RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games



Message

leakylee -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (4/9/2007 10:17:37 PM)

the best one i have seen in along time was ointed out to me at Bike Week this year by my Mama. "If you think I am a bitch, you should me my daughter."

i was totally mystified. had no idea where she comes up with stuff like that..hehe..



Crush -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (4/10/2007 7:36:06 AM)

My favorites are from thinkgeek.com:

"I read your email"  and "PEBKAC"   (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)

Lots of great ones for "us geeks/nerds"




ferryman777 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (4/10/2007 11:28:40 AM)

General Banter: These are all great; I love them all.
I once did a T-Shirt promotion, it was for a Train Hobby Store. There was a geared logging locomotive called 'The Climax' ...So I created this shirt; on it was an image of the locomotive, and with the Locomotive's Logo, I put...'I LOVE My Climax'
then of course, at the bottom, the Store & address.

It was a sellout; and on my travels, I saw a guy, wearing the shirt, and we struck up a conversation; He wore the shirt to work, on this military base, and was sent home, until he found something suitable to wear. I mean, he was called into the office, and everything.

Funny, it was only about the actual Locomotive, nothing more, they have brass and plastic models in HO scale, it was a part of Americana.  What, would it be better if it were, I Love my Buick.

True story.



XahleenaXkajiraX -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (4/10/2007 11:34:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ElectraGlide

There is a lady cruising my County here with a bumper sticker that says  If You Are Going To Ride My Ass Atleast Pull My Hair..........


omfg... hilarious!



MistressEnya -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (4/10/2007 1:04:27 PM)

I had a custom t-shirt made in the 80's that said, "Disco sucks and punk rock swallows it!"



butterfly22022 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (4/14/2007 8:01:52 PM)

ordinary people make good pets



jayded34 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (4/15/2007 11:54:26 AM)

if you live in the St.Louis area.......that is my truck!
 
I also saw a tshirt one night in a club here that said "It aint gonna suck itself"



phoenixinchains -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (4/16/2007 10:30:04 AM)

my fav's;             "who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
and                     "now put on your big girl panties and get over it,"



khemmy -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (8/20/2007 9:48:01 AM)

i promise to give u all you need,relocating to u is not the barrier



Saratov -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (8/20/2007 9:57:04 AM)

"Straight but not narrow."  Good for wearing to clubs.



LaTigresse -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (8/20/2007 11:53:02 AM)

I like the one I have on today.

" They're called boobs Ed." 
                                        Erin Brockovich

In veddy small print across the chest.[:D]



johnnyak -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (8/20/2007 5:27:04 PM)

Ive seen 3 funny t-shirts that i can remember..T-shirt number 1 was some guy wearing it in my local bar,it said "After sex with me,even the neighbours need a cigarette" [sm=applause.gif]    T-shirt 2 was worn by a woman when i was on a city break in england,it said "All men are idiots...I married their king"   T-shirt 3 is one that my friend often wears,it says "If i follow you home will you keep me"



HypnoticDan -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (8/21/2007 10:56:22 PM)

I have a friend who's a good catholic virgin girl. I suggested to her yesterday that she get a shirt that says

FOR DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY



winwin -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (8/22/2007 1:17:40 AM)

no pain no date



SlaveSuru -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (8/22/2007 7:50:30 AM)



I had one back in highschool from my technical theatre crew  it was black with a little picture of a stage and the back said Techies do it backstage.  We all had one after our first show and oh man the comments!

I also had one that said "Pff who needs actors?  Techies run the show!" 

So I am a lttle bit of a Techncal theatre geek,  I'm in college right now working on my Bachelor's Degree so I can teach Technical theatre ^^

I also have this one which I have much love for,   as the comic's my absolute favorite
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e74/flemco/coffeepreview.jpg

I wear it alot!

I also have one that's red with black letter that says I didn't do it !



favesclava -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (8/22/2007 10:02:48 AM)

i have tootsie roll t shirt with the boy and the turtle that says
The slower you lick
The longer it lasts



HypnoticDan -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (8/22/2007 10:13:54 AM)

Saw a child's shirt today that said

SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

Anyone remember the children's books with Mr. Man?  I saw a little tease the other day wearing a picture of Ms. Naughty.



MistressHolly71 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (8/22/2007 8:59:48 PM)

I want it all, and I want it delivered by Cute, Naked Men!
It's better to have loved & lost than to live with the Psycho the rest of your life.



RedheadGirlNY -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (8/22/2007 9:02:39 PM)

My UM's  favorite sleep shirt "I wish you were a pinata" (ah, might be predicting the future)

My personal favorites:  "Does anal retentive have a hyphen?" 
"Don't think again.  If you didn't get it the first time you won't get it the second time."
"If the shoe fits, buy it in every colour"

Returning from vacation recently, I saw a fellow traveler wearing a t-shirt that said "Ich bin eine berliner."  I asked her if she was a real jelly donut.  Her response? "This is my intelligence and maturity test t-shirt.  If you 'get' it, you're old enough and smart enough to talk with."




Master96 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (8/23/2007 4:19:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HypnoticDan

I have a friend who's a good catholic virgin girl. I suggested to her yesterday that she get a shirt that says

FOR DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY


When the audience can enter?



Page: <<   < prev  6 7 [8] 9 10   next >   >>

Valid CSS!




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy
0.03125