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TexasMaam -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/1/2007 10:40:23 AM)

heh heh heh heh, I know you meant this as a serious edge play inquiry, so forgive Me if I digress.

I nominate Mercnbeth's profile.

Because just looking at their hot new photo and reading their profile makes Me imagine Myself doing all sorts of things I never considred before!

ROFLMAO!

TexasMaam




RedSavageSlave -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/1/2007 1:04:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: absoluteTPEslave

what if i bake a huge pan of my very special brownies?
 
would a babyoiled back rubb do the trick?
 


dammit..why is it no one EVER talks about food on this site until I am hungry..then suddenly *poof* someone's gotta throw in something about baby back ribs and brownies...

Where's the rope?




Skier -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/3/2007 11:45:13 AM)

I nominate my profile...Skier....as being the scariest.  I'll continue this in the next post because I'd like to give those of you reading this the chance to see it.  I suspect that most will see mine as one of the kinder, gentler ones.  Some will spot the dastardly nature of it right away. I'll comment in the next post.




Skier -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/3/2007 11:58:26 AM)

Yes, it was the exercise/weight loss  requirements. I'm not exaggerating in the least when I say that there have been submissives who have told me that they were  'no limits',  'hardcore masochists', you name it, but...

...when I pointed out that part (not all) of their training would  include 30 minutes of brisk walking or stationary cycling  (ca. 250 calories) and the reduction of another 250 calories (example:  one cookie usually equals 250) daily, they flee in horror. (Quick nutritional note: if you reduce your caloric intake by 500 calories a day then  you'll lose one pound per week and 50 # per year.  That's the recommended moderate weight loss recommended by experts).

So, they tell me they'll take caning/flogging....would seriously consider branding...needles....hey, I've heard it ALL, but...

but adding a short walk and passing on  a cookie is just TOO MUCH.  *smiles*

That's why I have the scariest, most disgusting, outrageous, nauseating  ad on this site.




unownedredhead -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/3/2007 8:24:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
Now seeee Ron, I find that dial kinda sexy in a Designated Annihilator sorta way.
Makes me wanna peek behind the curtain to see the face behind the paddle. 


Latigresse I think it is the authority thing not the dial.  I must admit I was curious as to who is behind the dial as well.  I know with me it is the sub thing finding authority sooooo....sexy.....  LOL

dina




absoluteTPEslave -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/3/2007 9:51:32 PM)

how bout if i shed slaves tears??

will this make a difference on weather or not i can be nominated as scariest profile in the slaves category??

please??




MasterNdorei -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/4/2007 12:47:31 AM)

The scariest profile i have ever read here on CM was that of a male slave admitting he has HIV and some other std, who also says he insists on riding bareback.

Still leaves me shuddering....
Master's dorei




Vendaval -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/4/2007 2:27:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DeepWaters
whats your nominee for scariest Dom/Domme or even sub profile and why?


I'd have to say Paris Hilton in that Carl's Jr. commercial,
K Fed in any of his videos, and those photos floating around
the Net of Britney sauced to the gills and wearing no undies.
[sm=hair.gif]
 
 
 
 




Vendaval -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/4/2007 2:32:10 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DeepWaters
whats your nominee for scariest Dom/Domme or even sub profile and why?


All joking aside, a guy who referenced cannibalism was
a definate creep out.  And that poor bastard who looked
like a Cro-Magnon prototype off of the Discovery Channel
and was functionally illiterate gave new meaning to the
term "modern primitive". 




lolipop -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/4/2007 5:04:20 AM)

The ones that basically sound something like this:

I'm a creepy old man who lives on a farm 100 miles from civilization, I want to treat you like an animal - beat you, keep you in a cage outside while it's snowing, not allow you to speak ever, etc. You'll sleep with the dogs and This will be FOREVER, are you ready to surrender yourself for life? You'll never be let out of your chains, no matter what you say.

Basically. Humans are transient, nomadic people... I can't imagine someone wanting to be an 'object' in that way for their entire life. So spooky. Also the ones that mention some disturbing/illegal stuff. Like skinning someone or something.




Mercnbeth -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/4/2007 6:28:10 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TexasMaam

heh heh heh heh, I know you meant this as a serious edge play inquiry, so forgive Me if I digress.

I nominate Mercnbeth's profile.

Because just looking at their hot new photo and reading their profile makes Me imagine Myself doing all sorts of things I never considered before!
ROFLMAO!
TexasMaam


Well, "THANK 'YA!" Texas Maam! And if you ever visit LA you look us up and you can stop imagining and start experiencing! And "Hope to be kicked to death by grasshoppers if it ain't the truth!". We LOVE Texas!




TexasMaam -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/5/2007 7:56:48 PM)

lolololololol!

Thankee!  I'll check the flight schedules!

; )

TM




BlackKnight -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/5/2007 8:06:13 PM)

Submissives saying they're no-limit and will do anything for you and let you do anything to them.  Now that's scary.  Arousing, but still scary.




AquaticSub -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/5/2007 10:01:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lolipop

The ones that basically sound something like this:

I'm a creepy old man who lives on a farm 100 miles from civilization, I want to treat you like an animal - beat you, keep you in a cage outside while it's snowing, not allow you to speak ever, etc. You'll sleep with the dogs and This will be FOREVER, are you ready to surrender yourself for life? You'll never be let out of your chains, no matter what you say.

Basically. Humans are transient, nomadic people... I can't imagine someone wanting to be an 'object' in that way for their entire life. So spooky. Also the ones that mention some disturbing/illegal stuff. Like skinning someone or something.


I second this




nyrisa -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/9/2007 2:51:59 PM)

The scariest to me was the guy who wanted to establish a superior race by using himself as the sire and breeding all these slaves on his compound. Pity he did not include a photo of himself, I'd like to have seen what the new improved race would look like. I'd also like to know what his financial plan for the rearing of his super race would be. I am finding it challenging just to afford the raising of my own few modest contributions to the general gene pool.





mymasterssub69 -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/11/2007 9:45:30 AM)

the scariest profile - the Master who keeps noting me if i like to read newspapers. it seems he has a newspaper fetish.




DeepWaters -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/11/2007 9:55:58 AM)

actually after starting this thread someone pm'd me and introduced me to dolcett ---now thats some freaky sh_t




tml721 -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/20/2007 10:14:27 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackKnight

Submissives saying they're no-limit and will do anything for you and let you do anything to them.  Now that's scary.  Arousing, but still scary.

any sub who says they have "NO LIMIT" send them to me. I'll find their limt real fast!!!




gailcd -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/21/2007 3:19:11 AM)

scariest for me are any where the sub seems to be abused




tml721 -> RE: Who's got the scariest profile on Collarme? (1/21/2007 5:07:09 AM)

by abused do you mean the sub is looking for it or has already been???




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