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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 9:23:25 AM   
Lorelei115


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Status: offline 		Ok, funny story here. I was talking to a friend of mine who is just discovering BDSM. I was asking how it was coming along and if he had thought at all about how he might identify in the scene. He responded with a quick "Oh, I would be dominant, of course. I don't understand people being submissive, it just doesn't work for me at all."
"Well thats good, then," I replied, "And oh, bring me some coffee when you come up tomorrow, ok?"
"Of course," he said. "Cream and sugar, right?"

(Went right over his head. )



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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 10:47:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		just wondering if relish can mean looking forward to in the usa??????????
 

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 11:14:51 AM   
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just wondering if relish can mean looking forward to in the usa??????????
 


I can't imagine a situation that would make me put "looking forward to" and "USA" in the same sentence, unless it was "looking forward to the next president of..."


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 11:16:52 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

Ok, funny story here. I was talking to a friend of mine who is just discovering BDSM. I was asking how it was coming along and if he had thought at all about how he might identify in the scene. He responded with a quick "Oh, I would be dominant, of course. I don't understand people being submissive, it just doesn't work for me at all."
"Well thats good, then," I replied, "And oh, bring me some coffee when you come up tomorrow, ok?"
"Of course," he said. "Cream and sugar, right?"

(Went right over his head. )



I want to know how you responded to his question. Was it, "yes that is right, sub boy"?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 2:18:09 PM   
katzschen


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 3:48:40 PM   
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My sweet tea tastes like soap.


Now that is weird.

I've always fancied one of those herbal bath soaks, you know? So anyway, I've been using these little bags of herbs I found in the kitchen cupboard in my bath, and now my soap tastes like sweet tea.

I also look like a Hindu for some reason.

E

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 4:07:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

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ORIGINAL: RobertCloud

Did darchChylde just volunteer to allow LadyEllen to circumcise him?


eeeek, nope... i don't think i ever made that clear to Ma'am but that woulf fall under the category of hard limit... i don't mind a little knife play, but you know it's apples and oranges

as you probably know, i was just having some fun with transposing or interposing or just posing words; to go along with how silly and idiotic (pr maybe random and stupid) my disclaimer was




Circumlocution will not help you in this circumstance you know? Try to be more circumspect in future, I'd advise.

Youre just lucky I was away by the time you offered!

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 4:21:18 PM   
katzschen


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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

quote:

ORIGINAL: katzschen

My sweet tea tastes like soap.


Now that is weird.

I've always fancied one of those herbal bath soaks, you know? So anyway, I've been using these little bags of herbs I found in the kitchen cupboard in my bath, and now my soap tastes like sweet tea.

I also look like a Hindu for some reason.

E


Somebody forgot to rinse out the pitcher all the way. And we don't have any more tea bags. -_-

I want my sweet tea.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 7:34:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: pinkkeith

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

Ok, funny story here. I was talking to a friend of mine who is just discovering BDSM. I was asking how it was coming along and if he had thought at all about how he might identify in the scene. He responded with a quick "Oh, I would be dominant, of course. I don't understand people being submissive, it just doesn't work for me at all."
"Well thats good, then," I replied, "And oh, bring me some coffee when you come up tomorrow, ok?"
"Of course," he said. "Cream and sugar, right?"

(Went right over his head. )



I want to know how you responded to his question. Was it, "yes that is right, sub boy"?


Actually I said "Yup, and bring me a cranberry muffin, too."

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 8:18:20 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 9:26:19 PM   
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The first person to die in the electric chair was William Kemmler, an ax murderer from New York on August 6, 1890


Thomas Edison -- whose DC competed with Westinghouse's AC, which Edison wanted folks to fear as dangerous -- tried to get people to say that a criminal thus executed had been "Westinghoused." The verb wannabe never took, though.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 9:27:48 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 9:33:30 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 9:38:12 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 9:38:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		There's a group called the 47 Society, dedicated to "the quintessential random number of the universe." As Dave Barry would say, I am not making this up.

Not sure why I'm so taken with this tidbit that I've shared in three different threads now.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 10:27:36 PM   
darchChylde


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 11:17:18 PM   
katzschen


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 11:18:39 PM   
katzschen


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, but not if there's an ocean on the other side of that fence.


Then the algae is greener on the other side. Unless it's blue-green algae. Then it's bluer AND greener on the other side.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 11:24:06 PM   
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Where the fuck do I post?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/10/2007 11:44:36 PM   
katzschen


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Fell empty with teeth that
Split both his lips
Mark these words:
One day this chalk outline will circle this city.
Was he robbed of the asphalt that cushioned his face
A room coloured charlatan hid in a safe
Stalk the ground
Stalk the ground
You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stain walks crutch and hobble sway...

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