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Couldn't sleep - 2/23/2005 1:27:49 PM

quietkitten

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Funny things NOT to do to your Dominant:

1. Use the spreader bars, canes and paddles in the fireplace.
2. During a play party do your impression of Igor, hunch over and say "yes, Master" when ordered to fetch something.
3. Sing a never ending chorus of "Anything you can do I can do better" during a session.
4. Ask "Is that as HARD as you can hit?"
5. Cross your eyes and stick out your tongue while your Master discusses your punishment.
6. Sing "Faster, faster, we need a new Master" during your flogging.
7. Blow out each candle Sir lights during wax play.
8. Ask to go to the bathroom every five minutes during Masters Shibari session.

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RE: Couldn't sleep - 2/23/2005 2:21:41 PM

quietkitten

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I am afraid I have more....

9. Ask "Do you want fries with that?" when Master asks for a particularly elaborate drink order.
10. Pour superglue/lube/ink all over the toys before Master sets up for a session.
11. Flip off Master while your hands are bound.
12. "Accidentally" put your least favourite toys in the garbage on a regular basis.
13. Scream "But it's national slave immunity day!" during your punishment.

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