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undergroundsea -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (5/10/2007 4:27:04 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Boondoggle
While Wonder Woman is an interesting character for an imaginary domme, as far as heroines go, she just doesn't quite have the appeal, specifically, the Emma Peel.
Dude, what the hell are you doin tryin to diss my domme? Now you've really pissed her off. My life's going to be full of suffering for the next week. Thanks a lot (No, really. I mean thanks!)
Here is what she had to say when I told her about your post:
Cheers,
Sea
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original: Wonder Woman:
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original:boondoggle
I mean, what do you expect from a 'super' heroine.
What are you talking about?! Instead of super heroine I wonder if we should be talking about super heroin. You are comparing a spy to a super hero? Pffttt. You grew up in a generation addicted to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I bet you people don't even have to walk to school and have to go uphill both ways. Let me tell you that a spy does not compare to a super hero.
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(I mean, c'mon, an invisible plane? How the hell do you know even where to get in?)
What?! This is so crazy. Boy is my sub going to get his ass beat tonight. Did he tell you to say this? It doesn't matter. He is still getting his ass beat tonight.
The plane is made of glass! Everyone thinks it's invisible but who would know better, everyone or the owner of the plane? And glass is transparent! Transparent and invisible are two different words! Gosh, it must suck when one sets down a glass of water. Oh! Where did my water go? It disappeared! It has become invisible! Gosh, I'll get some more. Here, I'll open the kitchen cabinet. Hey! Where did all my glasses go? I can't see them! Well shoot. I guess I'll just settle for this white plastic cup from Domino's Pizza then. What's this? I've openned the tap but nothing is coming out! Man, did my roommate forget to pay the water bill again? Fine, I'll just go for an Ozarka. What's this? There is nothing in the bottle! Those bastards! I bet they killed Kenny too!
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just ask Cat Woman, or Trinity.
Trinity? First you compare me to a spy? Then you compare me a to a copper top? If they had half my figure and my perfect skin tone, they would give the catsuit to my sub to use to mop my floors. And of course when he is done, I would send him to mop their floors. And rub their feet too. And then he would have to do whatever they say. I take care of my fans who idolize me. I have boxes full of fan mail from each of them.
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And since when do you need ridiculous super powers just to save the day?
Since villains got guns that kill spies.
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Part of your problem may be that Wonder Woman's unreasonable demands come from her god complex. I mean, what do you expect from a 'super' heroine. You know, Super Man was created by a couple of Jewish kids in the Bronx (or was it Brooklyn) as a satirical take of Nietzsche's 'Ubermanchen.' And Wonder Woman is just a derivative of Super Man, after all. I'll pick a heroine a little more down-to-earth, thank-you-very-much.
Yes, you should pick a heroine who is more down to earth. I am out of your league. It's not a complex. I am Goddess. I could make this world in three days. And that's with breaks to watch Desperate Housewives. And not just that, in the world I would create, women would never get cramps.
Derivative? What, you think I was made from Superman's rib or something? I am not a derivative of Superman. You have your calculus all wrong. Truth is, he was made from one of my toenail clippings. That is why my sub always saves all my clippings when he gives me a pedicure. He keeps hoping one of them will turn into Superman and go outside with him to play catch. Because I sure as hell won't play catch with him. I just let the ball go by and he has to run after it. After a while, running back and forth after a ball he throws gets old for him. But it lets me get some reading done. Oh and sometimes he eats my clippings and flexes his pecs and grins and says he had Superman for lunch. Once he started to have stomach aches and came running to me very worried. He thought one of the clippings was beginning to turn into Superman in his stomach. Silly boy. He had forgotten about all the Taco Bell he had had the night before.
Anyway. Superman was my sub. What, you think he wore his underwear outside his pants on his own? That was me engaging in a little, umm, public humiliation. And he eventually became a bottom. He would wear what I told him to wear only in the Hall of Justice. He would wear regular clothes and glasses at other places except when it suited him to suit up. That's why I dumped him and found someone better. My new sub is perfect. Ten times better than Superman. Did you hear that ladies? I said, ten times better than Superman.
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(Uma's not bad, either).
Uma?! Don't mention that bitch's name. I think my sub has a thing for her. He is always saying that if he was casting for a domme role, she would be a great choice. I hope she gets wrinkles.
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