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pahunkboy -> Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 9:40:35 AM)

My parrot made the sound of an orgasm. I had him 2 months. I figured the lady I got him from had a good life. Well - I seen on a diff board that the poster claimed their bird masterbated.

Ok- how does this happen?

I was told I have a male. But I cant see a penis.

Which animals do or dont. help me. I have to know. As long as im on this subject- I have a buddy into dogs- [yikes] when i was going to visit - he said to bring sheba- w/o thinking i said OK. Well teh deal on this is I control my bitch- and she isnt available for sex. period.

So was my parrot mimicking an orgasm, or having one???




stef -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 9:46:55 AM)

*boggle*

What the fuck is wrong with you?

~stef




mnottertail -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 9:47:13 AM)

LOL,

you need to spend more time masturbating and less time looking for parrot dicks, my friend.

Just sayin'

Ron




missturbation -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 9:55:24 AM)

Just too funny pahunk
A little advice - think then type [:D]




pahunkboy -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 10:16:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

LOL,

you need to spend more time masturbating and less time looking for parrot dicks, my friend.

Just sayin'

Ron


LOL- I suppose. I actually belong to a yahoo group on parrots- but am afraid of posting this there. One poster claimed I am an animal abuser- because I named my parrot knucklehead.  Go figure.




pahunkboy -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 10:18:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Just too funny pahunk
A little advice - think then type [:D]

LOL- Hi Missturbation. You known me long enuff to know- I come off as a nut.:-)

You are fun to post to!!  :-)





mnottertail -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 10:21:20 AM)

Can't you just buy him the guide to parrots of the world illustrated, cover his cage and let him do his thing?





pahunkboy -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 10:31:47 AM)

I read 10 books on parrots w/ no chapter on this.




missturbation -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 10:36:01 AM)

Monkeys masturbate apparently but parrots do not [:D]
I know ur a nut hun but a luvable one




pahunkboy -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 11:02:21 AM)

Big smiles to Miss.  :-D




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 12:41:11 PM)

I can't say I can answer that question....the more interesting question would be "what makes you tick"?[8D]




mnottertail -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 12:42:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

I read 10 books on parrots w/ no chapter on this.


The idea was to let the parrot see the book, peruse the pictures and perhaps get the idea to masturbate so you could figure it out.

Ron 




missturbation -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 12:51:16 PM)

Parrot porn [:D]




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 12:52:39 PM)

parrot porn...now that made me laugh..."polly got a vibrator"[8D]




mnottertail -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 12:55:36 PM)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5775099474392087542


and now you know the rest of the story...............

Why'd you say penquin?  I panicked!!!!





Petruchio -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 1:02:32 PM)

Parrots don't masturbate, per se, because they lost their little fingers. The can engage in frottage, rubbing against something such as the knuckles of your hand to get off.

Parrots, like snakes, have a 'hemi-penis', usually hidden in the cloaca and not visible unless you surgically probe.

Some people try to guess sex by stance or the ring around a parrot's eyes. I haven't found that reliable.

You can sex many birds, however, by feeling for their pelvic bones. Male pelvic bones will almost touch. Female pelvic bones will be much wider for an egg to pass. You'll feel for two little bumps high between the legs.

If your bird slaps you, don't blame me.




NorthernGent -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 2:06:35 PM)

It is widely known British parrots are ferocious and serial masturbators. On a clear day you will see thousands of parrots in a line on the white cliffs of Dover having a big, furious, communal wank. I'm yet to see an American parrot so can't say what your types do over there.




FullCircle -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 2:21:58 PM)

They need a mirror for it I'm told




pahunkboy -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 2:27:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

It is widely known British parrots are ferocious and serial masturbators. On a clear day you will see thousands of parrots in a line on the white cliffs of Dover having a big, furious, communal wank. I'm yet to see an American parrot so can't say what your types do over there.


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!  LMAO




Aileen68 -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 2:30:05 PM)

*SQUAWK*  Polly  wants a craaaaaaackkkeeer!
Squawk squawk squawk




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