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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/26/2005 8:39:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: MrThorns

(Said whilest casting the Evil eye at my dearest, and most wondermous pet...)

Never, under any circumstances, paint your Master's toenails while he is sleeping.

~Thorns

but, but I thought all Masters loved suprises.......... ;)

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/27/2005 4:14:14 AM

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Here is a little saying that The Evil Rat Bastid put into my head concerning surprises and self-thought: "Do what you can afford to do girl"

These eight lil' words have saved Him from ohhhhhh so many of my <coughs> surprises. (or should i say, saved me) *grinz*

Happy Monday y'all!!

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/27/2005 8:44:23 AM

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One i learned really really fast was mid swing don't jump out of the way and say " ha! you missed!" while its amuseing the look on his face the amusement quickly dies whe you get the ones thats missed and then some for pulling that stunt

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 7/2/2005 11:13:45 AM

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my only problem with this is when he tells me to do something and i say no.....
just cant help it, sometimes it slips out before im even thinking of a response....

then again... i do have the problem of immediately doing something after he sets a rule...
it's irresistable.... just cant seem to help myself.....

i am getting a bit better at listening though.... had a very harsh punishment awhile back that i do remember quite well..... sunk extra deep because it was done in front of a group of friends..... i did repeat the offense but i don't think he noticed... because i wasn't punished a second time.....

*sighhhhhhhhh.......... rebellion........ the bane of my life......... *frown ~ zaynab

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 7/4/2005 11:23:08 AM

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Master told me i needed to put his one in this thread:

"Do not tweak your Dom/me's nose and say 'good boy.'"

now, to defend myself, i was saying "good bye" not "boy."

apparently, if your Dom/me thinks They have a big schnozz, best not to draw attention to it. *lol*

edited 'cause i am still a little loopy.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 7/11/2005 4:46:33 AM

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ORIGINAL: liltxsubby

I agree eye rolling is not a good idea.

Also, when you're told to do something, "Make me" is not a good way to respond. I found you will be made, and then some.

It's also not too good when you reply with 'You can't make me." I can assure you, there's pretty much always a way.

Another thing one might not want to say is "Over my dead body." Now, I'm still here of course, but at the time, I thought it might be touch and go.

I had one really sadistic Mistress once who used to love standing above me with cane in hand and ask me certain questions, knowing that I'd tell her the truth and possibly not in a way that would be best. For intance, once she asked me if I liked how she gave me oral and I replied, "I've had wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better." That one hurt. lol.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 7/11/2005 5:05:57 AM

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ORIGINAL: darlingjade

and hmm....casually mentioning while kneeling between said Doms legs that circumsized penis' have always reminded you of little firemen with helmets on is guaranteed to umm...

First let me say that I know this is an older thread, but I am fairly new. I came across it while doing a search for something and have been dying laughing from the start.

You might not want to comment that his penis resembles a big hairy earthworm.
Or that his penis is so cute (not the above mentioned penis which wasn't so cute). But if you do say it is cute, just know that said penis will then become not so cute as it's rammed into tight places.

C.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 7/11/2005 12:01:16 PM

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Grins,it's usually a BAD idea to tell a Master into deep physical control that you want to be "pampered".

For he or she may reply that that "depends" and you will soon find yourself crinkling when you walk.

Ironic humor seems to be a mainstay of the lifestyle.

Be careful what you ask for................

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 7/11/2005 12:19:35 PM

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Other then the food poisioning issue here which of course was totally non intentional most of those things said so far sound like a LOT of fun....

keeps up the spice in a relationship reminds the Dom that their "sub" has a attitude as well..

largs sigh.. again sounds like a lot of fun...

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 7/11/2005 1:18:45 PM

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On a particularly bratular day, my dom was busying himself with paperwork of some kind. It must have been the lack of attention that motivated me... I tiptoed over to where he kept the toys and hid them. Then I went over to him and struck up a casual conversation. I played it cool at first, and then snuck in something seriously smart assed. Without saying a word, he got up and went over to get his paddle. When he saw that it was missing he turned around with a severe look on his face and saw me standing there with an ear to ear grin on my face.

I wasnt smiling long.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 7/11/2005 2:00:17 PM

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Oohhh, I hate a button pusher! Once a subbie told me that I was too much of a pleaser. Well, sometimes the worst punishment is no punishment (or attention). [sm=tongue.gif After a couple of hours of standing against the wall holdiing a penny against it with his nose we watched a few episodes of "Ren & Stimpy" so he would know what NOT to do. Actually that cartoon has the best D/s dynamics ever!

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