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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/2/2005 7:19:02 PM   
RiotGirl


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Status: offline 		LOL that is too funny.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/2/2005 8:41:45 PM   
darlingjade


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Status: offline 		Well, I learned the hard way that when involved in err WIITWD and a Dom asks you a question "DUH" is NOT the response he's looking for. And when he asks you the same question again I wouldn't recommend saying "duh" again.

Something else I learned the hard way was that if you haven't seen a Dom in several months and you're to meet the next day it probably isn't a good idea to end the conversation by throwing out that you'd put on 50 lbs since last seeing him. After that while he's asking EXACTLY how tall you are so he can determine how much you should weigh you might not want to add 7 inches onto your height.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/2/2005 8:49:56 PM   
BlkTallFullfig


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quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin
NEVER, NEVER say...."Aw come on...you can swing harder than that can't ya?"
OUCH!!!!!

This I have heard, LOL...
I took it as a challenge, and indeed he never uttered the words again. M
These are all Very funny though...

< Message edited by BlkTallFullfig -- 6/2/2005 9:53:47 PM >

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/3/2005 4:04:11 AM   
kisshou


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Status: offline 		I am working so hard on not rolling my eyes! Glad to see I am not alone struggling on that one.

Also, don't ever, never, ever, never respond to your Dom with the word 'whatever'.


owieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeechoooooooo

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/3/2005 6:14:50 AM   
MsIncognito


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Status: offline 		Personally, I don't recommend saying "You hit like a girl" mid scene. I also don't recommend replying with "beige" when asked for a colour. And when he does something nice for you, I'd say "Thanks, you're such a good little bitch" is also not a recommended response.

< Message edited by MsIncognito -- 6/3/2005 6:16:40 AM >

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/3/2005 7:31:16 AM   
Stoneygirl76


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Status: offline 		I'd stay away from statements along the lines of, "My ass is one place THAT will never go."

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/3/2005 9:49:31 AM   
FuriousAngel


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Status: offline 		OMG! This is the funniest stuff I've ever read! I have nothing to contribute, and I think I'm glad I don't!

*Starts taking notes for future reference*

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/3/2005 9:54:05 AM   
Stoneygirl76


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Status: offline 		Oh, and a very simple one, but also simple to let slip: 'whatever'.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/3/2005 1:30:14 PM   
BlkTallFullfig


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MsIncognito
Personally, I don't recommend saying "You hit like a girl" mid scene. I also don't recommed replying with "beige" when asked for a color.
quote:

Stoneygirl76
Status: offline I'd stay away from statements along the lines of, "My ass is one place THAT will never go."

ROTFLLL
Thanks for the laughs you guys.. M

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/3/2005 2:04:18 PM   
Sinergy


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quote:

Well, I have a submissive in my life who claims they can't boil water, so I give you points for trying.


My old submissive once told me that I was such a good cook I would make somebody a wonderful wife.

I decided to try out another Dom's advice and break in my fish cleaning gloves on her
behind.

So I guess it was all good.

Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.

Sinergy

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/3/2005 2:05:52 PM   
Sinergy


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quote:

I'm a chronic eye roller too. I'll never break that habit.


I may be out of line here, but I was under the impression that breaking
ugly habits was the job of one's owner?

Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.

Sinergy

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/3/2005 4:35:08 PM   
squeak


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Status: offline 		I was once helping my Master get his bags from my trunk one night, and the convo went something like:

Him (jokingly): Get my bags, slut
Me (not so jokingly): Pffttt, what, you think you own me or something?

Yeah, not good.

Oh, that and laughing your way through a spanking.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/3/2005 4:47:12 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		I was intimate with a woman one time (and one time only) who wanted to get into the bdsm thing....... I grabbed her hair and bounced her off the bed......(whole lotta other stuff happened) and in the middle of it she grabbed my hair (now you know how long ago this was.........) and said something like............well, I don't even know WTF she said...............
...........A poignant pause and ....... an intense; frank; exchange of viewpoints.

LOL,
Ron

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/3/2005 4:49:25 PM   
sanita


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quote:

ORIGINAL: squeak

Him (jokingly): Get my bags, slut
Me (not so jokingly): Pffttt, what, you think you own me or something?

Yeah, not good.


*lol* oh yeah.

and is it me, or do we find out there is no such thing as being "out of reach" when something like that flies from our mouths?

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/3/2005 5:50:50 PM   
krikket


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Status: offline 		Before my first Master was my Master..we were chatting on line (cheaper than long distance phone bills..lol) when he told me something he was planning to do. Without thinking i said.. "You're nuts!"...NOT a good idea, and boy howdy did i find out just how bad when we were together..ouchie..lol. Needless to say, it was one of my first lessons in what NOT to say to a Dom.

cheers
jiminie

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/3/2005 7:33:46 PM   
smilezz


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Status: offline 		omg! laughs......ohman.

Here's a few more things y'all may never want to say:

"Is that ALL the harder you can hit?"

"Go ahead......i dare ya to find my limits" (not a good idea when he has a whip in his hand and i have already pissed him off)

"How about you give me that Flogger and i will show you how to use it?"

Nowww, i have never ever had to say these things to Thorns...........but i have to say that a few play partners in my lifetime i had a few....ohhh, lets say....conversations with. <snickerz>


Happy Friday y'all!!!

~smilezz~

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/4/2005 6:30:51 AM   
cltcdrd


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Status: offline 		LOL these are priceless. My worse habit was telling people off with the words "eat me", which I mistakingly said to Master only once. Another was "can you turn the radio up, this is a good song" while getting punished for something else. Not good at all, lol.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/4/2005 12:23:59 PM   
teachme57


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Status: offline 		My first Dom was going on and on about a newsletter he writes and sends out for his business. He said "I'll have to put you on my mailing list." and I replied "Like I don't get enough junk mail!" In my defense, I had the flu at the time. Another time, same Dom, he was being especially generous in bed and asked "Did you cum good?" and I said "No, I faked it like I usually do." I wanted to ask "WHO SAID THAT?!?!" immediately. I've come a long way in controlling my tongue since then.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/4/2005 8:09:36 PM   
DesertRat


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Status: offline 		Try not to throw up on your Master. Don't ask....please.

Bob

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/4/2005 8:23:29 PM   
BlkTallFullfig


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesertRat
Try not to throw up on your Master. Don't ask....please.
Bob

Awh come on! You've got to tell the story?? M

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