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Passion357 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (4/9/2007 12:45:46 AM)
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"Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver."
Wal-Mart 10.00
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"It's all fun and games until the Vice President shoots you in the face"
LMAO
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Front: "You're just like my Dog.."
Back: "What he don't fuck up, he backs up and shits on"
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look at my tits when i'm talking to you
My faves so far!! LOL
I have a few: (To save time and space will list just the goodies)
White Shirt Pic of a hot chick holding a bottle of beer says:
"15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Men:"
2 You an get the size beer you want, even a long neck!
4 You can suck on one beer all night long if you want to.
5 A beer doesn't have to be hard to be good
7 A beer doesn't expect you to be true while it runs around
10 If you pour a beer correctly, you can have as big of a head as you want!
13 Beers don't expect you to be faithful and never ask "Is there another beer?"
15 If you want to change beer, you don't have to get a lawyer.
Black shirt neon writing says "Totally Built"
If you look *real* close you can see a Chevy with no hood, and the engine....
A White Shirt- Front- Pic of a Chinese Man top right (Where pocket would be)
"Kong Dong's Sex Menu"
Back: (Full Menu Lay out)
A La Carte Dinner Combinations
Cum Drop Soup 1~Sum Gulp Cum
Fresh every 6.9 days The Lo-Cal special
Pee Yu Platter 2~Tung Sum Chick
Clothes pins extra Tangy Red Sauce Available
Hoo Flung Poo on lunar cycle
Napkins and raincoats provided 3~ Wai Tu Yung
Yung-Poon Tang Not Available on school nights
No take out orders accepted
Etc etc...
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