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GirlyDevil -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/28/2006 3:41:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittensmailbox

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ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

I really haven't seen any profiles currently up on Collarme that I consider scary.  I did come across one a while back that scared Me that I reported on the spot and it was taken down the same day.  There was a "submissive" male who indicated that he wanted to slice and dice a Domme (nonconsensual cutting, from what I gathered) in retaliation for the way they abuse helpless male submissives.  In addition, he stated that he particularly had it in for non-switching Dommes (and I am one of them) as "they can dish it out but not take it." 
 
Well, this guy wrote to Me one morning telling Me he was on his way to Fort Worth and wanted to meet Me in a hotel room later that day to show me "what he could do for me."  Needless to say, I was not about to find out, and reported the profile immediately.  It was down by the time I got home from work.
 
That's the only one I really considered scary.  Now there are a number of nutty profiles currently up on Collarme, but I don't find them particularly scary.
 
Lady Topaz


i get letters like that also.... "i'll be in your part of town such and such a date, lets meet"....  Are these ppl for real????  Of course not.... i wonder if anyone ever says yes....


These ppl are for real, well some of them are.  I've done that a couple times and now we're the best of friends, even from across country [:D]. And I know a few other dommes who do this more than I do.




absoluteTPEslave -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/28/2006 11:10:54 PM)

in my best begging voice and position:
 
ooooh please pretty please please please may i please be nominated and voted the scariest profile on CM in the slaves category??
 
please please please?




akbarbarian -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/28/2006 11:30:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: absoluteTPEslave

in my best begging voice and position:
 
ooooh please pretty please please please may i please be nominated and voted the scariest profile on CM in the slaves category??
 
please please please?

TPE is hawt, absolutely.  Slaves have to be the most comforting creatures on earth to me.  Scary though?  Scary and comforting don't go together for me. 




tml721 -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/28/2006 11:43:14 PM)

it HAS GOT to bwe my profile because NO ONE!!!! EVER VISITS IT UNLESS I ask them to and even THEN they don't leave a meassage!!!




absoluteTPEslave -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/29/2006 12:00:40 AM)

in the most pouty voice i can muster:
 
 
ok then, just exactly what Masters shoes do i have to kiss to be nominated and voted in as the most scariest slaves profile?
 
what if i bake a huge pan of my very special brownies?
 
would a babyoiled back rubb do the trick?
 
clean out Your garage and reorganize it?
 
im running out of options here
 
is ANYONE going to help me out here??
 
i really wanna be voted the scariest slaves profile category




ownedgirlie -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/29/2006 12:50:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SexyRed

The scariest thing that ever happened to me on a BDSM site was the guy on another site (not CM) who wrote: "You have beautiful skin. I would like to see it made into a lampshade and then read erotica by the lamp in the evenings, thinking of you."

Yikes.

Yikes is right.  Did you ask if he'd like fava beans and chianti with that?




PsyVamp -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/29/2006 1:11:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

I ran across a guy who had his teeth filed into vampire fangs.  I found that to be a bit scary.


Your signature scares me "monkeys in the house"....long story
And what is wrong with fangs? I have fangs....oh yeah, mine are only caps, dang...guess I'm not that scary...
Damn Vampyre




GrizzlyBear -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/29/2006 1:19:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: absoluteTPEslave

in the most pouty voice i can muster:
 
 
ok then, just exactly what Masters shoes do i have to kiss to be nominated and voted in as the most scariest slaves profile?
 
what if i bake a huge pan of my very special brownies?
 
would a babyoiled back rubb do the trick?
 
clean out Your garage and reorganize it?
 
im running out of options here
 
is ANYONE going to help me out here??
 
i really wanna be voted the scariest slaves profile category


So where is this ballot box that needs stuffing anyway?

You are going to have to do some serious bribery to get many scariest votes with your profile as it is.  You could start with sucking toes, if you promise not to bite.   And the brownies are sure to buy a vote or two.

However, promising to bite might get you more actual scary votes. 




tml721 -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/29/2006 7:41:35 AM)

I'll stand my ground n being the scariest untill I get more views and more emails! SO THAR!!![:)]
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ORIGINAL: tml721

it HAS GOT to bwe my profile because NO ONE!!!! EVER VISITS IT UNLESS I ask them to and even THEN they don't leave a meassage!!!





Guest -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/29/2006 9:42:46 AM)

As you have been warned already in this thread, it pains me to have to remind all of you that naming someone and assigning a negative value to them or their profile, is against the TOS. 

Please refrain from giving actual names, or even really good hints, when describing profiles. 




absoluteTPEslave -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/29/2006 1:08:42 PM)

does this mean i will never be voted scariest slave in the slaves category ModeratorTwelve ?

if this is true, then there is no meaning for my existence as i know it

and i will have to hide forever more in shame




WyrdRich -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/29/2006 3:05:23 PM)

        I don't think my profile is scary at all, but the pic scares some people... and I'm not even wearing my werewolf fangs...




acctonthelook -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/29/2006 4:58:50 PM)

i don't know about your profile being scary (it's more honest than anything) but when i contacted you once, you scared me.  *smiles*  hope your doing well.

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ORIGINAL: TPEOwner
I don't know about profiles, but I am definately the scariest person on collarme.  Disagree with me and I will tie you up and make you watch "Lavern and Shirley" reruns.




SusanofO -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/29/2006 5:06:54 PM)

I do. What with all of the fudge-making, and working with the homeless, it just leaves some folks terrified. No mention of kink at all (except on the interest list). Probably, for this place, for some, that is downright frightening.

Sorry. I'm just waaay scary - can't help it. I was born that way. To instill fear, I guess. Actually, I don't care...and this last - that "sociopath" aspect - is what really does some folks in when they find out. If they live that long, of course.

- Susan




angelic -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/29/2006 5:07:11 PM)

[sm=biggrin.gif]




PsyVamp -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/29/2006 8:10:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WyrdRich

       ... and I'm not even wearing my werewolf fangs...


Werewolf fangs?  My sub would be sooo jealous.. he's always liked werewolves, but loves his vampyre Domme.
Psy




akisha -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/29/2006 8:14:08 PM)

Ok Ok I admit it, It's me, [:o]

It's the tattoo, freaks people out really bad *sighs*


*grins and scampers away singing the theme song to Fantasy Island*




absoluteTPEslave -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/30/2006 6:27:19 AM)

sigh
sigh
sigh
sigh




hejira92 -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (12/30/2006 6:41:00 AM)

His profile my seem harmless, but I know the scariest person on cm is Master because He scares me all the time.........especially when he starts making those swishy noises with His favorite cane..........[:)]




HouseOfSed -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/1/2007 8:47:28 AM)

At east if they have a scary profile then they took the time to actually write something in their profile. 




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