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An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. - 12/5/2006 6:43:01 AM   
TreSwank


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Status: offline 		Do you take it in the ass?  On average, how many times per annum do you indulge in anal-intercourse?  If your boyfriend wanted butt-sex, and you weren't too keen on the idea, what could he say to change your mind?   What are the measurements of the largest rod you've ever had in your poop-chute?  Have you ever had a bowel movement while engaging in anal sex?

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 6:46:14 AM   
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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 6:46:35 AM   
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Do you take it in the ass?  On average, how many times per annum do you indulge in anal-intercourse?  If your boyfriend wanted butt-sex, and you weren't too keen on the idea, what could he say to change your mind?

I do.  Not that often, but often enough.  Maybe once a month if that.  I enjoy it, so I don't need to be convinced. 

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 6:48:35 AM   
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Do you take it in the ass?  On average, how many times per annum do you indulge in anal-intercourse?  If your boyfriend wanted butt-sex, and you weren't too keen on the idea, what could he say to change your mind?

I do.  Not that often, but often enough.  Maybe once a month if that.  I enjoy it, so I don't need to be convinced. 


So........how large is the biggest thanga-ma-jig you've ever had up there?   Was it painful?  At any point during this encounter, did you ever start pushing back out of sheer, wanton pleasure?

THE PUBLIC NEEDS ANSWERS AILEEN68!!!  Don't let down the good folks at home, waiting patiently with bated breath for your response.  We need more anal-sex narratives from the woman's perspective!!!

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 6:52:37 AM   
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I'm not telling you all of that.  I'm shy.

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 6:55:51 AM   
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*laughing*
I'm not telling you all of that.  I'm shy.


Aileen68............(TreSwank sits down beside her, and  takes Aileen's hand into his, like a well-loved platonic friend from childhood).  I want you to know that this line of questioning springs from nothing but concern for YOUR needs.  Right now, this isn't about the crowds of horny, mouth-breathing men out there - it's about you, and your feelings.  Let's talk about what improves YOUR quality of life, Aileen68. 

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 7:01:41 AM   
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*laughing*
I'm not telling you all of that.  I'm shy.


Aileen68............(TreSwank sits down beside her, and  takes Aileen's hand into his, like a well-loved platonic friend from childhood).  I want you to know that this line of questioning springs from nothing but concern for YOUR needs.  Right now, this isn't about the crowds of horny, mouth-breathing men out there - it's about you, and your feelings.  Let's talk about what improves YOUR quality of life, Aileen68. 


OMG you are just too funny.
All right.  You wanna know?
Here goes...I like it with a really large cock, at least nine inches.  No lube.
I like it dry dry dry baby!!!  And no easing into it either.  Just ram it in. 
All the way in in one forceful thrust.

edited to add...above mentioned cock should be really really fat and veiny.

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 7:04:41 AM   
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OMG you are just too funny.
All right.  You wanna know?
Here goes...I like it with a really large cock, at least nine inches.  No lube.
I like it dry dry dry baby!!!  And no easing into it either.  Just ram it in. 
All the way in in one forceful thrust.





At least nine inches?  Okay.......I get it- you're exaggerating.  Don't you really mean, "I like it with a really large cock, at least five and a half-inches"?    I mean., if you're gonna take one in the ass, even five and half inches must feel pretty big..................right? 

At least we now know that Aileen's boyfriends can be expected to worship at her Callipygean altar about twelve times a year.  (See post 3)

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 7:11:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		See?  this has always amazed me, if you look at the size of what's coming out, what goes in could be the same size... Admittedly, I like some back I can work with, but Lam has stated that he thinks womens poopies are daintier. And I actually believe alot of what he says.

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 7:11:28 AM   
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OMG you are just too funny.
All right.  You wanna know?
Here goes...I like it with a really large cock, at least nine inches.  No lube.
I like it dry dry dry baby!!!  And no easing into it either.  Just ram it in. 
All the way in in one forceful thrust.





At least nine inches.  Okay.......I get it- you're exaggerating.  Don't you really mean, "I like it with a really large cock, at least five and a half-inches"?  


Of course I'm exaggerating.  Seriously though...if you want to get to that point with your gf start small and make her want it.  When you're fooling around with her use your thumb.  No penetration to begin with.  Tease her.  Show her how good it could feel.  Move on up to penetration with a finger after some time.  Give her clitoral orgasms while doing that...connect the two.  Make her crave it.  Before you know it she'll be squirming and begging you. 

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 7:13:58 AM   
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See?  this has always amazed me, if you look at the size of what's coming out, what goes in could be the same size... Admittedly, I like some back I can work with, but Lam has stated that he thinks womens poopies are daintier. And I actually believe alot of what he says.

Ron


Ron...we all know that women don't ever poopy at all.

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 7:17:51 AM   
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Of course I'm exaggerating.  Seriously though...if you want to get to that point with your gf start small and make her want it. 


First off all, the chances of a person who starts threads like THIS actually having a real girlfriend for eight-months out of the year are pretty slim.

Secondly, do you think that some women would give in to lines like "Look at it, for God's sake!!!  Do you honestly think that this rascally little thing is gonna hurt?"   It sounds pretty darn convincing to me.

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 7:23:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		Now this definuitely falls into the category of things you should try before you do it to someone else ;)

So.....TreSwank....tell us all about your experiences :)

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 7:24:59 AM   
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Do you take it in the ass?  On average, how many times per annum do you indulge in anal-intercourse?  If your boyfriend wanted butt-sex, and you weren't too keen on the idea, what could he say to change your mind?   What are the measurements of the largest rod you've ever had in your poop-chute?  Have you ever had a bowel movement while engaging in anal sex?

As often, as Master likes to. On average about 3 to 4 times a day when I am with him.

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 7:25:22 AM   
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Of course I'm exaggerating.  Seriously though...if you want to get to that point with your gf start small and make her want it. 


First off all, the chances of a person who starts threads like THIS actually having a real girlfriend for eight-months out of the year are pretty slim.

Secondly, do you think that some women would give in to lines like "Look at it, for God's sake!!!  Do you honestly think that this rascally thing is gonna hurt?"   It sounds pretty darn convincing to me.


See...you're going at the mental aspect of women all wrong.  Make them think that what you got in your tighty whiteys is god's gift to them.  It's all mental.  Setting them up for a disappointment will only lead to that.  Of course, if you do the build up in an obnoxious way then they may go running.  Come to think of it...you may be better off not even opening your mouth Tre.  Let your fingers do the walking and talking.   And get em drunk.  That helps. 

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 7:26:06 AM   
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Now this definuitely falls into the category of things you should try before you do it to someone else ;)

So.....TreSwank....tell us all about your experiences :)


I've had fingers in my ass (one at a time, of course).  I thought it felt kind of nice, but, then again, I've got a prostate gland at the end of my dirt road.

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 7:30:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		See..that was my point....surely the men out there have at least gone as far as you have....kudos for owning up to it.   Shame more men aren't confident enough to, particularly Doms.

And as you've shared.....I enjoy anal occasionally and the keys to enjoying it I think are realxing and lubrication.

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 7:40:33 AM   
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Do you take it in the ass?  On average, how many times per annum do you indulge in anal-intercourse?  If your boyfriend wanted butt-sex, and you weren't too keen on the idea, what could he say to change your mind?   What are the measurements of the largest rod you've ever had in your poop-chute?  Have you ever had a bowel movement while engaging in anal sex?


lmfaoooooo.  This is simply too rich to ignore.

Yes, Ive taken it in the ass.  Currently I can't give a frequency number on that, as I am not sexually active right now,  but when I was married, my then husband and I would have anal sex..oh...maybe about once a week or so.  And thus far, his is the only "rod" Ive had up my ass. 

His measurements?  I never took a ruler to it, but it was definately sizeable, or what I would consider larger than average.

No, never had a bowel movement during anal sex, never even had a little mess.  Never used an enema either, but I guess if you've taken a dump that day, odds are that a 'rod' up your ass isn't going to cause you to have a bowel movement.  I have only needed to go sit on the toilet afterwards, to sorta push the load of cum out and possibly have a bowel movement later on because of the stimulation, but no Ive never shit during anal sex. 

If I weren't "keen on 'butt-sex'" the best thing my 'boyfriend' could do is shove something in my mouth to muffle my sreams, hold me down and violate me against my will.  Yeah...that'd get it done. 




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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 7:41:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

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Now this definuitely falls into the category of things you should try before you do it to someone else ;)

So.....TreSwank....tell us all about your experiences :)


I've had fingers in my ass (one at a time, of course).  I thought it felt kind of nice, but, then again, I've got a prostate gland at the end of my dirt road.



Definitely the most intense blowjobs I've ever given have included my finger up his (not Tre..his as in generic his)  ass. 

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RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Lad... - 12/5/2006 7:42:27 AM   
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See...you're going at the mental aspect of women all wrong.  Make them think that what you got in your tighty whiteys is god's gift to them.  It's all mental.  Setting them up for a disappointment will only lead to that.  Of course, if you do the build up in an obnoxious way then they may go running.  Come to think of it...you may be better off not even opening your mouth Tre.  Let your fingers do the walking and talking.   And get em drunk.  That helps. 


LMFAOOOO.......Excellent advice!

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