Emperor1956 -> RE: Nick Names For Your Pets (Animals) (12/10/2006 10:07:21 PM)
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Real Name: Rosita (we didn't name her, she came from the shelter that way) Species: Murderous tortiseshell alley cat Nick Name: Bitch, bitchcat, killer, Bane of Bird, Murderess of Mouse, "I hate you (from wife) and "sweet little pussy" ( from Me). Real Name: Joker Species: Allegedly a dog (papillion) but really a disgusting furball Nick Name: Little Dude (has become his name, effectively) Real Name: Jet Black Species: Rottweiler and something (his mom wouldn't tell us, the bitch) Nick Name: Jet, jetto, jetters, sweetboy Real Name: Holly, the collie Species: guess Nick Name: none Real Name: Le Chat elegance Nicole Species: Chartreux Nick Name: Nikki, psycho kitty, pretty girl Real Name: Acki ("Red" in Japanese) Species: Red Lori Nick Name: Redbird Real Name: Dinkum (cause he's from Down Under, and a fair dinkum) Species: Bear eyed Cockatoo Nick Name: Dinky Real Name: Bullwinkel Species: American Bull Snake (deceased, sadly) Nick Name: Fluffy (what do you call a 5 1/2 foot long snake that eats almost anything it can catch and hisses?) That covers the indoor animals. The outdoor birds...we'll leave those. Oh, I forgot: Real Name: Mu-Chan Species: Peking Duck Nick Name: Big Boy, Mu-eeey, Fat Boy, Orange Sauce (what do you call an overgrown, huge, white 30 lb mutant duck? I call it...dinner) E.
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