Emperor1956
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You have to be a bit old to know who Zsa Zsa Gabor was, but this was favorite Carson urban legend. Zsa Zsa came to the interview with her pet, and after the obligatory welcome applause died down she said... Zsa Zsa: Would you like to pet my pussy? Carson: Sure - just move the cat out of the way for me! Merc, that is one of my favorites, too. Especially as one corollary has it that Zsa Zsa sued Carson for "obscenity" over it. But alas, it never happened.
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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?" "What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.
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