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Arpig -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/21/2006 9:16:08 PM)

All is illusion
~ Siddhartha



mnottertail -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/21/2006 9:22:49 PM)

OK, I just read every goddamn word in this here fuckin thread, and you got women here with like 57 tits (cause I reviewed the proflies) and a gas stove  dialing mod........


Yeah, ok, there are some real people out here, but most just kinda fake it....

Now, since it is a little like christmas, or hannuka or even better yet for me, since it is Jule, why dont all you people who on this thread and feeling so deeply about the emotions here tell us a little something kind of personal and heartfelt about yourself?


I'll start.   I have never really understood the german language---- there it is, i said it, but goddamit-----

Ron

 



mistoferin -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/21/2006 9:30:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
why dont all you people who on this thread and feeling so deeply about the emotions here tell us a little something kind of personal and heartfelt about yourself?


There was this one time, at band camp............



ZenDragoness -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/21/2006 9:58:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: petdave

There are, but i can't tell you where they are until you prove that you are a real woman. i'll need you to submit a video, approximately three minutes in length, showing you masturbating with a toy no smaller than three "C" batteries, end-to-end (material of your choice). To prove that it's not random Internet porn, i expect to have a bowl of Doritos in the frame with you, and have "...dave rocks my world!" written on one thigh (again, your choice) in blue Sharpie marker (blue, like the Doritos, is non-negotiable). Then and only then will the secret stash of real women (no icky gross men allowed!) be revealed.

Until then... nothing but penis for you, "satori"! (if that IS your real name[:-])

...dave



bolded by me

Petdave, thank you very much, that had me giggling shortly after my first cup of tea, wonderful humour.



MaryT -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/21/2006 9:59:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
Now, since it is a little like christmas, or hannuka or even better yet for me, since it is Jule, why dont all you people who on this thread and feeling so deeply about the emotions here tell us a little something kind of personal and heartfelt about yourself?

I'll start.   I have never really understood the german language---- there it is, i said it, but goddamit-----


Heidegger would be crushed.  :(

But I have never understood Heidegger.

MaryT



Lordandmaster -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/21/2006 10:03:49 PM)

Actually, you've learned more about my cock than hers.  You weren't paying attention to the interlineal commentary.  Don't they read interlineal commentary in Western New York?

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ORIGINAL: Noah

Anyway, I'm glad this thread happened because I've learned so much about Aileen.



Padriag -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/21/2006 10:17:43 PM)

Okay, I get you were ranting, venting your spleen (who thinks this stuff up? I mean, wouldn't that hurt?), letting off a little steam... no problemo, KAY pasaaaaahhh (oh look, phonetic spanish worked for me! ... just go with it people)

But seriously (you get that's tongue in cheek, right?)... to answer your question.  What was it again... oh yeah... Are any women on here real?  Umm... well... let's see (I could get in a lot of trouble peeking under skirts, couldn't I?) oh, I got it... you're a woman... right?  So are you real?  There you are then... congrats... another mystery solved.  (See what happens when I stay up late watching Jim Carey as the Grinch.)

So there you have it... is anyone on here for real... mmmmmm... could be... but ain't tellin!

Merry Christmas! [;)]  (Now where's my check... I could of sworn you said there was a check... yes... I really was watching that movie... he was terribly mean... I laughed til it hurt... right down to my spleen...  oh god, now I'm talking in rhyme!)

Good niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. [:)]



Emperor1956 -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/21/2006 10:23:35 PM)

Not to derail this thread...wait, what the F do I care about derailing THIS thread?  DO ANY OF YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU GOT HERE:

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 JohnWarren:  And like a flea market, the quality goods go quickly so plan on coming early and often.


We all just got a blessing from John Warren to come early and often.  This is HUGE.   I mean...I've been doing WIIWD for 27 years...and I've never gotten this sort of blessing. This is like ... getting total absolution from Pope Benedikt (and I'm not even Catholic).  This is...wow.   Thank you John.  Now I have to get Pat Calafia to tell me its ok to come on to stone butches, and I'll be in heaven *GRIN*

(thanks, John, for something to smile about)

E.



akbarbarian -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/21/2006 10:27:51 PM)

This thread is longer than my cock.
/epeen envy



Emperor1956 -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/21/2006 10:28:26 PM)

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LadyEllen said:  Dammit. My comments are getting too cryptic.

Are there any real smart people on CM or what?

E


Hmmm.  Noah and LaM seem to tickle the IQ meter.  Ron disguises his brains, but they are there.  LA is pretty smart, even if she's difficult.  MaryT can spell Heidigger (and I can't).  Even you are articulate and interesting, though you keep stealing my initial and wearing it for yourself.

But that would assume "realness", which is a quality apparently in short supply.

E.



mistoferin -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/21/2006 10:34:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: akbarbarian

This thread is longer than my cock.
/epeen envy


Simple....just measure the thread in pages and your cock in millimeters. You should still come out on top....hopefully.



MistressYlwa -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/22/2006 12:54:46 AM)

While the internet is a great way to meet people, it is, also, the easiest way to fool people. Without the personal touch, its easy to say you are anyone.
 
It takes time to weed thru the frogs, in any arena. But patience will pay off.
 
Mistress Ylwa



Aileen68 -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/22/2006 3:12:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: akbarbarian

This thread is longer than my cock.
/epeen envy

You would have been more real had you reversed certain words in this post...and gotten tons of troll mail to boot.



Aileen68 -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/22/2006 3:14:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Noah


quote:

ORIGINAL: SlaveAkasha


"I'm not fat....I'm big boned."....(in my best Cartman voice)


You and Aileen, I guess.



Noah, you didn't just call me fat now, did you?



crouchingtigress -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/22/2006 5:00:11 AM)

 

quote:

ORIGINAL: ModeratorEleven

Does anyone else ever get the feeling that they're talking to themself? 
XI
OMG yes....



BDSM05478 -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/22/2006 5:20:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress



quote:

ORIGINAL: ModeratorEleven

Does anyone else ever get the feeling that they're talking to themself? 
XI
OMG yes....


Allllllllllllll the time. Like casting pearls before swine.



RedSavageSlave -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/22/2006 6:02:07 AM)

Are we done with "Kumbaya"???? I wanna pick the next song....


This is the thread that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people ..started typing it not knowing where it went
And they'll continue typing it forever just because ..

this is the thread that never ends....



BDSM05478 -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/22/2006 6:29:21 AM)

it just goes one and one my friendsssssssss

I just keep coming here for the laughs.



LaTigresse -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/22/2006 7:53:40 AM)

Holy mother of god!!!
 I just tried this new gum, Orbit White in peppermint flavour. If your sinuses are clogged, this is the gum for you!

Back to your regularly scheduled programing.

And, I will only sit around the campfire and sing silly songs if I get to roast the naughty sub on a spit over the fire.



Aileen68 -> RE: Are any women on here real? (12/22/2006 7:54:56 AM)

I like cinnamon flavored gum myself.



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