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removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 8:56:41 AM   
Petruchio


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Status: offline 		I'm new to the scene and I've been thinking about giving my sub a lobotomy.

I know some of you are asking why I would hesitate or even question my right to do so, but I'm looking for guidance. Here's some of the considerations leading up to this decision.

  • She occasionally tries to think for herself which I find annoying.
  • After 32 hours, she often evacuates body fluids without permission.
  • She once fell asleep from exhaustion without my express consent.
  • One time she yelped when I lashed her with my barbed wire whip.
  • After her clitoridectomy, she is much less interested in sex.
  • Lastly, she doesn't have the mindless drone-like quality I prize.

On the down side, I'm concerned about the scarring of her frontal love affecting her looks. Does the scar tissue readily heal? Will her hair grow back over it? I recognize that unlike clit removal, this might be noticeable to her nosy parents and vanilla authorities.

For her part, she's willing to go through this. She acknowledges me as her owner and after her clitoridectomy and forced hysterectomy, she says she doesn't much care what happens to her.

I apologize in advance for the spelling and I look forward to your helpful comments.
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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:00:37 AM   
catfood


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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:02:35 AM   
sunnydays


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Status: offline 		IMHO..all you need is some good hollywood makeup to cover all scaring.. hell..why not put her to a agancy as a actress....she will fit right in,.... and earn you some extra money for all the tissues you wil need to wipe the drool up with

please let me know how it all goes

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:03:09 AM   
mistoferin


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Status: offline 		Well if you were a real Dom you wouldn't have to consider a surgical procedure to get control !!! Maybe you're just not man enough for her?

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:03:52 AM   
SweetSarijane


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Status: offline 		rofl......excellent post!!!!!

You might google it for some info on it. That should answer many of your questions and possibly even give you step by step instructions on doing it. Good luck and please do keep us updated <snort, giggle, smirk>

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:08:32 AM   
FemmeOwner


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Status: offline 		ROFLMAO!!!!!  Good for you, Petruchio! 

<laughing my way back to work>

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:11:16 AM   
Raye


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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:11:42 AM   
LordODiscipline


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Now they can do Ronco Arthroscopic Lobotomies - in through the eye socket, mix it up, suck it out and pop the eye back in~!!
 
No scarring, no muss and very little clean up afterwards!
And, only three payments of 19.95$US *(all payments due before delivery so you will not conveniently forget to do it)
 
I had one done a few weeks ago - and, the only issue is whether I can maintain my atten

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ORIGINAL: Petruchio

I'm new to the scene and I've been thinking about giving my sub a lobotomy.

I know some of you are asking why I would hesitate or even question my right to do so, but I'm looking for guidance. Here's some of the considerations leading up to this decision.
  • She occasionally tries to think for herself which I find annoying.
  • After 32 hours, she often evacuates body fluids without permission.
  • She once fell asleep from exhaustion without my express consent.
  • One time she yelped when I lashed her with my barbed wire whip.
  • After her clitoridectomy, she is much less interested in sex.
  • Lastly, she doesn't have the mindless drone-like quality I prize.

On the down side, I'm concerned about the scarring of her frontal love affecting her looks. Does the scar tissue readily heal? Will her hair grow back over it? I recognize that unlike clit removal, this might be noticeable to her nosy parents and vanilla authorities.

For her part, she's willing to go through this. She acknowledges me as her owner and after her clitoridectomy and forced hysterectomy, she says she doesn't much care what happens to her.

I apologize in advance for the spelling and I look forward to your helpful comments.



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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:12:20 AM   
fyreredsub


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Status: offline 		oh goodness Master Petruchio,

long time no type*grins* Greetings

but

does this mean kajiras will soon be called
frankenkajira???

thinks of ugly scars

then we will not be governed by obedience and beauty

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:14:08 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Petruchio

On the down side, I'm concerned about the scarring of her frontal love affecting her looks. Does the scar tissue readily heal? Will her hair grow back over it? I recognize that unlike clit removal, this might be noticeable to her nosy parents and vanilla authorities.


No problem.  The easiest and best form of lobotomy involves the insertion of a sharp object--say an ice pick--into the upper curve of the ocular cavities.  Correctly placed, this will push aside the eye rather than damage it at all, and then a light tap with a hammer is all you need to break through the thin bone.  A little back-and-forth windshield-wiper swish, and voila!  Irreparable damage to the cerebral cortex.

Some consider this procedure barbaric, of course, but any woman who would allow some psychopath to perform a clitoridectomy on her really should have one right away.  It would be a mercy.  And she won't suffer any loss of visual appeal.

--M

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:16:25 AM   
amaidiamond


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Status: offline 		*falls off her chair laughing*

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:16:45 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Sorry folks, just like the other one, I think duct tape would fix this too.

Ron

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:16:58 AM   
mistoferin


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LordODiscipline
Now they can do Ronco Arthroscopic Lobotomies - in through the eye socket, mix it up, suck it out and pop the eye back in~!!


I suggest that if you opt for that procedure it would be worth your while to spend the extra 29.99 and get the Lo-Jack GPS Locator chip implanted while you're at it.

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:21:13 AM   
xBullx


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Now I don't care who you are, That was just too damn funny, I laughed harder with each word. Thanks!!

Normally only Ron's dry ass humor makes me laugh that hard. Keep up the good work.

Live well,

Bull

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:23:11 AM   
heartfeltsub


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Status: offline 		But mist does he really need to GPS locator as i'm sure after the lobotomy, she won't be in any condition to go anywhere without him. Sounds like wasted money to me. After all he is putting out for the lobotomy and all.

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:25:03 AM   
Morrigel


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ORIGINAL: heartfeltsub

But mist does he really need to GPS locator as i'm sure after the lobotomy, she won't be in any condition to go anywhere without him. Sounds like wasted money to me. After all he is putting out for the lobotomy and all.


Lobotomies only make the patient more manageable about 30% of the time.  She still might shuffle off at some point and try to throw herself off a bridge, or lie down on a major interstate to prove her submission once and for all.

--M

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:28:15 AM   
heartfeltsub


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Status: offline 		Ah i see, then defnitely spring for the GPS, you wouldn't want to have gone to all this expense and trouble to then lose her somewhere.

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 9:35:30 AM   
sunnydays


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Status: offline 		ther would be nothing worse then going to peeonly ot come back and seeing you subbie has gone missing......

now where did i last put her.....

i can imagine someoen liftign the cushions on the sofa, looking underbeds, in cupboards etc....lol

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 10:15:06 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Oh how I wish I'd thought of this!

Must be losing my touch. But then I did cut my hand whilst castrating the chap who proposed the clit excision...

Nice one Petruchio!

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RE: removal of frontal lobe - 12/7/2006 10:19:54 AM   
SweetSarijane


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Status: offline 		Wow! So much wonderfully helpful information here! I am quite impressed. I do have one question though to help clarify things better for my understanding. Is there option for local anesthetic for this procedure for the less masochistic element that may desire this or accept this to please their Master?

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