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undergroundsea -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 4:14:00 PM)

I am in huge trouble!

So I was sitting reading the paper about how The Longhorns beat Arizona State last night. And my domme asked me if the dress she was wearing was too tight for her. Every guy knows you don't even have to think about the answer to this question. So I proceed to say, "Of course not, Mistress."

"How can you tell with that paper in front of your eyes?"

"Umm. I.......saw you in it already, Mistress. If it was too tight I would have seen it. In fact, the image is still burned in my mind. I'll check it real quick. Nope, it looks great."

And so she got mad at me and said I was just saying it. But I thought I was supposed to just say it! At least that is what I read in an advice column in some men's magazine! Was it Penthouse, I think?

So anyway, here is the tough part. She said she is going to ask me this question again. But next time I will have no paper in my hand. And she will have the golden lasso around me! The lasso of truth! It forces you to tell the truth! I am getting nervous. I mean, what if it is too tight? What am I going to do then?!

To be safe, I have been doing meditative exercises: there is no spoon, the dress is not too tight, there is no spoon, the dress is not too tight.

And just in case, has anyone experimented with taking anticipatory advil before a whipping? Does it work?

Cheers,

Sea



HottLicks -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 4:41:10 PM)

You might want to consider a stronger medication and it works till it wears off. {smile}  Good luck... lol



undergroundsea -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 4:47:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HottLicks
You might want to consider a stronger medication and it works till it wears off. {smile}  Good luck... lol


Excellent idea! I am going to go borrow some heels and walk in them until I sprain my ankle. Then I'll go to the doctor and get a prescription for some morphine!

Thanks!

Cheers,

Sea



seeksfemslave -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 4:49:42 PM)

Your position is hopeless.
Whatever you do/say will be wrong. he he he he he he he he



Politesub53 -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 4:51:33 PM)

sea... i am sorry to hear you are in so much trouble. Maybe we can work out a few options for you.

Firstly, i would stop reading Penthouse ( just be content with the photo`s )

Next, shift the blame. When your Mistress asks is the dress too tight, throw a tantrum. Grab the phone, call the dressmaker and voice your displeasure at their ability to use a tape measure. Then demand a full refund and say you will be round first thing in the morning.

Never tell your Mistress " You look really good today "  i once got the reply " So i didnt yesterday huh ? "  ( Dont ya just hate trick replies, even more sneaky than trick questions  )

If all else fails good luck with the meditation and/or the Advil.

Regards.....ps53



HottLicks -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 4:53:06 PM)

They don't give morphine for a spranged ankle.  You're going to have to work a bit harder on that one.  May I watch? hehe



undergroundsea -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 4:53:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave
Your position is hopeless.
Whatever you do/say will be wrong. he he he he he he he he


Yeah well what if I just hide the dress? <wink>

I am not sure where it went, Mistress! I put it in the dryer and now it's gone! It must be the same aliens that steal the socks! Excuse me? Yes, I know it was dry clean only. That is why I put it in the dryer only and not the washer....

Cheers,

Sea



seeksfemslave -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 4:57:12 PM)

My advice is to let her sit on your face, that might calm her down a bit.
At least it will stop you from saying the wrong thing.



LadyPact -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 5:04:25 PM)

Thank you to whoever bumped one of the best threads on all of CM!

<Wonders what such a creative tongue for language could do for other things.>

Man, I really have to stop that.  The distractions are making Me lose My focus.



undergroundsea -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 5:04:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53
Firstly, i would stop reading Penthouse ( just be content with the photo`s )


[:D]

quote:

Next, shift the blame. When your Mistress asks is the dress too tight, throw a tantrum. Grab the phone, call the dressmaker and voice your displeasure at their ability to use a tape measure.


Excellent advice! Then, I'll say to her they say that it is meant to be too tight. I'll tell her that the latex dress look is really catching on with the designers. And because people complain that latex gets hot, they are starting to make a similar type of dress out of cotton, or polyester, or whatever they use to make dresses anyway.

quote:

Never tell your Mistress " You look really good today "  i once got the reply " So i didnt yesterday huh ? "  ( Dont ya just hate trick replies, even more sneaky than trick questions  )


I know, dont ya hate that? Last time that happened, I said that I live in the present and let go of the past. And she may have very well looked equally lovely yesterday but I don't remember it. And so she said, let me slap you back into last week and you can have another peek at how I looked. And man can she pack a slap.

Cheers,

Sea



undergroundsea -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 5:05:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HottLicks
They don't give morphine for a spranged ankle.  You're going to have to work a bit harder on that one.  May I watch? hehe


Sigh. Fine. I'll do a paper cut on myself.

What, you like to watch people take medicine?

Cheers,

Sea



undergroundsea -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 5:08:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave
My advice is to let her sit on your face, that might calm her down a bit.
At least it will stop you from saying the wrong thing.


Perfect! Here's what I'll say to her:

Talk is cheap, Mistress. Let me show you how good I think that dress looks on you...

Cheers,

Sea



Politesub53 -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 5:10:11 PM)

Lady Pact...... Focus focus ? hocus pocus.... just ENJOY.... and focus later [:)]



undergroundsea -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 5:11:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact
<Wonders what such a creative tongue for language could do for other things.>


Oh I use it many ways. Earlier today I was putting two envelopes in the mail and had to put it to use. It was kinda odd with the second envelope because I didn't immediately see the adhesive strip but I got through it.

;-)

Cheers,

Sea



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 5:12:16 PM)

Everytime this thread gets bumped I get another great laugh.  [:D]



undergroundsea -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 5:21:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Domin8tingUrDrmz

Everytime this thread gets bumped I get another great laugh.  [:D]


I am glad you have enjoyed it :)

Cheers,

Sea



PanthersMom -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 8:08:05 PM)

thanks for the chuckle!

PM



decstorm37 -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 9:46:25 PM)

Oh man this was great. Thanks for the laughs just what i needed today. Great job sea!!!



DragonLadysFire -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 10:00:09 PM)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(great post)HAHAHAHAHA(shit I need to breath)HAHAHAHAHAHA



petpete -> RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! (12/28/2007 11:43:33 PM)

Hey under!!! your post kicks some ass!! The best so far!!! The ultimate fantasy!! What a Lady what a Wonder!! keep on rocking F/folks.. Wish i could join in the seen is just a phenomenon!! Have a happy new year G/guys!!



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