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akbarbarian -> RE: You people are sick (12/22/2006 6:32:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lighthearted

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ORIGINAL: SweetAndYummy

I have a weird guy who makes a new profile once or twice a month just to write me (before the text is approved) and tell me what a sloppy tub of fat I am for being a size 10. I think it must be someone I said "No thanks" to because I try to reply to every message I get. It is starting to be funny in a sick kind of way, but I hope he never finds out where I live or anything. In every profile he is 44 and submissive looking for a princess to pamper or something? Does anyone else get messages from this guy?


no, but someone has asked me twice if I "enjoy smoking cigarettes ;)"...what the heck does that mean, other than actually smoking cigarettes?  is that some kind of secret code for something?

Nope, it's an actual fetish.  So, do you enjoy smoking cigarettes?
/joking




lighthearted -> RE: You people are sick (12/22/2006 6:42:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: akbarbarian

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ORIGINAL: lighthearted

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ORIGINAL: SweetAndYummy

I have a weird guy who makes a new profile once or twice a month just to write me (before the text is approved) and tell me what a sloppy tub of fat I am for being a size 10. I think it must be someone I said "No thanks" to because I try to reply to every message I get. It is starting to be funny in a sick kind of way, but I hope he never finds out where I live or anything. In every profile he is 44 and submissive looking for a princess to pamper or something? Does anyone else get messages from this guy?


no, but someone has asked me twice if I "enjoy smoking cigarettes ;)"...what the heck does that mean, other than actually smoking cigarettes?  is that some kind of secret code for something?

Nope, it's an actual fetish.  So, do you enjoy smoking cigarettes?
/joking


nope, quit ages ago...that stuff's bad for you!

thanks for the enlightenment btw




akbarbarian -> RE: You people are sick (12/22/2006 6:58:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lighthearted

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ORIGINAL: akbarbarian

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ORIGINAL: lighthearted

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ORIGINAL: SweetAndYummy

I have a weird guy who makes a new profile once or twice a month just to write me (before the text is approved) and tell me what a sloppy tub of fat I am for being a size 10. I think it must be someone I said "No thanks" to because I try to reply to every message I get. It is starting to be funny in a sick kind of way, but I hope he never finds out where I live or anything. In every profile he is 44 and submissive looking for a princess to pamper or something? Does anyone else get messages from this guy?


no, but someone has asked me twice if I "enjoy smoking cigarettes ;)"...what the heck does that mean, other than actually smoking cigarettes?  is that some kind of secret code for something?

Nope, it's an actual fetish.  So, do you enjoy smoking cigarettes?
/joking


nope, quit ages ago...that stuff's bad for you!

thanks for the enlightenment btw

No problem, I actually learned about it from Mind Mistress (her professional nick) who runs an erotic hypnosis website.  She has that fetish.




ObjectivistPNW -> RE: You people are sick (12/22/2006 7:00:32 PM)

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well not this guy - he immediately said we (Daddy and i) are sick people ..


Not only are we sick.  We just gave it to YOU!




LaTigresse -> RE: You people are sick (12/22/2006 7:39:29 PM)

Y'all are just sick and wrong I tell ya.




Nosathro -> RE: You people are sick (12/22/2006 7:51:27 PM)

Tal and greetings
 
...You know I get the same "Your Sick" when I tell them I am Gorean, I go to Star Trek Conventions, Bondage Parties, and Renaissance Faires.  I think there is something in the water.
 
I wish you well
 
Nosathro




LaTigresse -> RE: You people are sick (12/22/2006 8:11:53 PM)

Okay, Star Trek conventions??? Now that is just beyond sick to purely scary!![:D]




akbarbarian -> RE: You people are sick (12/22/2006 9:52:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Nosathro

Tal and greetings
 
...You know I get the same "Your Sick" when I tell them I am Gorean, I go to Star Trek Conventions, Bondage Parties, and Renaissance Faires.  I think there is something in the water.
 
I wish you well
 
Nosathro

Cool, so you like wear furs, go by captain or a rank name, carry some kind of impact toy on your belt (maby a Kurt), wear a vampire glove on one hand, and wear chain mail?  That rocks!  I want to be Gorstarbondren too!  Can there be pirates too?
Live long and tal




MasterFireMaam -> RE: You people are sick (12/22/2006 9:53:18 PM)

An funny reply before you block them. "Yes, I am sick! How did you know? I'm taking Theraflu, though, and think it's just a 24 hour bug."

Master Fire




diamonddreamlove -> RE: You people are sick (12/22/2006 10:04:23 PM)

Was listening to a local radio station today when in the back ground they were playing a mans voice saying Please Sir may i have another.  I about fell on the floor laughing thinking about how many have no concept that the statement was somewhat shall we say kinky LOL.  Is a vanilla station or was now i am thinking maybe i should listen to it more often.  But then i admit i am sick and love it and not looking for a cure[:)]




mymasterssub69 -> RE: You people are sick (12/22/2006 10:04:51 PM)

lol, Master Fire

it's the holidays and there some lonely desperate men "hunting" online especially on yahoo

haven't checked my inbox on myspace yet




DiurnalVampire -> RE: You people are sick (12/22/2006 10:08:01 PM)

I love my "you're a sick puppy" comments when I discuss some of my intrests with Angel.  Ive had other dommes tell me I am a sick woman for enjoying femenizing a "perfectly good male" among other things.  I always say the same ting "You dont like it my way, dont try it.  I dont like it your way either"

AS to vanillas, well, i dont even bother with them.  Most of the time when I tell them I like to be in charge, thats enough to end the conversation right then and there. I dont even have to mention that I am taken and not looking.

DV

<-- edited to add I have gone to trek conventions in Vulcan Ears... itsnot sick, its great... the looks are SO worth it! -->




angaothsi -> RE: You people are sick (12/22/2006 10:14:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lighthearted

no, but someone has asked me twice if I "enjoy smoking cigarettes ;)"...what the heck does that mean, other than actually smoking cigarettes?  is that some kind of secret code for something?


I get emails from that guy, he has a kink about giving a female "oral" while she is smoking....................




beticat -> RE: You people are sick (12/22/2006 10:37:50 PM)

To lighthearted and angaothsi,
I got an e-mail from that guy too.
To akbarbarian,
Thanks for the info about that being an actual fetish. I was seriously confused. Or severly baffled. Or something.
And to all on this thread ~ I'm really, really, really glad I only have a cold and not bronchitis. I think I would probably asphyxiate from laughing.
[sm=biggrin.gif]




Nosathro -> RE: You people are sick (12/22/2006 11:03:27 PM)

Tal and greeting LaTigresse
 
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Okay, Star Trek conventions??? Now that is just beyond sick to purely scary!!

 
But I think you make a great Green Orion Slave Girl.[&:]
 
I wish you well
 
Nosathro




LaTigresse -> RE: You people are sick (12/23/2006 5:41:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Nosathro

Tal and greeting LaTigresse
 
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Okay, Star Trek conventions??? Now that is just beyond sick to purely scary!!

 
But I think you make a great Green Orion Slave Girl.[&:]
 
I wish you well
 
Nosathro


Hello to you Nosathro!

If I knew what a great green orion slave girl was I might have an opinion on that one. But, with my limited knowledge I can say only that I do look smashing is some shades of green, especially if I can accessorize with the appropriate golden and gemstone baubles. In addition, the slave part might be just a weeeeeee bit of an issue as I have yet to find anyone that could possibly inspire that sort of mindset in me. Usually all that is inspired is just peals of delicious laughter.

I hope you know that the startrek line was meant as strictly good natured teasing. I would hate to think anyone thought I was being seriously snarky. Lord knows I probably have interests that would make any self respecting trekkie (please excuse the spelling if it is incorrect) cringe.

Have a wonderful holiday!

LT




adaddysgirl -> RE: You people are sick (12/23/2006 5:55:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lighthearted
no, but someone has asked me twice if I "enjoy smoking cigarettes ;)"...what the heck does that mean, other than actually smoking cigarettes?  is that some kind of secret code for something?


Some years ago, on another site, i had a guy contact me and ask me how much i smoked (as i put in my ad that i am a smoker).  When i told him, he asked me if i thought i could smoke more.  He said he just loves watching a female smoke, it was sexually arousing to him, and he was looking for a sub who basically could light up one right after the other....even during sex and play.  i graciously declined but about a month ago, someone here wrote and asked me how much i smoked.  i wrote back and told him i though we had talked before and sorry, but i was trying to quit.  Never heard another word  [&:]
 
Daddysgirl




Devilslilsister -> RE: You people are sick (12/23/2006 8:41:34 AM)

depending on my mood, i'd of said

"yeah i've had a cold for about week now...."

or

"yup, sick and depraved - you know what i like to do best?  I loooooooove doing X.... " and then i'd of rambled on about the most sick and disgusting thing i could think of giving all sorts of imaginary gory details.  Then i'd of had a laugh





RedSavageSlave -> RE: You people are sick (12/23/2006 8:52:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: akbarbarian

I want to be Gorstarbondren too!  Can there be pirates too?


OMG...that is too freaking funny!!

Thanks~




Aine -> RE: You people are sick (12/23/2006 8:58:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

It must be something in the water.  Even *I* got a note of angst from a gentleman. Basically, wondering what I'm doing here since I'm "not looking".  I put my response in my profile because I'm sure it will come up again sometime.


I've lost count of how many times I've gotten that same note from people on here.  Some are quite amusing.  *chuckles*




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