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DesertRat -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/4/2005 8:36:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

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ORIGINAL: DesertRat
Try not to throw up on your Master. Don't ask....please.
Bob

Awh come on! You've got to tell the story??[sm=lol.gif] M


Never!! I could tell ya the Gorilla Mask story, though. But it doesn't have anything to do with BDSM or M/s......and it's 'off topic'. [;)]



kc692 -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/4/2005 8:39:58 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

quote:

ORIGINAL: DesertRat
Try not to throw up on your Master. Don't ask....please.
Bob

Awh come on! You've got to tell the story??[sm=lol.gif] M


Come on, Desert, inquiring minds gotta know, or we won't get any sleep, lol[:D]



kc692 -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/4/2005 8:42:19 PM)

OK, OK, we will have to trust you on this one.......[sm=lol.gif]



liltxsubby -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/6/2005 11:57:28 AM)

I agree eye rolling is not a good idea.

Also, when you're told to do something, "Make me" is not a good way to respond. I found you will be made, and then some.




cltcdrd -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/6/2005 5:02:52 PM)

the word NO

never good to ever utter such a word in the presence of your Master/Mistress, Dom/Domme



kisshou -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/22/2005 5:49:56 PM)

Thanks ProudSub for finding this thread for me, you're da bomb :)

I needed to add DO NOT say "Well, Master I don't really view you as a Sadist

and whatever you are imagining reading this , multiply that by 100 [8D]



subrob1967 -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 8:30:27 AM)

I said "Yanno, talkin to you is like callin the Mr. Obvious show", to Miss Holly about six weeks ago, and haven't had an orgasm since.


For those of you who don't know the Mr. Obvious radio skit, he's a talk radio advice giver, and he gets calls from idiots who think their garbage disposal is a bear, sump pump is a bigfoot...etc.

I also asked Miss Holly, "If you were and Arabian thief, could I call you Holly Baba?" That one got me a kidney shot, and a slap in the back of my head.



SweetDommes -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 9:10:05 AM)


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ORIGINAL: subrob1967

I said "Yanno, talkin to you is like callin the Mr. Obvious show", to Miss Holly about six weeks ago, and haven't had an orgasm since.



Liar [sm=tongue.gif]



simpleprop -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 10:47:24 AM)

Oh boy, i have always had a hard time controlling my mouth. He is working on correcting this. Things not to say: can't, whatever, i don't think so, and yeah, right. Actions not to do: roll eyes, certain hand gestures, and sticking tongue out (well, unless necessary for play...LOL). Most of these have been corrected, very quickly. [:)]

simple



Understudy -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 11:56:05 AM)

Things not to say or do to your Dom/me.
10. Damn, have you ever considered shaving those hairy toes.
9. I am really sorry about what I did to your car.
8. When you make that face you look just like your Mother/Father.
7. If I don't pick my own switch(crop, flogger, cane), you aren't going to beat me right? (Note, I make make subs pick the device of their punishment)
6. I needed a to use your rope to hang the plants. (note hemp rope in this case cause double secret probation overtime punishment)
5. I lost the nipple clamps .
4. I think I returned the wrong video tape
3. See how wide I can open my mouth, they don't make a gag that big.
2. I donated all of your stuff to Gooodwill.
1. Can't you hit any harder? Is that all you've got?



Ileana -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 12:03:26 PM)

Wow .. This girl so far hasn't really been punished but she feels it is mostly because she is healing from an accident and her Master wants her completely healed befroe he starts any thing like that.

But reading these things helps this gilr to know what can be said wrong and done to her because of it. So thanks everyine.



MsIncognito -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 12:47:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subrob1967
That one got me a kidney shot, and a slap in the back of my head.


Wow, nice. I'd walk if any "Dominant" actually risked my health in that way for a punishment.



SweetDommes -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 12:52:34 PM)

risked his health? it's not like she beat him senseless - she didn't even hit him hard, that's just where she happened to connect because of height differences.



kisshou -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 3:13:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MsIncognito

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ORIGINAL: subrob1967
That one got me a kidney shot, and a slap in the back of my head.


Wow, nice. I'd walk if any "Dominant" actually risked my health in that way for a punishment.


and Yanno if you had read the thread from the first to last post you would see the humour spread throughout it
that makes it one of the top threads
and if you can't see the humour in 'Holly Baba' (still laughing over that one)
maybe a head butt instead of a shot to the back of the head

~~sticks tongue out and runs~~



MadameDahlia -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 3:27:18 PM)

Moi: "Pick a color."
Him: "Mauve?"
Moi: "Pick a new one."
Him: "Bar-B-Q Red."
Moi: -twitches- "Pick... Another... Color."
Him: "Uh... domestic abuse black and blue?"

Moi: "ARG! Go stand in the corner."
Him: -whimper-



maryellen -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 5:27:59 PM)

humm when you already know you just rolled your eyes or said something silly...and the look is in place......jezzz Sir you should be in the movies with that look .....hummm the cane can come down hard with that one [sm=rolleyes.gif]



subcheryl -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 6:19:31 PM)

[:D] LOL these are all so great, my DaddyDom really does spoil me, the most I have ever gotten, in response to a sassy/crabby "WHAT", was a "come here, don't you WHAT me", oh have gotten a flogger, and rod and newest implement the paddle for not doing chores, but I got to say my DaddyDom does spoil me . Thanks for the giggles everyone.



sanita -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 6:33:17 PM)

OK, here's another:

Master hates being told "Poor Baby!," while in my family, especially with my mother, it is one of those things when if you are feeling bad, or have stubbed your toe, nothing helps (after cussing a blue streak) more than a "poor Baby!" from mom, or someone else.

well, i have learned not to say that to Master. but every once in a while, when He is very ill, or has managed to lose a hunk of skin to a pallet at work, i ask... "may i say it, please?" usually the answer is "NO!" though He says that if He is so ill He can't get up and chase me, i may be allowed.... maybe.

anyway, before i was permitted to address Him as "Master," we were together, and it just kind of popped out of my mouth... the "M" word. he stopped what we were doing, and asked me to repeat what i had said... i thought i was so busted! i was near tears when i repeated it... and that Man kissed me! *l* there is a reason i love Him! *lol*

but back to the naughties... He punished me later that day for it.

the next weekend, at a rather involved point, i begged to be allowed to say "it." He told me i could, and ummmmmmm... for an instant there... "Poor Baby" was on my tongue.

so, finally being permitted to call your Dom/me "Master" or "Mistress" or whatever, do not decide to say something else, especially a forbidden something else.

i am proud to say i stopped myself. *l* but i did have to explain the snort of laughter later.



RiotGirl -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 7:24:33 PM)

Other things NOT to say (that i wont say either!)
"Get it yourself"
In response to an order " i'm abit busy now, why dont you do it, it'd be much quicker"
"in your dreams"
"i'm not feeling submissive right now, come talk to me later"
"i'm abit tired of the S/m stuff, so we're not going to be doing that for awhile"
"i dont need discipline anymore so i broke your crop"
"you want WHAT? Are you nuts?"
(smirk)
Telling them to go shove it where the sun doesnt shine
tell them its NOT your fault you disobeyed, that it was theres and they're not doing their job

things i've said..

"Its not MY fault i keep jumping away, its been AGES since you disciplined me"
another i've said.. as Master was RIGHT about to start in with said discipline.. "Can we talk about this"

"wait.. we NEED to talk about this" "i'm SERIOUS, we really should talk about this"
(which got abit of a chuckle and then erm... silence on my part)

and Tonight i almost said... after he came home and turned my music down.. telling me he doesnt want to listen to crap like that when he gets home is... "well, who asked you to come home" (thankfully after the "well" my hand flew over my mouth and hurried from the room)

AND the NUMBER ONE THING NEVER EVER to Say (and i seriously dont)

is NO

Edited to add : and i DONT suggest correcting them in mid sentence when it comes to grammer or the like. Or smirking when you've proven them wrong



subrob1967 -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 7:59:41 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MsIncognito

Wow, nice. I'd walk if any "Dominant" actually risked my health in that way for a punishment.



You aren't serious are you? She threw an elbow aiming for my short ribs, and not a martial arts killer elbow either.

For the record I am 6' 280lbs, and she is 5'4 about 160, so she would really have to try, to do any serious damage.



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