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RiotGirl -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 9:04:55 PM)

oooooo i got two more!

After you've been disciplined and your Dom says "one of these days you're going to learn"

DO NOT SAY "what and you think thats gonna teach me?"

and if you DONT say it.. and burst out laughing instead thinking of this thread. MAKE sure you have a GOOD reason to be laughing!

And nother thought....

Dont ever say "whatcha goinna do spank me?"



Mylee -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 9:19:34 PM)

Never EVER say 'Oooh your wanting THIIIIIS riding crop, well come and get' then dance aroun like an idot while waving the crop....very very very stupid thing to do...* wiggles in her seat and whimpers*

Leason sooo-ooo so very learned



RiotGirl -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 9:38:49 PM)

LOL.. that warmth.. a pleasant little seat warmer!



Pavel -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/23/2005 11:53:46 PM)

Ahem;

"Was that a spanking or were you just trying to cop a feel?"

"Could we try that sensory deprivation thing? I'm sick of hearing you yap"

"I'm going to go back to sleep, and you're going to girl scout camp, and learn how to do real knots"

"If I polish those boots, you'll just get them dirty again."



DDignity -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/24/2005 1:45:52 AM)

What a way to put a smile on a gals face first thing in the morning!

Some of the posts are just brilliant..[:D][:D][:D]



RiotGirl -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/24/2005 6:46:33 AM)

yeah they are hilarious

What i learned last night.....

its okay to play, BUT dont let it get out of hand. And friends being on the phone does not make you out of reach! AND even if he IS chuckling at all the "cute" little smart ass comments and your friend is a Dominant female and saying "men belong in cages" or "get back in your cage till i let you out" DO NOT repeat these things and then pipe up with something like "you're my bitch in training" And definetly dont say to your female dominant friend (even IF you were completely joking) "no one yanks my leash! " And when you're Dom or whatever stops laughing (you best too) and snaps their fingers for you to kneel.. DO NOT keep laughing and continue with the smart ass comments.

Reminding Doms and the like when they DO get serious that you were ONLY being funny and joking wont help. (Even if you do get them to chuckle)

Okay so i got introuble and as he was getting serious and i was still joking around and he told me "get in the position" and me still being the smart ass... telling him i dont want to. He piped up with his favorite "How does it feel to want" so i piped back up with "i dont know, you tell me" (cos i wasnt IN the position) Hehehehe, he DID laugh, but em... it STILL hurts to sit today



Synocense -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/24/2005 6:55:27 AM)

quote:

"If I polish those boots, you'll just get them dirty again."


Along the same lines ...when it is boot worship time, kneel down then gasp and in your most exaggerated voice of envy say "OMG! Where did you get these boots?!? They are awesome! I really have to get me some" then stand up and ask how you did. *grins*



kisshou -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/24/2005 11:58:29 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kisshou

Thanks ProudSub for finding this thread for me, you're da bomb :)

I needed to add DO NOT say "Well, Master I don't really view you as a Sadist

and whatever you are imagining reading this , multiply that by 100 [8D]


make that: multiply that by infinty ;)











softandshy -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/24/2005 2:54:41 PM)

Don't:
Respond with "Oh Hell" when She decides to be spontaneous.
Say "Not that again" in the middle of play
Tell Her "Not tonight, Honey, i've got a headache." [8|]



darlingjade -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/24/2005 8:33:17 PM)

'laughing helplessly at all of this'

umm...for some strange reason teasing a Dom that's 8 years your senior about being old isn't a real good idea...

and hmm....casually mentioning while kneeling between said Doms legs that circumsized penis' have always reminded you of little firemen with helmets on is guaranteed to umm...

and whatever you do, don't tell a Dom that he gets pissy if he doesn't have his dinner so you made something so you could deal with him...oddly enough, he'll appreciate and eat the dinner then later on make you pay for it...



RiotGirl -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/25/2005 5:51:08 AM)

i'm telling you all.. this thread is TERRIBLE. Ever since i read it.. smart ass comments have been popping up in my head ALL day LONG and all i can too is try and remove myself while i giggle thinking of this thread! i have NEVER been in a giggling mood after being spanked with some instrument of torture.. but i tell ya the other night afterwards i giggle sooooooooooo much, while all these little remarks popped up in my head. Even before i could get out of the position i was giggling.

terrible.. you all are bad for the health of my behind



kc692 -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/25/2005 6:53:35 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RiotGirl

i'm telling you all.. this thread is TERRIBLE. Ever since i read it.. smart ass comments have been popping up in my head ALL day LONG and all i can too is try and remove myself while i giggle thinking of this thread! i have NEVER been in a giggling mood after being spanked with some instrument of torture.. but i tell ya the other night afterwards i giggle sooooooooooo much, while all these little remarks popped up in my head. Even before i could get out of the position i was giggling.

terrible.. you all are bad for the health of my behind


I know it's an off thread comment, but how have you and your Dom been getting along since he joined you???



sanita -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/25/2005 7:26:41 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RiotGirl

i'm telling you all.. this thread is TERRIBLE. Ever since i read it.. smart ass comments have been popping up in my head ALL day LONG and all i can too is try and remove myself while i giggle thinking of this thread! i have NEVER been in a giggling mood after being spanked with some instrument of torture.. but i tell ya the other night afterwards i giggle sooooooooooo much, while all these little remarks popped up in my head. Even before i could get out of the position i was giggling.

terrible.. you all are bad for the health of my behind



*snicker*

i don't think that was the intent, but ohhhhhhh, i know what you mean. *lol* and laughing is good exercise. *nodnodnodnodnodnodnod*



Pavel -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/25/2005 9:03:02 AM)

I thought of another few.

"Ok I've got an idea for a scene, I'll sit on couch, and watch TV. You get me a beer. Maybe you can call me slut when you hand me the beer."

Do everything with a cadence. Be inventive. "I don't know what I've been told, my Mistress getting old" and "one two three four, last time you tied me up you made me snore"

While not somthing to say, be sure to use any dungeon furniture as a place to hang laundry/anything else that needs a place to be put.

Talk like Steve Irwin during scenes. "Now wat I'm gonna do...." and "croiky!" must be every other sentance.



sanita -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/25/2005 9:18:19 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Pavel

I thought of another few.

"Ok I've got an idea for a scene, I'll sit on couch, and watch TV. You get me a beer. Maybe you can call me slut when you hand me the beer."

Do everything with a cadence. Be inventive. "I don't know what I've been told, my Mistress getting old" and "one two three four, last time you tied me up you made me snore"

While not somthing to say, be sure to use any dungeon furniture as a place to hang laundry/anything else that needs a place to be put.

Talk like Steve Irwin during scenes. "Now wat I'm gonna do...." and "croiky!" must be every other sentance.



*lol* oh! OW! *lol* oh! OW!OW!



liltxsubby -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/26/2005 2:12:34 PM)

Dom says "I want those dishes done when I get out of the shower," while pointing to the sink. Don't do the dishes in the sink and leave the ones on the table and/or counter dirty.

When he pops your butt, don't turn around and pop his back.

Don't yawn(loudly and obviously) in the middle of a punishment/lecture. Faking a snore is also bad.








crystalamber -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/26/2005 6:53:40 PM)

LMAO!!!! this thread is great! i'm new here, and don't have a lot of r/t experience, but this thread has been great education! especially since i'm a real smart ass when i want to be. rofl



MrThorns -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/26/2005 7:15:56 PM)

(Said whilest casting the Evil eye at my dearest, and most wondermous pet...)

Never, under any circumstances, paint your Master's toenails while he is sleeping.

~Thorns




sanita -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/26/2005 7:50:47 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MrThorns

(Said whilest casting the Evil eye at my dearest, and most wondermous pet...)

Never, under any circumstances, paint your Master's toenails while he is sleeping.

~Thorns





was it at least a nice Domly hue? maybe rose red?



crystalamber -> RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom (6/26/2005 8:34:12 PM)

quote:

"My inner child is a mean little fucker"


Thorns, Sir, i loooooove that! rofl and, i can soo relate!

crystal amber



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