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Old song, old thread, Dear Scooter Claus. - 12/9/2006 4:43:55 AM   
twicehappy


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For those of you who missed the old thread or for those who did not get a chance to write a wish list for Scooter Claus here is the song and your chance.
 
Because everybody knows Santa rides a Harley.
 
 
On the first day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the second day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Two girls in a tub, 
and a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the third day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the fourth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the fifth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the sixth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the seventh day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the eighth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Eight maids for corrupting, 
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the ninth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Nine ladies lap dancing, 
Eight maids for corrupting, 
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the tenth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Ten babes for spanking, 
Nine ladies lap dancing, 
Eight maids for corrupting, 
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the eleventh day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Eleven floggers for flogging, 
Ten babes for spanking, 
Nine ladies lap dancing, 
Eight maids for corrupting, 
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Twelve whips for whipping, 
Eleven floggers for flogging, 
Ten babes for spanking, 
Nine ladies lap dancing, 
Eight maids for corrupting, 
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
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RE: Old song, old thread, Dear Scooter Claus. - 12/14/2006 6:39:31 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: twicehappy

For those of you who missed the old thread or for those who did not get a chance to write a wish list for Scooter Claus here is the song and your chance.
 
Because everybody knows Santa rides a Harley.
 
 
On the first day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the second day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Two girls in a tub, 
and a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the third day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the fourth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the fifth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the sixth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the seventh day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the eighth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Eight maids for corrupting, 
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the ninth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Nine ladies lap dancing, 
Eight maids for corrupting, 
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the tenth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Ten babes for spanking, 
Nine ladies lap dancing, 
Eight maids for corrupting, 
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the eleventh day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Eleven floggers for flogging, 
Ten babes for spanking, 
Nine ladies lap dancing, 
Eight maids for corrupting, 
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Twelve whips for whipping, 
Eleven floggers for flogging, 
Ten babes for spanking, 
Nine ladies lap dancing, 
Eight maids for corrupting, 
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 
 
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Loki, forum god of Mischief
 


Hmm.. in that case I'll ask for the seven ropes for bindin, twelve whips for whippin and the two girls in a tub so that after Im done tyin an beatin their asses I can relax and have em clean and polish My yule log!

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RE: Old song, old thread, Dear Scooter Claus. - 12/14/2006 6:56:50 AM   
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Sounds waaaayyyyyyy to "poly' for my tastes..
lol

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RE: Old song, old thread, Dear Scooter Claus. - 12/14/2006 7:51:51 AM   
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WTF are 'collard babes'?

Are their brains reduced to cabbage?

Are they 'colored' or are they green?

Do you cook them with ham?

Enquiring minds don't want to know.

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RE: Old song, old thread, Dear Scooter Claus. - 12/15/2006 7:42:18 AM   
velvetpetal


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Lol Petruchio Sir,
*whispers quietly...
i think Sir, that it might mean Four ladies that are wearing Your collar.


So... uhm.. i am wondering what IS the correct way of spelling that?
Collared?
yep..looks right to me... does it look right to You Sir?



~goes back to swimming in the big pot of heated broth..
mmmm ham.. do i smell ham?
Could be wrong.. i dont know...with my brain feeling like cabbage lately.
~waves goodbye to Petruchio Sir... before diving under the broth, hoping He might not have ever noticed the greeness of her skin.

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RE: Old song, old thread, Dear Scooter Claus. - 12/15/2006 4:19:50 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Petruchio

WTF are 'collard babes'?

Are their brains reduced to cabbage?

Are they 'colored' or are they green?

Do you cook them with ham?

Enquiring minds don't want to know.



Well pops, what I think My friend meant was that the four sluts had collard greens waitin if Master so desired ta eat em. And if ya didnt want to know then why bother with the post.

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RE: Old song, old thread, Dear Scooter Claus. - 12/15/2006 4:24:36 PM   
Petruchio


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ORIGINAL: velvetpetal

Lol Petruchio Sir,
*whispers quietly...
i think Sir, that it might mean Four ladies that are wearing Your collar.

So... uhm.. i am wondering what IS the correct way of spelling that?
Collared?
yep..looks right to me... does it look right to You Sir?

~goes back to swimming in the big pot of heated broth..
mmmm ham.. do i smell ham?
Could be wrong.. i dont know...with my brain feeling like cabbage lately.
~waves goodbye to Petruchio Sir... before diving under the broth, hoping He might not have ever noticed the greeness of her skin.


(grinning) Yup, good job petal! (bow)

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