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40 Mistakes that Women make with Men - 12/19/2006 4:28:18 AM   
LotusSong


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Women.. do not take the term "jerking off" LITERALLY.  Leave it attached and pet it nicely.

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RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men - 12/19/2006 5:40:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		As entertaining as it is to watch them bounce to and fro, slaping a man's testicals, even lightly, is probably not what he means when he says "Play with my balls." Gently masaging, licking, or sucking them is more prefered.

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RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men - 12/19/2006 5:59:04 AM   
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RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men - 12/19/2006 9:57:20 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

I'll start:
 
Women.. do not take the term "jerking off" LITERALLY.  Leave it attached and pet it nicely.


.. also.. when a blow job is requested.. you don't really just 'blow' on it... ok???

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RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men - 12/19/2006 10:01:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		of course, the same goes when tables are turned...not blowing up balloons here...LOL

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RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men - 12/19/2006 10:08:30 AM   
Anarrus


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Status: offline 		Assuming you can get me in the mood when I'm not in the mood....then taking it personally because you can't.

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RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men - 12/19/2006 10:26:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		-deep throat is only sexy if you know what you're doing... if you don't you're going to gag and bend my penis in
angles that i am not supposed to bend... IT FUCKING HURTS!!!

-please, take initiative sometimes, our brains will not be where they are most useful and we may run out of ideas

-men don't take hints, if you don't like something tell us

-remember that men are dogs?  if there's something you want to try or something you want us to do better; then
train us and give uis a nice treat... we are not mind readers, we will go with what always worked until you tell us
it doesn't work

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RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men - 12/19/2006 12:28:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		We are not mind readers... tell us what is going on ......we may seem to be able to read your mind but that is from experience   from being with you...

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RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men - 12/19/2006 2:04:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SirRober

We are not mind readers... tell us what is going on ......we may seem to be able to read your mind but that is from experience   from being with you...
   Excellent advice...I feel another thread coming on... look for "What men wish women would tell them.. and WHEN to tell them"

< Message edited by LotusSong -- 12/19/2006 2:06:12 PM >

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RE: 40 Mistakes that Women make with Men - 1/1/2007 2:22:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong
Excellent advice...I feel another thread coming on... look for "What men wish women would tell them (everything).. and WHEN to tell them (all the time)"


(Makes it simpler)

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