe its a 'mood' thing. This reminds me almost of asking a guy if he likes a blow job better than fucking an ass or cunt. And most men could give you a concrete answer, pertinent to their preferred manner of "getting off." I didn't say that anyone "had" to have a specific preference. I just want to find the ones that have "TreSwank friendly" preferences, which are far and in-between.

marieToo -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 1:40:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Fucking DUH????????????????????? lmaoo... Occasionally a really dumb-ass thought will cross my mind.

mnottertail -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 1:42:32 PM)
you know I love your innocence. LOL, Ron

Bearlee -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 1:43:47 PM)
Forgive me Tre, but I wonder if that last realization doesn't have something to do with the experience-level of the women you've been with? I'd say anal sex is not something I'd enjoy with someone the first time I was intimate with them; it's something that takes more time and trust, no? Young women often have to have some time to get the 'dirty' aspect they've grown up believing out of their heads before they can relax enough to enjoy such pleasures. At least some time to figure out it IS a pleasure. That, I would think, takes some time with someone they care about before they'd be able to list it as a pleasure they fully enjoy. ...just a thought beverly

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